Kleineshide bio
 Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, King Arthur, Pride and Prejudice, Midsomer Murders, and Lord of the Rings. Hm... about me (just love this question! :-( )... There's not much to say: I alternate between awfully lazy and awfully productive in writing, seem to never outgrow Harry Potter and am a huge shipper of Hermione and Severus. If you have questions - well, just ask :-) As I tend to forget: General Disclaimer: No, I don't own the characters from the HP-Universe (except Jeremy and his family and Charles & Cynthia as well as minor characters like the gangsters from Veri), the ones from King Arthur (except Lillith) or Pride and Prejudice, and no, I don't earn any money with these stories... sadly... ;P Über mich (ich liebe diese Frage...): Da gibt es nicht so viel zu erzählen: Ich schwanken zwischen furchtbar faul und furchtbar fleißig was das Schreiben angeht. Anscheinend werde ich nie zu alt für Harry Potter und meine Lieblinge sind Hermine und Severus. Bei Fragen - fragen! Da ich es immer wieder vergesse: General Disclaimer: Die Figuren aus dem HP-Universum (außer Jeremy und seiner Familie und Charles & Cynthia sowie Nebenfiguren wie den Gangstern aus Veri) gehören nicht mir, die aus King Arthur auch nicht (außer Lillith) und erst recht nicht die der unerreicht genialen Jane Austen. Ich verdiene mit dem Schreiben meiner FFs auch keinen einzigen Cent... leider... ;P |
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Leverage: A Christmas Tale by Fragilereality reviews
"Come now, did you really think I was going to pay over a million Galleons just for one kiss? I think you overvalue yourself, Miss Granger. They may refer to you as the Princess of Gryffindor, but you must know you are not an actual princess." An accurate depiction of what would most definitely happen should Lucius and Hermione be trapped under a sprig of enchanted mistletoe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,324 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 1/1/2019 - Published: 12/21/2018 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] - Complete
Animal Magnetism by FelineNinjaGrace reviews
A boring table conversation is transformed by Lizzy's "excellent judge of character", as she performs a psychological test on the Bingley household. But ignoring one's own flaws while laughing at other's follies always comes back to bite you in time. This is not one of those times though. Follows the movie/canon verse. ONESHOT
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,900 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/15/2017 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Bones Grow from the Middle to Both Ends (english version) by meandmyinsanity reviews
Lizzie Bennet knew about a lot of things: How to best handle one night stands and hangovers, keep Charlotte from doing dumb things, save the world, her friends and her sanity with Chinese food and most important of all: HOW TO SURVIVE BEING A MED STUDENT! But all those abilities were suddenly of no use at all when it came to one William Darcy. Her fucking professor. Modern AU.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 239,603 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 8/27/2016 - Published: 3/24/2014 - [Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy] - Complete
Mr Darcy's Plan by rochsmell reviews
Surely, Fitzwilliam Darcy had a plan. After he was given two coincidental opportunities, first Kent and then Pemberley, he must have realised that he would now have to be a little proactive when it came to seeking the hand of Miss Bennet. Unfortunately though, plans take time. Plans have to be co-ordinated. Plans can be spoiled by the unknown, unexpected and unfortunate - Complete
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,603 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 8/12/2015 - Published: 3/25/2015 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy, OC - Complete
Academic Affairs by CRMediaGal reviews
Hermione is in her third year at university when she's tasked with taking a class with the impossible Professor Snape. Unfortunately, he's not only frustrating and infuriating but also unpredictable and strangely attractive. How will she survive the term, and how will Snape? Requested prompt. Muggle AU. WINNER FOR SSHG - "BEST AU" IN THE FALL/WINTER 2014 HP FANFIC FAN POLL AWARDS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 30,450 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 8/29/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Old Rumours Never Die by Shorina reviews
There's been a rumour going around at the Causton police station for years. And old rumours never die. They can however evolve into new, slightly different rumours.
