Danny Elfman once said that when Edward cuts the women's hair, he is actually making love to them. Based on this idea, here are Edward's thoughts on his work and the one person who's hair he would really love to cut.

The inventor reads Edward a story before he goes to bed but Edward has other things on his mind.

Something I wrote after a discussion on th Rocky Fanfic newgroup. Why did Riff kill Frank? My first look into the handyman's sick and twisted mind. Not pretty.

A poem dsedicated to all the femimine men I've lusted over in film, Like David Bowie and Tim Curry as Frank-n-furter, bit dirty

Okay here it is. The prequel to Bride of Franknfurter. It was going to be longer but it tuned into a time sapping monster so cuts were made. also EvilDrFurter didn't mail me Riff's part so. Just a sweet romanctic tale of Frank and Phoenix upto their engag

Something I wrote four years ago when I was into The Mask. Our green faced hero and his friends are trapped in Frank's caste, can they escape?Will Tina succome to the dr's charms? Will Peggy get her scoop?Will Charlie pull anyoneWho cares?Silly but funny

A little ditty about one girl's unsuccessful search for love at her local thetre, lighter than some of my usual stuff. btw a Routemaster is a type of bus in Britain. Please R and R ,hope you find it amusingg

A few lines about my love for the beautiful Frank. Very close to my heart so be gentle. My first attempt at poetry in a long time. For fans of Bride of Frank I am doing a Prequel with EDF when she gets in touch with me, mail me Evildrfurter if ur reading.

Someones out for revenge on Frank's death;His Wife!!!!!