Mystery Morgan
 Author has written 1 story for Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Hi! Some of my favorite books are The Outsiders, the Harry Potter series, The name of this Book is Secret, including the two books that follow after, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and the Gallagher Girls series. I love writing, but I don't like writing English assignments because we never have any good topics. I also love drawing, and horseback riding, which I have been doing that for eight years. I can play five instruments, (violin, piano, cello, guitar, and I'm not even joking when i say i can play the accordian). I doubt you even really care about any of this, but that is OKAY :). my absolute favorite quote in the world: "There are two things in this world that are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe."- Albert Einstein. ╔╗╔═╦╗ put this on your page The Percy Jackson pledge: NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile If you guys love to read, copy and paste this on your profile If you've ever copied and pasted copy and paste this on your profile If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile If you act random most of the time, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever tripped, got up, and then fell right back down, copy and paste this to your profile If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "cookie", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight,freexflyer, Green.Winged.Mistress, MoonStarWithWings, Yourcool79, MyNameIsCAB, Shatchi, Gabby510, DarkAngel2011, Andre Lord of Fail10, katanakid14, Alessa-Daughter of Athena, Mystery Morgan IF YOU'VE EVER LEAPED DOWN THE HALLWAY OF A HOTEL AND TURNED THE CORNER AND SAW PEOPLE STARING AT YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever went to see a movie just to make fun of it, copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever seen a movie that was better than the book it came from copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever been to a movie and DIDN'T buy popcorn copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever only talked in movie quotes for more than ten minutes copy and paste this onto your profile If you're addicted to a book/movie copy and paste this onto your profile If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push copy this into your profile If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you are a total clutz copy this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. Being weird is like being normal, only better. Quotes of awesomeness You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder A wise man once said "I don't know go ask a woman" It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 to reach out and slap someone Don't knock on deaths door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that Vegetarian: Indian word for 'lousy hunter'. Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up Boys are like slinkies – useless but fun to watch fall down the stairs ~Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is. ~Be yourself. That's crazy enough. ~You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail. ~Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place. ~They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people ~Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is. ~I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves. ~The trouble with real life is that there is no background music ~I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere ~Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything. ~Forecast for tonight: darkness ~If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do? ~I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. ~Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. ~How come when you mix water with sugar, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? ~If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something ~Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die. ~Hell is full of musical amateurs ~There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line ~I'm not random I just have many thoughts ~I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes ~I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. If a species is to triumph and prevail, the female of the species must be more deadly than the male. Don't ever argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and beat you through experience. To oppose something is to maintain its existence. If people lead, the leaders will follow. Some people are born great, some people achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. ~If you had a life you would stop talking about mine ~We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction! ~Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over. ~Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies ~Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner. ~People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet its so amusing to watch them fall down stairs ~There is no great genius without a mixture of madness ~When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. ~You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me. ~Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor. ~PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a *. ~Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much ~If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense ~One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. ~When life gives you lemons make grape juice, lay back, and let the world wonder how you did it. ~I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah! ~Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway. ~I have a dream and in it, something eats you. ~Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical ~My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems ~If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?! ~I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. ~I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words ~Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret! ~Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll. ~By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life ~I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday ~Have you considered suing your brain for non-support? ~I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my *! ~I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it! ~Wherever there is life there is love ~Boy break hearts so why don't we break their necks? ~I'm NOT SHORT!! ... I'm fun sized! ~Strawberry Laces! Cause not every kid can afford crack! ~Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses! ~When you call us * we just look at each other and crack up, because we knew that WAAAAAAAAAAY BEFORE YOU DID! ~When a boy tells you to "Suck It!" Just smile and say "Sorry but my mother told me to never put SMALL things in my mouth!" ~Exactly how much fun can I have before I go to hell? ~HELL- Where all the fun people end up! ~I'm smiling cause I'm your sister, I'm laughing