Midsomer Murders - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,206 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2013 - B. Jones, T. Barnaby, Joyce B., Cully B. - Complete
All's Fair in Love and Betting by TakumaAngel reviews
As her temporary body guard, Snape must follow Hermione wherever she goes, including to the fair. Two hundred galleons says she can get him on at least one ride. Can she manage to win the bet before he Kedevra's her first? Lol!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,524 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Harry Potter und die Zeitenwende Alternativband 8 by Dea1963 reviews
Was geschah nach Band 7... Epilog ausgenommen. / Harry gerät unter den Druck einer weiteren Prophezeiung, doch diesmal hat er Hilfe auch von unerwarteter Seite.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - German - Chapters: 115 - Words: 231,446 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
You are not allowed by rickmanfan1978 reviews
They are at a ball and Snape is drunk
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Going on a train ride by rickmanfan1978 reviews
Hermione is forced to sit beside Snape on the train
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,635 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Wine of Life by BulletTimeScully reviews
Two people, each wanting... needing... the same thing, although neither one knows it. A story of life, love... and liquor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,922 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Severus S., OC
Predictive Text by astopperindeath reviews
Severus gets more than he expected after a mistake texting. A set of drabbles written for the GrangerSnape100 "Spelling Mistake Challenge."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,751 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Hiding her away by WARPED KAWAII reviews
Snape fakes Hermione's Death in order to portect her and they find themsevles working closer and closer together as they assist Harry in secret. AU DH, Rated for Langauge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,442 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Harry Potter und die Schatten der Vergangenheit by John Xisor reviews
Scherben des Krieges werden beseitigt, neue Gesetze geschaffen. Hinter Hogwarts' Schutzmauern wird Harry von Snape mit einem schaurigen Geheimnis aus der Vergangenheit konfrontiert. Zudem blickt die Magische Welt einem neuen alten Feind ins Auge. HP/GW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - German - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 232 - Words: 1,668,571 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Happily Ever After, and After by CreamLemon reviews
Elisa and Goliath have been friends for so long and Elisa is sick of it. After three years, she's finally ready for more. They get their happily ever after, but what comes *after* that? rated 4 sexuality, takes place more or less after the series left off
Gargoyles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,862 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Goliath, Elisa M.
Weihnachtsgeflüster by Alexielxsama reviews
Hermione besucht zu Weihnachten mit Harry und Ron "die drei Besen". Die Lehrer, die ebenfalls eine kleine Weihnachtsfeier haben sind auch dort, und auch Professor Snape gibt sich diesmal die Ehre...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - German - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione's Happy Housewarming Party by linlawless reviews
Hermione throws herself a housewarming party, and even Severus is surprised when he shows up. A 1-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,569 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Slice of Life: Sweet Revenge by The Barracuda reviews
A quick drabble written in a day, just to flesh out an idea. Coming home early, Elisa catches her sons red-handed in their quest for revenge.
Gargoyles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Elisa M., Goliath - Complete
How to Enjoy a Dull Meeting by linlawless reviews
Severus grows bored during the weekly Order meeting, and finds a way to entertain himself and Hermione. A fluffy, AU 1-shot, set 2 years post-war.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Ich ertrinke langsam in dir by ebony-zoot reviews
Ein Weihnachtsoneshot, den ich für den Rudelkalender geschrieben habe. Es geht um Hermine, die mit sich Selbst ins Reine kommen will, indem sie Snape besucht. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - German - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,617 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Jotunheimen by attack09 reviews
SSHG.Ein Klassentreffen in Norwegen? Schnee und Weihnacht und Aufarbeitung alter Erlebnisse? Hermione ist nicht sonderlich begeistert, ganz besonders, als auch Snape noch auftaucht. Doch er hat seine eigene Art, ihr sein Herz zu überlassen... Fluff? Klar!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - German - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,786 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Dark Christmas Magic by indianpipe reviews
Snape and Hermione grow closer while tending to the running of Hogwarts. A Christmas oneshot. Snape survives,is headmaster and Hermione takes over for McGonagall. SSHG Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,310 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Die fremde Haut by Nagini Snape reviews
Ein harmlos scheinendes Schmuckstück, ein unbedacht geäusserter Wunsch und eine äusserst verwirrende Begegnug mit Professor Snape - das sind die Zutaten für den wohl haarsträubendsten Tag in Hermiones bisherigem Leben.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - German - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,798 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Out of the Depths by Laurielove reviews
A tale of emotional and physical dependency. A nineteen-year-old Hermione is back at Hogwarts, dissatisfied with life, and her bewildering new feelings for her Potions Master confuse her even more. HG/SS. M content. Age-appropriate readers, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 137,011 - Reviews: 2015 - Favs: 2,841 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Game, Set, and Match by Firebird9 reviews
How does one small but determined cat manage to defeat a police detective and a gargoyle? Read here to find out.
