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Justin: Did I die? o_O
Me: I don't know, why don't you read and see?
Justin: Otay! *picks up my laptop and searches for my story*
My name...is Shino Hyama (Yeah, Alberto kinda rubbs off to ya if you listen to him enough... -_-) I normally write stories about wrestling, but if I happen to do a crossover, it'll still have some wrestling in it.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, copy this onto your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.\
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
Without looking at the questions, name 10 wrestlers
1. Justin Gabriel
2. Jeff Hardy
3. Evan Bourne
4. John Morrison
5. HBK
6. Matt Hardy
7. Randy Orton
8. Heath Slater
9. Trent Baretta
10. CM Punker-face
; What if...
1. Number 1 was really your mother?
Justin- Is that possible? O_O;
2. Number 2 was who you were going to marry?
Jeff Hardy- Well, I'd get an endless amount of snuggles and skittles.
3. Number 3 got turned into a frog?
Evan Bourne- I'd keep him and look for a cure. Evan will still be a cute frog.
4. You, and number 4 got drunk and made out?
John Morrison-Well, I think we would've went a little bit over the "Making out" stage.
5. You and number 5 woke up in the same bed and didn't remember how or why?
HBK- I'd wake him up to the nice smell of bacon and eggs.
6. Number 6 moved to the other side of the world?
Matt Hardy- (starts cutting myself)
7. You found out that number 7 is a girl?
Randy Orton- I'm tellin' Ted :D
8. You caught number 8 in a polka-dotted thong?
Heath Slater- Can I take it off?
9. Number 9 confessed their love for you?
Trent Baretta-Err...We'll keep in touch. -pat pat-
10. Number 10 kissed you?
CM Punker-face- We'd be passed the kissing.
11. Number 1 just started sniffing you?
Justin Gabriel- He noticed my new perfume!
12. You found out that number 2 was doing drugs?
Jeff Hardy-It's okay baby, we'll power through it.
13. Number 3 could fly?
Evan Bourne- He can already fly! That little pixie! XD
14. Number 4 was pregnant?
John Morrison- Is it mine?!
15. Number 5 told you that they were never going to see you again?
HBK- read #6
16. Number 6 ate YOUR cookie?
Matt Hardy- Bitch, make me some more!
17. You and number 7 went to the zoo?
Randy Orton- I'm afraid he might start talking to the snakes.
18. Number 8 lied to you?
Heath Slater- I knew he was gay!
19. Number 9 turned into a coconut?
Trent Barreta- (nom nom nom)
20. You and number 10 were deserted on an island?
CM Punker-face- We'd fuck and I'd eat him tomorrow.
My Muses (I have them, believe it or not. They're all chibis. How adorable!)
Justin Gabriel- Sweet and whiney. He's dating Heath now, since Wade is not one of my muses anylonger. He always wants Heath to do things for him. Justin hates his real name. "Paul Lloyd" just doesn't fit him too well.
Heath Slater- Loud and annoying. -_-; He woves Justin. Heath can't sit down much. He loves to brush his hair; he lets me do it sometimes.
Jeff Hardy- Adorable and funny. Jeff is that comic relief. Only thing to keep him quiet are some skittles. We put a locket on Jeff's neck to keep Itchweed away. He almost murdered Justin with his weed eater.
Christian- Bossy and adventureous. Christian can't sit down, he thinks he's Finn from Adventure Time (cause those dudes do have some rad adventures.)
Edge- Loud and Crazy. Unlike Heath, Edge can find some time to just sit down and be quiet. Edge joins Christian on his adventures sometimes. Edge listens to a lot of heavy metal music and doesn't like sharing stuff. Edge has a strange hate for turtles. See?
Me: -places a turtle in front of Edge-
Edge: -glares at the turtle-
Justin: Aww! It be a turtle! XD
Edge: NO! -smacks Justin's hand-
Justin: :(
Edge: That turtle it evil! Don't touch it! It will take over your mind!
Christian: REALLY?! I SHALL SMITE THE EVIL MIND STEALING REPTILE!! -karate chops the turtle shell- Chuuuu... :(
Me: -facepalm-
JoMo- Nice and pretty. Not Justin pretty though. Loves mirrors and pancakes. All you really have to give him for his birthday is a mirror, a gift card to IHOP, and a exercise set and he'll think that you're the greatest person on this Earth.
NEWLY ADDED MUSE!! Evan Bourne- Sweet and adorable. Evan likes to cuddle up behind people when he did something naughty, but that rarely happens. Evan has a strange obsession with jumping off of things.
Number your 12 favorite superstars/divas (in no order) and answer the questions!
1. Justin Gabriel
2. Jeff Hardy
3. Evan Bourne
4. CM Punk
5. HBK
6. Heath Slater
7. Cody Rhodes
8. Randy Orton
9. Yoshi Tatsu
10. A-Ry
11. John Morrison
12. Mizzy
1.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic before?
Heath/Cena? Nope, I hope I never do.
2.) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?!
John Morrison- Hotter than Hell!
3.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
2008 CM Punk getting Randy preggers? I think it should be the other way around. Now if THAT happened, I wouldn't have a big problem.
4.) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Edge- Yeah, I just read one. He was a top. On Christain. Smexy Canadians.
5.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Jeff Hardy/Heath- Call me crazy, but hell yeah!
6.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
HBK/ Edge? HBK/Mizzy? HBK/EDGE! (shudders) HBK and Mizzy. Gross!
7.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Cody walked into Jeff and 2008 CM Punk having sex. I think he'd join.
8.) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.
Evan/Mizzy- An online dating site leads two rivals in the same direction. (What? I suck at summaries.)
