Heya~! My name on here's Genius. Or Evil. Never Evil Genius. And THIS, here...is my profile page~...Well, DUH, as if that wasn't obvious...

Anyways...I'm gonna keep this here so that way I don't get mean PMs:

-I'm on a bad writers block with stories (Now just ONE story...I deleted the others.) that I have begun from more than a year ago. So...I'm not going to be updating those for a while...(really, it's already been a long time, but NEH.) ...so those are going to remain uncompleted...FOREVER. :U

-Any stories that I've come up with recently will still get updated. Possibly. Let's just hope I don't get writers block on that too...or just get to lazy to update... :/

-I like turtles...turtles are cool. Don't you think turtles are cool? Penguins are off the chain too.

So, yeah...Now there's not really much else to put on my profile...Except maybe copy/paste things...So here~.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (I think you'll know that the ones that are like me are going to be bold~...)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (But I'm...not...like...TEN or anything. I'm young in terms from the number 1 to 100.)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

Which Hetalia character are you?

The Axis Powers

North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

[x]You were bullied a lot in your childhood.
[x]You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
[x]You're very happy-go-lucky.
[x]You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies.
[ ]You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up.
[x]You're a good artist.
[x]You can be clumsy at times.
[ ]You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something.
[ ]If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
[ ]You would surrender in a war situation.
(6/10) lolwuuuut??

Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt)

[ ]You're very stoic and serious.
[ ]Sausages are your favourite foods.
[ ]You like to walk your dog.
[ ]Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
[ ]You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T.
[ ]You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules.
[x]You work very hard. (When I want to...I shall give it a half point :D)
[x]Your alone time is your 'happy time'.
[x]You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people.
[ ]You've had issues with money once or twice.
(2.5/10) I didn't really get that second to last question, but I'm just gonna say 'Yeah. I am.'

Japan (Kiku Honda)

[ ]You're very mature.
[ ]You think everything over before saying it.
[ ]You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one.
[ ]You isolated yourself during childhood.
[ ]You became very successful in a short amount of time. (Sometimes...?)
[x]You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world.
[ ]You can seem cold/aloof to other people.
[ ]You're good at practical tasks.(..Blank because I don't get it. ._.)
[x] You need time to adjust to new people.
(2/10)

The Allied Forces

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

[x]You love hamburgers. (But only from places that make it taste good and it's not chemically altered. -_-' Yes, I mean McDonalds, when I say that.)
[x]You think you're awesome. (I'm better than awesome...but you know, that's a good way to describe me, I guess.)
[x]You love to invent things. (And they never have a point to it. o_o)
[x]You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films.
[x]You can seem to be very brash to other people. (Hey, it's not me...It's my parents fault that I'm that way. They're the ones who made me. -_-')
[x]You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business.
[ ]You're terrified of ghosts. (o_o I've actually seen a ghost. D; Honest!)
[x]You know aliens exist. (I lived in Arizona. Course I do. xD)
[ ]You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time.
[x]You wear glasses. (Yes, but they keep falling off meh face. D:)
(8/10) ...I'm actually not surprised. o_o I AM American. xD

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

[ ]You like tea.
[x]You were quite tough as a kid.
[x]You're very sarcastic and cynical. (It's not really obvious unless you're talking to me in person, though. xD)
[ ]Your cooking is awful. (I'm still learning how to cook, so I can't really say anything... o_o)
[ ]You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
[ ]...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
[x]You have tried doing black magic before. (D: Shut up, I was 11.)
[ ]You get drunk quite easily.
[ ]When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy.
[ ]You're good at embroidery.
(3/10) Pffft. :D

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

[ ]You're very affectionate.
[ ]You think you have a great fashion sense.
[ ]You like wine.
[ ]You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears.
[ ]You love red roses.
[ ]When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women. (I'm not even sure what that's asking...[ ]You're very proud of yourself. (Of what? :D)
[x]You love culture and the arts.
[ ]You're very flamboyant.
[ ]You say you're a gourmet .
(1/10) Haha. xD

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

[ ]You had a very sad childhood.
[ ]You're very tall.
[x]You have a tendency to switch between personalities. (._. Don't ask.)
[ ]You wear a scarf all the time.
[ ]You love sunflowers.
[ ]You love vodka.
[x]You can seem intimidating to other people. (^-^ Not right now, though.)
[x]You're very strong. (Yush I am.)
[ ]You have a big nose.
[x]You have a strange laugh that can scare people. (I have several laughs that can scare people. ._.)
(4/10) :U No. Wai.

China (Wang Yao)

[ ]You're very mature.
[ ]You're very superstitious.
[ ]You're very religious.
[x]You love pandas. (They're so funneh looking! :D)
[ ]You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes.
[ ]You love Hello Kitty.
[ ]You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
[x]You work hard. (Again, only when I want to. ^-^ Half point.)
[x]You're good at drawing.
[x]You like sweets.
(3.5/10) xD I didn't really need this to tell me that I'm kinda not like China.

