I'm supposed to present myself here, aren't I?

Well, I'm a well traveled woman of 23 years. Yes, I am getting too old for this site.

I speak six languages. English being my fifth I do make mistakes. Feel free to correct them. I used to write British English before I lived in America for some time. I'm also sorry if I ever mix those two.

I study languages, I bet you're surprised, and literature. This takes a lot of time, lot. Updates may take time, even years. I'm normally not hard to ask if you send me a friendly reminder to update any story.

I'm studying 350-400% this year, I wish I was kidding. I also have two jobs and charity work on the side. I also attend various evening lectures and classes for fun. I also like to pretend I have a social life with social interactions from time to time.

I've lived several places on this globe, I now reside pretty far up north. I'm open minded, love hiking, cooking, baking and growing my own vegetables. Sadly that's true, I also enjoy getting hammered in the weekends and weekdays.

I spend too much money on clothes if I haven't already spent them on antiques or books, or antique books.

I'm often shamelessly inspired by events from my own life, happy as tragic, and persons that has mattered in my own life. Sort those out and you'll know me better than anyone else.

I talk a lot.

Feel free to PM me if there's anything I can help with, if you dare.

Hope you'll enjoy my stories!

Stories in progress:

Gossip Girl: What if the Naruto characters were rich, pretty and spoilt. Imagine all the drama, schemes, gossip, fights, sex, drinking and backstabbing. Oh yes, this is Gossip Girl Naruto style - New chapter out 14.10

High Heels:

From fame to shame. Ino, the successful model is forced to move back to her hometown due to her inner demons, something she said she never would. Will she be able to straighten out her life while clinging on to the old one? Angst/dark: Anorexia, drug abuse, spousal abuse. Parings will be many and develop with the story: Ino/Deidara, Ino/Ita, Ino/Shika, Shika/Tem, Sak/Sas, Ten/Neji - I have a few chapters to be revised

Last published: 13.10

Holiday Cheers:

Spend one day catching up with Itatchi's and Ino's messy and complicated relationship each holiday! Rated M for a reason; Sex and violence

This will purposely only be updates on holidays, birthdays and such - I'm a chapter behind and will start working as soon as possible

Ino, the Stripper:

You never get used to being alone in this world, leaving it up to faith to find company and love in the strangest places. Betaed by Dny Schr-Mlln Shtlnd - New chapter out - 09.10

Stories I certainly will pick up one day:

The Life of an Orphan:

Things aren't always easy, but that mean they aren't always hard either. You can't always look for the dark, one day it will get to you. Deals with drugs, addiction and prostitution.

Ice Cold: When Sasuke bails on Ino she needs a new ice skating partner. Luckily Deidara is there... How will Ino balance school, friends, romances and a demanding coach Itachi, the perfectionist Deidara?

Big Brother:

Akatsuki and some Leaf villagers are locked up in a house for 100 days. Who will go insane, who will become friends, enemies, and who will become lovers. Most importantly, who will win? That's for you to decide

It migh happen:

Feral Child:

After the murder of his parents Sasuke went missing. He's found twenty years later living as a feral child with a pack of wolfs. Will the renowned Harvard professor Ino be able to tame him again?

Vampires Bite: Most people spend their whole life never knowing what's out there. Join the journey of someone who is let in to the supernatural. What will he find and how will it all end?

I'll do my best to keep my list and stories updated.

I do take request if you're burning with an idea but don't have the means to write it

Thank you for reading any of my stories. I appreciate it.

Comments are almost always welcome. I do ask that you keep your nonconstructive criticism for yourself. I do think I'm a good writer, why else would I post my work publicly? Nothing an anonymous reviewer could muster could change that so save your time and keyboard.

Much love

- EMG