Gargoyles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Elisa M., Goliath - Complete
Das Mittel zum Zweck by JoNiTo reviews
Hogwarts 2008, Eine Lehrerkonferenz kurz vor dem Beginn der Ferien. Die gute Stimmung unter den Professoren, wird durch einen überraschenden Vorschlag des Zaubertränkemeisters unterbrochen und Mißtrauen und Argwohn schlagen ihm entgegen. AU, SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - German - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,505 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Understanding by merlintriss reviews
Lancelot has an understanding with Arthur and Guinevere. Read and Review
King Arthur - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Lancelot, Arthur - Complete
Annäherungen by Tiziana-9 reviews
Severus Snape hat sich nach Voldemorts Tod in die Einsamkeit zurückgezogen. Nur eine Person weiß von seinem Überleben. Zwanzig Jahre später wird er mit der Vergangenheit konfrontiert. SS/HG, außerdem mit McG/HP/AD/NL/etlichen Weasleys u. a. *ABGESCHLOSSEN
Harry Potter - Rated: M - German - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 96,722 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Der Magische Baum by Ranita75 reviews
Das 7.Buch, Perspektive HGSS. HGs magische Entdeckung in ihrem Zimmer bringt sie Stück für Stück den Antworten auf so viele ihrer Fragen rund um SS näher. Alternative zu Deathly Hollows. Auch wenn die Story COMPLETE ist, freue mich immernoch über Reviews!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - German - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,376 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Twice Around by Sailorpipn reviews
Hermione's fallen in love. To bad its with a man who has a couple hundred years over her. But when she sees him they are just the right age... contains time changes and fluff WIP CHAPTER 19 IS UP! She was right, Albus Dumbledore had kissable lips!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,676 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 10/23/2003 - Hermione G., Albus D.
Meeting Of The Minds by Helga Von Nutwimple reviews
With the Order's safety hanging on the whim of a lovesick Ron, Snape calls his bluff... and Hermione calls his. Loosely based on the WIKTT Marriage Law Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,389 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 1,355 - Follows: 1,199 - Updated: 2/21/2005 - Published: 6/5/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Nicht wegen, sondern obwohl by Satia Entreri reviews
Zaubertrankunterricht und eine gestreßte Hermine rastet aus... ABGESCHLOSSEN
Harry Potter - Rated: K - German - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
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Veritaserum reviews
Dumbeldore versucht sich als Tränkemeister und sucht sich Snape als Testperson aus. Die Kombination aus Amortentia und Veritaserum hat es mehr in sich als irgendwer gedacht hätte. Voldi habe ich großzügig ausgelassen, um die "Idylle" perfekt zu machen - die Charaktere haben auch so genug um die Ohren :)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - German - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 74 - Words: 137,879 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/21/2017 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G., Severus S., Albus D.
The Ones You Love reviews
DCI Tom Barnaby is good at his Job but he also has enemies. And this is how Cully gets into danger. Will Tom be able to rescue her before she Comes to harm and before she learns how cruel the world can be? Sequel to Cully's Question but also works on its own.
Midsomer Murders - Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,384 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/29/2017 - Published: 8/20/2017 - T. Barnaby, Joyce B., Cully B., OC
Thema con Variazione: Pride and Prejudice reviews
The autumn of 1811 is a particularly wet one and this puts a strain on the inhabitants of Netherfield as well as Longbourn. One day before the ball Darcy goes on a ride and Lizzy for a walk. They meet under rather dramatic circumstances. Will this change everything?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,790 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 8/19/2017 - Published: 4/22/2017 - Caroline, Elizabeth, Mr. Bingley, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Cully's Question reviews
Cully is seven and her father struggles to explain the nasty bits of the world outside to her. While he does his best, he also learns a bit about himself. One-shot.
Midsomer Murders - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2017 - T. Barnaby, Joyce B., Cully B. - Complete
Hic sunt dracones
Lilith is new at the fort at Hadrian's Wall and a true loudmouth. But behind her sarcastic behaviour there is a plan although she needs a bit of help from Lancelot to get going. First part humour, second part tragedy.
King Arthur - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,501 - Updated: 5/19/2015 - Published: 5/18/2015 - Complete
Ein Sommertag reviews
Ein untypisch heißer Tag führt Arthur auf Abwege in den Wald, in dem Merlin herrscht und anscheinend andere Gesetze gelten. Dort trifft er Guinevere, die seine Sicht auf die Dinge verändert. Spielt vor dem Film, ist aber halbwegs kompatibel damit. One-Shot - außer es folgen Begeisterungsstürme ;)
King Arthur - Rated: T - German - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,033 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/15/2015 - Bors, Lancelot, Arthur, Guinevere - Complete
The Naming reviews
Ron and Hermione participate in the baptism of Harry's second son when some unexpected events occur. Rated T for language. One-Shot. Please note: I'm NOT a native speaker.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Verloren und Gefunden reviews
Hermine trennt sich von Ron und ihre Freunde versuchen, sie zu trösten, aber nicht nur die... Ganz kreativ habe ich ein paar Lieder der Carpenters eingebaut :
Harry Potter - Rated: K - German - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,059 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.
How Harry Got a New Scar
Just a bit of rubbish: The Golden Trio meet Gimli, Sailor Moon and a mysterious red cloud - see what happens...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Harry P., Gimli - Complete
Rehabilitation reviews
Hermine sucht und findet Snape und er erzählt ihr Dinge, die sie aktiv werden lassen ...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - German - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,614 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
