I'm Invader Jes! I write tons of fanfiction for Invader Zim, Doctor Who, Warriors and more, and I'm basically insane. The biggest thing you should know about my writing? The Half-Irken Club. It's basically a fan-universe where the Tallests decide they DO want to add Earth to their empire, and recruit 4 humans (me and my bff's) to be turned into half-Irkens and help Zim. I can draw us all, too! Here's the guide:

Me, Rebecca: Invader Jes

My friend Kali: Invader Kal

My friend Andrew: Invader Der

My friend Matt: Invader Hey

SIR's:

Me: My Shetland Sheepdog, Sandy

Kali: Her golden retriever, Coda, and her bunny, Chip (mini-SIR)

Andrew: His red mixed-breed dog, Ginger, and his tiny Yorkie, Pip (mini-SIR)

Matt: GIRETTE, a girlfriend for GIR, made up by Kali

That's pretty much it. Message me for any reason! :D

IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER: I don't own Invader Zim, Doctor Who, Warriors, Teen Titans, Fairly Odd Parents or ANY SHOWS that I post here!! The only stuff I own are the plotlines and characters I make up, like the Half-Irkens. K? K. Glad you understand... cuz if you don't your brains are as good as mine.

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QUICK INTERVIEW WITH INVADER JES/REBECCA!! :D

Interviewer: Ok, so, how do you feel about being half Irken?

Jes: IT'S FUN!! It's like being... er... somebody else. Sorta. Well, I like it.

IN: Favorite color?

J: PUUURRPLE!! Well, and green. But not as much so...

IN: Favorite IZ character?

J: Zim, all the way. Why not GIR? Well, GIR's cute and hilarious and all... but Zim's completely oblivious, just enough to make him HILARIOUS! He's over-confident, which makes him a really good subject for crossovers... and you've gotta admit, he's pretty cute, too! :P

IN: Which Tallest is awesomer?

J: Purple, cuz that dude voices Pleakly on Lilo & Stich!

IN: Who's your favorite Doctor?

J: TENTH!! DAVID TENNANT, I LUV YEEEWWW!! Why did the actor have to change? WHY??

IN: Uh, cuz that's the way the Doctor Who works, Jes.

J: sniff, sniff... ok...

IN: What's your next story idea?

J: A sequel to Battle of the Aliens!! I know, I haven't finished the first one yet... so I'll try to soon, I promise!

IN: Any random shout-outs?

J: PLEASE REVIEW! I know you don't always want to, but it just reassures me that people are reading my stuff.

Invader Zim Questionare: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an IZ Fan)

1. If you could hang out anywhere, where would it be?

My Answer: In the house level of Zim's base, hanging out on the couch, enlightening Zim in the art of watching movies!!

2. Which IZ Character Would You Date?

My Answer: Well, I'd try to date Zim, but that would fail horribly, so probably Dib.

3. Which IZ Character Is Your Best Friend?

My Answer: Zim and Dib!! They despise each other, but I'm the bridge between them, I guess.

4. Which IZ Character Do You Hate?

My Answer: I'm not sure I do.

5. Your Favorite IZ Episode?

My Answer: "Invasion of the Idiot Dog Brain"! GIR is the base's new brain, due to an incident with the 'taco beam'...

6. Your Favorite IZ Character?

My Answer: ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMM!!

7. Favorite Almighty Tallest?

My Answer: If I have to pick, Purple, because he's voiced by the guy who also did Pleakly on Lilo & Stitch! (I wonder if he's an actual alien...??)

8. Zim walks up to you, what do you do?

My Answer: Well, in the universe where I already know him, I would just say hi and ask what his latest plan to rule the Earth was. In the real world, however, I'd just hug him till he couldn't breath. He'd probably punch me in the face, but it would be worth it!!

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

My Answer: Dib. Zim would hate the loudness of it all, GIR would go insane and possibly destroy the building, and Gaz would rather be at home playing GS2. I see Dib as a guy who could enjoy some good ol' rock 'n roll!

10. You accidently got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

My Answer: Dib, since he's smart. I was going to say Zim for his special Invader-skills, but then I remembered "Hobo 13"... shudders...