cause theres nothing you can do about it! ~When I die, I'm going to haunt the * out of you people! ~ If I had half a mind..I would still be smarter than you!! ~Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss. ~Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water! ~All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege. ~Where there's a will...I want to be in it. ~A clean house is a sign of a broken computer ~I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster. ~To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding... ~Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking. ~Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. ~Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING? ~When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. ~Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "brightness," but it doesn't work. ~MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men! ~Come to the dark side. We have cookies. ~In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, Best Friend well go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A friend will be there for you when he dumps you,Best Friend will call him and whisper "Seven days..." A friend will help you up when you fall, Best Friend will laugh because she tripped me. A friend helps you find you're prince charming, Best Friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A friend gives you there umbrella in the rain, Best Friend takes yours and runs away. A friend helps you move, Best Friend helps you move the bodies A friend well bail you out of jail, Best Friend is siting next to you saying "That was Awesome!! Lets do it again!!" A friend knows a lot of things about you, Best Friend could right a very imbarrassing biograph of your live. A friend will teach me how to drive, Best Friend will help me push the car in the lake so i can collect insurence. A friend will go to the concert with me, Best Friend will kidnap the band with me. A friend will hide me from the cops, Best Friend is the reason there after me. A friend will let me make a foll of myself in public, Best Friend is makeing a foll of herself next to me. Friends Fade, Best Friends are forever. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL, Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART, Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG, Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY, Calling me POOR won't make you RICH, Calling me FAT won’t make you PERFECT, Calling me UNCOOL won’t make you COOL. So why bother? Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this Why America has some issues... 1. Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers,l arge fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America are there people who leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America are there people who use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America are there people who buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America are there people who use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures' 10. Only in America are there people who have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering. Ways to make sure you're insane At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down. Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy" Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright. As often as possible, skip rather than walk . Specify that your drive-through order is "to go" Sing along at the opera. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme . Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!" When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) FEMALE COMEBACKS!! Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Man: I've been an idiot Girls The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes funny if you leave it out for too long. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of ever line(HAH! Copy this into your profile if you find this funny) If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile If you hate those obnoxious, snobby, preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006. Vendetta-Rose, glitteredvixen06, SuicidalBeyblader, RockPopnMetal007, SakuraDemonQueen,WolfFang of LeafClan, McKenzie8463, Mystery Morgan, IF ANY OF THESE APPLY TO YOU, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE PAGE!! If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile. A lot! If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you think Barney is a overgrown, purple, extinct, baby singer, dinosaur, Copy and past this on your profile. If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile. If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile. 65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs, put this in your profile. 92 of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or American Eagle said it was uncool to breathe. if you are part of the 8 that would stand there and laugh, copy and paste this into your profile If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile. My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this to your profile. 98 percent of teenagers have do or has tried smoking pot. If you are part of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy this to your profile most people start smoking at ages 10-12...post this to your profile if you want pie. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. It's fun... you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. 98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity. My name is Tiffany, I am three, I must be stupid; I must be bad, I wish I were better, I wish I weren’t ugly, I can’t do a wrong, I can’t speak at all, When im awake im all alone, When my mommy does come home, I'll try and be nice, I just heard a car, My daddy is back, I try to hide, From his evil eyes, He finds me weeping, Calls me ugly words, He slaps and hits me, and yells at me more, He’s already locked it, And I start to bawl, I fall to the floor, With my bones nearly broken, "I’m sorry!", I scream, But its now much to late, The hurt and the pain, Again and again, And he finally stops, and heads for the door, My name is tiffany, I am three, You can help to stop this for others. IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME! 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. DEATH OF AN OLD AND TRUE FRIEND: I got this from Randomitis Sufferer, who got it from BellaRide28. This is so true: One of my best friends died recently; I'm really upset. He was such a great guy and I miss him. Maybe you knew of him. Most people did. I hope it wasn't you who contributed to his death, otherwise I shall dispatch a vicious band of lions to disembowel you. Okay, I don't have a troupe of lions at my disposal, but I can find one, trust me. My friend was a paragon of amazing. His name was Common Sense. I am sorry to inform you of his demise. Mourn with me. Dearly beloved…we gather here to say our goodbyes. Here he lies… Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate and teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. Rest In Peace, my old friend. Choose your favourite characters 1:Ron Weasley 2. Zach Goode 3:Johnny Cade 4:Travis Stoll 5;Luna Lovegood 6. Neville Longbottom 7:Cammie Morgan 8:Nico 9.Bex Baxter 10. Annabeth Chase 1. Have you ever read a One/Four romance? Would you? 2. What would your reaction be if Six wanted to go out with Ten? 3. What would be the decription for an Eight/Three fic? 4. What genre would you pick for a fic involving Two, Five, and Nine? 5. If Seven played a sport, what would it be? 6. Where would Two and Four go if they were dating? 