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

[x]You are very well-raised. (Pfft. Don't exactly know what that means, but sure.)
[x]You're polite. (Sometimes. Haaalf a point. :D)
[x]You love classical music.
[x]You like cake.
[ ]You have a mole on your face.
[x]You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away.
[ ]You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument.
[ ]You've composed music before.
[x]You tend to call people 'morons'. (Actually, I call them idiots, but okay. Half point again.)
[x]You wear glasses.
(6/10) Tie. :U

Canada (Matthew Williams)

[ ]You're often ignored by people. (HAHA.)
[ ]You look younger than you actually are.
[ ]You love hockey.
[ ]You love polar bears.
[ ]You hate fighting.
[x]You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy. (My hair's more like Canada's when it comes to curly strands of hair~.)
[ ]You often get mistaken for someone else.
[ ]You feel under-appreciated.
[x]You're bilingual. (Kind of.)
[ ]You always carry a bear with you.
(1.5/10) Well...of course. I DID score high for America. xD

Cuba

[ ]You smoke.
[x]You're very physically strong.
[ ]You've won a lot of fist-fights.
[ ]In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
[x]You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics.
[x]You like hot weather. (The sun...THE WARMTH THAT COMES FROM THE SUN!! Yay~)
[x]You can be very friendly from time to time.
[ ]You look very tough on the outside.
[ ]You make a very nice role-model. (HAHA.)
[ ]You don't let people get a word in edgeways. (...?)
(4/10)

Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)

[x]You have a potty-mouth. (._.)
[ ]You like to wear flowers in your hair.
[x]You used to be a very tough kid. (STILL AM, BETCHES. But not so much KID, as I am TEENAGER. xD)
[x]You're very reliable.
[x]It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy.
[x]You're very faithful.
[x]Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike.
[ ]You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
[x]You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next.
[ ]If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it. (I know someone that'd do that, though...)
(7/10)

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

[x]You're very loyal.
[ ]You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together.
[ ]You're very serious.
[ ]You have a lot of patience.
[ ]You think too much about philosophical stuff.
[ ]You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc.
[ ]You're not very confident.
[ ]You were quite rebellious as a child.
[ ]People tend to walk all over you.
[ ]You're a born worrier.
(1/10) Hmm...Yeh.

Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz)

[ ]You're very flamboyant.
[x]You're quite hyperactive.
[x]You can be quite goofy.
[x]When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix. ( xDD)
[x]You're very wary of strangers.
[x]It takes you ages to come out of your shell.
[x]However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty.
[x]You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions.
[ ]You love pansies and corn-poppies. (...what?)
[x]You get up to lots of crazy antics .
(8/10) ...Weeell...xD 'Nother tie.

Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)

[ ]You're quite mean-spirited.
[ ]You're a bit of a hooligan.
[x]You're very loyal.
[x]You're very good at tactics.
[ ]You hate Russia.
[ ]You love to fight people.
[ ]You can avoid marriages quite well.
[x]You're not always taken seriously.
[ ]You like drinking.
[x]You want to become stronger.
(4/10)

Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)

[x]You are clueless about things around you. (._. ... -_-')
[ ]You favor the taste of fresh tomatoes. (Well I wouldn't want rotten ones. :D)
[ ]You're very responsible.
[x]You tend to dramatize over things a lot.
[x]You love churros.
[x]You help people in crisis.
[x]You are quite random.
[ ]Somehow, you like bananas.
[ ]You often offer food to people.
[ ]You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of brothers.
(5/10)

South Italy (Lovino Vargas)

[x]You tend to overreact a lot.
[x]You like to order people around.
[x]You're a scaredy-cat. (Only when I think too much about things. ._. ...Half.)
[x]You curse a lot. (In my mind. And on the internet and I'm ranting to my friends when I get mad. xD So really, just a half point.)
[x]You go drama depressed when people ignore you. (...Wait, shouldn't that be EVERYONE'S reaction? Who wouldn't get like that if they were ignored??)
[x]You tend to blush easily.
[x]You are lazy like hell.
[x]You love tomatoes a lot. (=_='' Kind of.)
[x]You fix yourself on stupid matters.
[x]You get defensive at the slightest comment.

(8.5/10) ...How...? xD wtf?

...Imma take another quiz just to see if that's true...You know, about the thing above~...^^^^

(I just googled a random quiz and clicked the second link, I think...)

(Something about a good Hetalia quiz)

Romano (Lovino)

Lovino is friendly and kind to women, but is strict and less social to men. Despite appearing to be tougher than his younger brother, he is just as cowardly and ineffectual, if not more. Though he is not very skilled with his hands, it is said that he is a good pickpocket.
As a child, he often slacked off and slept when it came to chores, though he was rather clumsy when he actually tried to do them. He also hates foreign foods, and particularly hates cheeses and potatoes.

Ah...seriously, wth? xD You better watch out. Apparently I'm more like him than anything else, so RAAAH.