11. Zim asked you to help him repopulate Irk...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

My Answer: BACK. AWAY. SLOWLY.

12. Favorite IZ Pairing?

My Answer: Zim & Tak... she's the only prominent female Irken... and Zim & Jes... oh, a girl can dream, can't she? Well, forget the last one, since I'm the only one that'll ever possibly write about THAT.

13. You and the Tallest are on the Massive...?? (I don't know where this question was going!)

My Answer: I'd be asking them a million different questions about Irk. Alien societies are so fascinating!!

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

My Answer: Having a movie night with Zim, Kal, Der and Hey at the base! Our SIR's could all play together down in the lab somewhere.

15. Favorite IZ Quote?

My Answer: "Why was there BACON IN THE SOAP?!" "I MADE IT MYSELF!!"

16. Favorite Zim Moment?

My Answer: Probably when he's ranting to Dib about how STUPID it is that the Megadoomer is invisible, but he isn't.

17. Favorite Dib Moment?

My Answer: I'm not sure what episode this is in, but he screams "NOOOOOOOOO... whatever." then lays down in his bed and goes to sleep.

18. Favorite Tallest Moment?

My Answer: Probably when they're asking Zim about how the humans can be tall, yet stupid, and Purple keeps going "HUH? HUH? HUH?"

19. Favorite GIR Moment?

My Answer: Zim asks him "Do you understand?" and GIR tips his head to one side and shakes it, smiling and going "I really don't!"

20. Favorite Random Moment?

My Answer: When Zim is shooting chickens into space with an intrigued expression on his face, and the chicken's beak is quivering in anticipation!!

INSIDE JOKES/QUOTES FROM MY LIFE:

"STOOOWWW!!" - My BFF Kali. She meant to yell either 'stop' or 'ow', but ended up combining the two.

"Duuhhh... what's a window fence...? falls over" - My friend Andrew, on a trampoline

"Hades -- he's the CUTE brother!" -- Me and my friend Sara. Part of a whole Greek mythology running joke.

"Careful, or she'll kick you in your diagram!" -- Me, warning Andrew about Kali... I think this one's a little bit self-explanatory.

"Toaster Strudel, yah!" -- My cousin Ashley, using a Swedish accent

Kali finds a worm in her lunchbox
Kali: I'll name him Chuck!
Me: Why, 'cause every time you look at him, you wanna up-chuck?
Kali: (later) Sniff, sniff... I miss Chuck!

"Dadadadada, let's kill you, let's kill you!" -- Andrew, while playing 'Worms: Open Warfare'

"I love tacos and I regret nothing!!" -- Tessa writing for GIR

"I have a little taco, I made it out of meat, and when it's hot and ready, oh taco I will eat!" -- Me, Tessa and my Dad, all helping to make up GIR's version of the Dreidel Song.

Watching the movie Ben-Hur in social studies (they're currently floating on a piece of wood in the ocean)-
Judah (movie character): We keep you alive to serve this ship -- so row well, and live.
Bob: That's quite the vessel ya got there, captain.
(Whole class bursts out into laughter)

"Falalalala, my la is la!" -- My mom

"It was in the morning, and Winnie the Pooh and Tigger woke up, and they saw that the baby monkeys were GONE!!" -- Capucine, from a YouTube video

Audra: Okay, I'm sorry, Bob.
(She notices that Bob is glaring at her and instantly stiffens)
Bob: You're DEAD to me!

"Est-ce que tu a peux le mechant esprits?" -- French class song line, "Are you afraid of the evil spirits?"

Andrew is messing with some play-slime, concentrating intensely on it.
Emmy: Andrew's a monkey!
Andrew: Don't interfere!
Well, that one was funnier if you were there.

Matt: points to a house House!
Me: Cuddy!
Matt: ... huh?!
long pause
Matt: Oooohhhhh!

"Enza the Demon Canary -- he spreads anthropox!" -- My science class... I guess...

That's all for now, but I SHALL ADD MORE!! Especially the inside jokes. They funny...