7. Do you or anyone you know think that Six is hot? 8. Would you read an Eight/Five fic? (Nico/ Luna) Yes, I think it would be really interesting. 9. What would the warning be on a Ten/Seven fic? 10. Four is in a happy relationship with Nine, until Nine runs off to marry Five. Four is in a brief, unhappy relationship with Eight until Eight cheats on Four with Two. Four finally takes the advice of One and settles into a happy relatonship with Three. Travis is in a happy relationship with Bex, until bex runs off to marry Luna. Travis is in a brief, unhappy relationship with Nico until Nico cheats on Travis with Zach. Travis finally takes the advise of Ron and settles into a happy relationship with Johnny. mind implosion ^ HP Test Favorites Weasley? Fred & George or Ron Character, Overall? Luna Lovegood Female Character? Luna Lovegood Male Charcter? Ron Group Of Characters? Marauders Adult? Lupin Professor? Lupin Ship? Ron/Hermione Non-Canon Ship? Neville/Luna Spell? Reparo Sweet? Chocolate Frog Place? the Room of Requirement Weasley Twin? Fred Product? A wand Shop? Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes!! Couples? What Do You Think? Ron/Hermione? Yes. Yes. YE. I love them. And for people who think they shouldn't be together because they don't seem compatible, I'm not trying to disrespect your opninions, but there are tons of facts as to why they SHOULD be together. Harry/Hermione? Heck no Harry/Ginny? Yeah. Harry/Luna? I like it. I think it'd be an okay couple Harry/Pansy? I feel this doesn't even deserve a comment Ron/Lavender? NO!!!!!! Ron/Luna? No, it doesn't seem right. Ron/Pansy? Gag me. Ron/Fleur? His brother's wife? No. Way. Hermione/Draco? NO! just, no. Hermione/FredORGeorge?I think there's been worse. James/Lily? I love this couple :) Lily/Snape? I like this couple too though. Don't judge me. Lily/Sirius? no Lily/Lupin? I prefer it over Sirius/Lily and might be able to tolerate it if James and Snape didn't exist. But not really. Tonks/Lupin? They were such a good couple! (poor Teddy) Draco/Pansy? I don't really like or hate this couple. SO, okay whatever. Fred/Angelina? Yes, I do love this couple. Harry/Cho? So incredibly annoying. This Or That? Harry or Ron? Ron Hermione or Ginny? Hermione Neville or Seamus? Neville Snape or Slughorn? Snape Fred Or George? Fred Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione? Harry/Ginny Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione? Ron/Hermione Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna? Harry/Luna Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna? Ron/Hermione Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione? Hermione/Krum Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione? Ron/Hermione. Gosh, heck no to Lavender! ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey? Butterbeer Zonko’s or Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes? Weasley's Wizard Wheezes Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks? The Three Broomsticks James/Lily or Snape/Lily? James/Lily Hogwarts or Hogsmeade? Hogwarts, Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley? Hogsmeade Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley? I’ll go with Malfoy Manor, because I’m curious to see what an albino peacock actually looks like… Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees? Beartie Bott's. Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet? Witch Weekly Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch? Is neither an option? Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw? Gryffindor. but I'm a Ravenclaw...urg...maybe Ravenclaw. For anyone who sat up late into the night because they had to figure out what happened next. Which book in the series is your favorite? Order of the Phoenix How long did it take you to read the books? I had to wait for each one to come out. But each book took me no more than two days to read. Who introduced you to the books? me? Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift? Buy Which is your personal favorite film? Eight because I cried throughout 70% of that film What's your dream ending to the series? The way it did, except without Fred, Remus, Dobby and Tonks dieing. Or Hedwig. Hedwig's death was so unecessary Death Eaters or Dumbledores Army? DA Who's the real hero: Harry or Snape? Snape. Harry. THEY'RE BOTH HEROES! It was a colaberation one could say Daniel Radcliffe or Harry Potter? Harry Potter Rupert Grint or Ron Weasley? Both :) Emma Watson or Hermione Granger? Emma Waston...or Hermione Granger...both? Sirius or Remus? Remus...Sirius...this is a cruel question. Lily or James? Lil-James? Gosh, to hard. I guess the Marauders wouldn't exist without James, so JAmes? Maybe? Draco or Snape? Snape Peeves or Sir Nicholas? Peeves McGonagall or Flitwick? McGonagall Voldemort or Bellatrix? Bellatrix Snape or Dumbledore? Dumbledore Fred or George? Fred Neville or Seamus? Neville Ginny or Luna? Luna Harry or Ginny? Harry Harry or Draco? Harry Hermione or Harry? to hard Hermione or Ron Ron Harry or Ron? Ron First off, I must say, Rest in Peace: James and Lily Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black (The True Mauraders) Nymphadora Tonks, Professor Snape, Fred Weasley, Colin Creavy, Dobby, Hedwig, Regulus Black, Charity Burbadge, Mad-Eye Moody, Cedric Diggory, Grindewald, Sturgis Podmore, Gregorvitch, Benjy Fenwick, Edgar Bones, Gideon and Fabian Prewitt, Dorcas Meadows, Marlene McKinnon, Caradoc Dearborn, and all the brave souls that were lost to the War against Voldemort. May you all rest in Peace, and Remember you're never forgotten To James and Lily, To Dumbledore, In Remembrance …In Remembrance to Severus Snape…. ….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor… ...without all the red and gold crap. …In Remembrance to Fred Weasley… …Who fought bravely to the very end…. …And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half… …And will loyally await his soul mate and brother… … with many jokes… ...he's got forever to think of them, right? …In Remembrance to Dobby… …Who was more free and full of love… ...than any elf, and most humans. ….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin…. ...the last real Marauderer... …who was not just a wonderful father… ….a incredible husband and brave hero… ...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf. ….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks… …who died for ‘the greater good’… ...