9.) Is there such thing of a One/Eight fluff?
Justin/Randy- I hope not. With Randy, there's no such thing as fluff.
10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
CM Punk/Cody- Saved By The Dashing One.
11.) What kind of plot would you use for Four to de-flower One?
HBK de-flowers Justin (sounds sexy)- HBK makes sure that Justin is ready to step into the world of the WWE. He pulls him over one day and gets in his pants. Easy peasy, lemon greasy. (Too much Adventure Time)
12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Yeah, a little too many.
13.) Does anyone on your friends list write about Eleven?
Nope, sorry superficial fangirls who scream at the TV when John Cena takes his shirt off.
14.) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Nope, but I will!
15.) What might Ten scream at a great moment of passion?
Mizzy- What he normally says! "Awwwwweeesomee!!"
16.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight what might you choose?
Randy- "Animal I Have Become" by Three Days Grace
17.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would your warning be?
Justin/Heath/CM Punk- Language, heavy S&M
18.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Mizzy on Jeff- "Wanna see how awesome I really am?" (winks)
19.) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
John Cena describing Jeff and Randy- Cena: Jeff better give blowjobs right, or a punt to the head it shall be. :D
20.) How emo is Seven?
Cody- Pretty emo now that his face looks like shit. Just kidding, girls. :p
21. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3)."
"Justin Gabriel and Cody Rhodes are in a happy relationship until Yoshi Tatsu runs off with Cody Rhodes. Justin Gabriel, brokenhearted,has a hot one-night stand with John Morrison (nosebleed! O//v//O) and a brief unhappy affair with The Miz, then follows the wise advice of HBK and finds true love with Evan Bourne."
22. What title would you give this story?
"I've Been Around the World to Kiss You"
23. What if Eight found Two and Four in a relationship?
Randy finding out that Jeff and CM Punk are in a relationship... CM Punkie might lose a finger. Or a hand...
24. What would happen if Six/Two/Ten got it on?
Heath Slater/Jeff Hardy( already sounds hot)/ and A-RY? The neighbors WILL know A-RY and Heath's name.
25. What item is Seven most likely to give One as a gift?
Cody to give Justin? Pink trunks, bunny ears, and a bunny tail. What? He might have this furry fetish going on.
26. If Twelve dumped Three how would he/she react?
Miz dumped Evan. Evan would probably say "Bitch, fuck you! I got Randy!"
27. Five/Nine. Describe how they would spend Christmas.
HBK/Yoshi Tatsu: Watching lots of Christmas specials and snuggling.
28. Does anybody you know find Eleven more annoying than Five?
Them finding John Morrison more annoying than HBK? If anyone thinks that those two are annoying, they might really lose a foot.
29. Eight/Four. Who would be in control in the relationship?
Randy Orton/CM Punk: Randy, Randy, Randy, Randy!
30. Two/Five/Nine/Twelve. Who is the best looking and why?
Jeff/HBK/Yoshi/Miz: Jeff. HBK is kind of old, Yoshi is cute, but not that great, Miz is just fucking annoying, but his bitching can be cute.
31. Three/Six/Nine. What TV show would they most likely all appear in.
Evan Bourne/Heath Slater/Yoshi Tatsu: Two and a Half Men. LOL
32 One/Four/Eight/Eleven. Explain what would happen in a fic with these four left in a room with no way out. And title it.
Justin Gabriel/CM Punk/Randy Orton/John Morrison, eh? Okay, John would probably do some yoga to calm himself down, CM Punk would be a fucking snoop to see if there's anything out of the ordinary in the room, Justin would be cuddling with Randy for support. Randy would eventually RKO CM Punk because he was complaining about Justin and him cuddling and kissing slightly. John would probably try to karate kick the door down, failing epically. With CM Punk still out cold, John would also start ot cuddle with Randy and the three end up having a threesome. "Closed Doors Changes People"
Shino-chuu is soooo sorry if I hadn't updated a story that you really wanna read, it's npot easy to come off a writer's block. I'm still on it. Aparently, popcorn and Ghost Adventures don't help much. I'm trying so hold on, I'll pull through it. Unless YOU have an idea that I could put in one of my stories...Yeah...If you have an idea on any stories other than the ones that have been marked "Complete" please... PLEASE tell me. Help me out here!
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing. The questions are: Opening Credits, Waking Up, First Day of School, Falling in Love, Fight Song, Breaking Up, Prom, Life is just...OK, Mental Breakdown, Driving, Flashback, Getting Back Together, Birth of Child, Wedding, Final Battle, Death Scene, Funeral Song, End Credits.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool..
As soon as you're done with the game, post your results in your profile
Opening Credits - Circus, Britney Spears
Waking up - I Made It, Kevin Rudolf ft. Birdman and Jay Sean
1st Day of School - Fireflies, Owl City
Falling in Love - Roll Up, Wif Khalifa
Fight Song - Beat It, Michael Jackson
Breaking Up - Bad Romance, Lady Gaga
Prom - Judas, Lady Gaga
Life is Just OK - Feel Fine, Tune Up!
Mental Breakdown - In the End, Linkin Park
Driving - Hold It Against Me, Britney Spears
Flashback - Money Honey, Lady Gaga
Getting Back Together - Rainbow Veins, Owl City
Birth of a Child - We Are One, Nexus theme
Final Battle - The Real Slim Shady, Eminem
Death Scene - Diamond n the Sky, Richard Jacques
Funeral Song - Hello Seattle, Owl City
End Credits - Bullet Proof, La Roux
I did this straight through, honest! Some of them really surprised me.
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