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora. …In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody…. …who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive… ...and scared the crap out of some kids too. …In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort…. …who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger… …but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end …In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore… …whose past and wisdom confused us… …whose seeming betrayal shocked us… …but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end... ...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing. In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange… … because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra! She deserved everything she got and more. …In Remembrance of Colin Creevey… …who we really didn’t know too well… …but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war… …so he must’ve done something good… …besides stalking Harry. …In Remembrance of Hedwig… ...Harry actual first friend… ...who lived and died soaring.(from athe profile of 14hp1) I promise to remember Harry When someone grows up with no love I promise to remember Ron When someone is jealous I promise to remember Hermione When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years I promise to remember James and Lily when someone dies before their time I promise to remember Dumbledore At the thought of the greater good I promise to "Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good" for Gred, Forge, and Padfoot of course I promise to remember Moony And fight for human rights I promise to remember Snape When My heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Narcissa When I'd do anything for family I promise to remember Dora Tonks When someone is hyper I promise to remember Hedwig, who lived and died soaring I promise to remember Percy When ambition gets the best of me I promise to be careful, and remember CONSTANT VIGILANCE! For Moody's sake, of course I promise to remember Hagrid When one is wrongly blamed I promise to remember Neville when I stand up for what is right I promise to remember the Marauders When a friend says "Call me and I'll be there." Yes I promise that I will remember Harry Potter Wherever I may go A Dads Poem Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats. one by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. each of them was searching, for a man who wasn't there. "Where's her daddy at?" she heard a boy call out. "She probably doesn't have one," another student dared to shout. And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say, "Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day." The words did not offend her, she smiled up at her Mom and looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on. And with hands behind her back, slowly she began to speak. And out from the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique. "My Daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away. But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day. And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know. All about my daddy, and how much he loves me so. He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike. He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite. We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone. And though you cannot see him. I'm not standing here alone. "Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart I know because he told me, he'll forever be in my heart" With that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest. Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress. And from somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears. Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years. For she stood up for the love of a man not in her life. Doing what was best for her, doing what was right. And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd. She finished with a voice so soft, but its message clear and loud. "I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star. And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far. You see he was a fireman and died just this past year when airplanes hit the towers and taught Americans to fear. But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away." And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day. And to her mother’s amazement, she witnessed with surprise. A room full of daddies and children, all starting to close their eyes. Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside. Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him at her side. "I know you're with me Daddy," to the silence she called out. And what happened next made believers, of those once filled with doubt. Not one in that room could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed. But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose And a child was blessed, if only for a moment, by the love of her shining star. And given the gift of believing, that heaven is never too far. 1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, iPOD etc. on shuffle. IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY? For the First Time- The Script HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF? Boulevard of Broken Dreams- Green Day WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? More than Words- Westlife HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? Breakeven- The Script WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? If I Were a Boy- Beyonce WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? Jar of Hearts- Christina Perri WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Your Song- Elton John WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Check Yes, Juliet- We the Kings WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Umbrella- All Time Low WHAT IS 2+2? Chasing Cars - Snow Patrol WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR BEST FRIEND? F*kin' Perfect- P!nk (haha I do love them) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Torn- Natalie Imbruglia (oh SNAP) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY Absolutely (Story of a Girl)- Nine Days (woah haha this works.) WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? Come Home- One Republic WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAl Drop the Girl-Hit the Lights (Aww. sad :( ) WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Haven't Met You Yet- Michael Buble WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR? How You Love Me Now- Hey Monday WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? Waka Waka- Shakira WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? I'll Stand by You- the Pretenders version DESCRIBE YOUR FIRST KISS. You and Me- Lifehouse WHAT IS YOUR IDEAL WEEKEND? Make You Feel My Love- Adele WHAT WILL YOU NAME YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD? Say (All I Need)- One Republic (poor child) HOW WILL YOU DIE? Cry Me a River- Michael Buble IF YOU HAD A SUPERPOWER WHAT WOULD IT BE? Open Your Heart- Westlife WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? A Heart Without a Home- Westlife | |||||||
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