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Author has written 1 story for Lord of the Rings.

'Strange how I find myself, so often, on a distant shore...'

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For Filch by whitetiger91 reviews
Poor Filch. No mother; alcoholic father. Bullies around the corner, a nosy neighbour watching his every step and a cat his only friend. What other unlucky things could go wrong? Oh yeah, he is now accused of murdering his father. Written for the Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition. Rated T for some mild teenage themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,603 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/13/2015 - Argus F., Mrs. Norris - Complete
Squib Seeking Squib by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap reviews
Come one, come all to the first annual Squib Valentine's Day Mixer! The perfect chance to meet your non-magical partner in life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2015 - Harry P., Argus F., OC, Lily Luna P. - Complete
The Unexpected Sorting by vilyasthrall reviews
In the aftermath of the Battle of Hogwarts, Argus Filch finds an abandoned hat in the rubble. He is not prepared for the fall-out of the decision he then makes to pick it up. One-shot. Canon complaint.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2014 - Argus F., Sorting Hat
POTC: How Many Miles to Babylon? A Hector Barbossa Fanfic by ShahbanouScheherazade reviews
COMPLETE! For ten years after stealing the cursed gold, Barbossa searched for the medallions and the blood that would free him, and dreamed of a girl he had almost killed. Could death and defeat become victory? Could love ever grow in such a cold heart? Parallels Ch. 7-10 of Barbossa & the King's Messenger. Final chapter posted: Home by Another Way.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,206 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013 - [Hector B., OC] Capt. Jack Sparrow, Tia D. - Complete
Where Ponce de Leon Failed by Tabby J Skylark reviews
Chp 1 & 2 reversed! Smith vs. Ratcliffe. Fountain of youth, treasure city quest. A dark, original concept of maddness and adventure. History/Mythology. Anachronisms, historical inaccuracy, allusions, etc.
Pocahontas - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,329 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 2/8/2002 - John S., Governor Ratcliffe, Wiggins, King James
A Regency Romance in 2 minutes by SirenoftheStorm reviews
This is what happens when I read too many Regency-era historical romance novels. Rogues! Seduction! Marriages of convenience! Cliches! Magical butlers!
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
On Rare Occasions by TreeHugger reviews
Sequel toThe Silver Peacock and the Skulking Cutpurse. Things haved changed for Alagaith, but his past threatens his new life in Mirkwood when a group of elves from Rivendell arrive. UPDATED! Coauthored with DragonoftheNorth! COMPLETED!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 86,822 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/3/2006 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Complete
Finding Severus by Ladya C. Maxine reviews
Severus is the least popular student at Hogwarts. Teased and beaten up, he has no friends to speak of. Will that change when exchange student Lucius Malfoy comes to Hogwarts? ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,687 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 8/8/2003 - Severus S., Lucius M.
The Adventures of James Norrington, Pirate by Zath Chauvert reviews
Lost at sea and given the choice of either dying as navy men or living as pirates, Commodore Norrington and Lieutenant Gillette choose life. This story is AU for everything after Curse of the Black Pearl. On a very long hiatus, but not abandoned.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,711 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 3/25/2004
At a Window by BellaMonte reviews
Bilbo Baggins is reluctant to bring Frodo along on his trip to Bree, where Gandalf has asked to meet him. Though he's warned Frodo not to go wandering the foul, dangerous streets, the little hobbit imagines one stroll won't get him into any trouble.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,752 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/10/2004 - Published: 7/5/2004 - Frodo B., Bilbo B.
The Quality of Mercy by Mundungus42 reviews
Norrington & Co. are courtmartialed for the loss of the Interceptor. The penalty for negligence is death by hanging, and the Admiral has it in for Norrington. Fortunately, Jack still owes him for one escape. Save Norrington challenge winner!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,179 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/4/2004 - Complete
Elrond's Most Forgettable Birthday by TreeHugger reviews
Prince Legolas must choose something for King Thranduil to send to Lord Elrond for his birthday-something quite forgettable!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 119,386 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/31/2004 - Published: 9/8/2002
The Silver Peacock and the Skulking Cutpurse by TreeHugger reviews
Written with Dragon-of-the-north. OCS! Two very different elves are caught up in an unlikely adventure filled with mischief, mayhem, and three of the worst goblins to walk the face of Arda. Set directly following the Battle of Five Armies in The Hobbit.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 141,133 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/18/2004 - Published: 10/21/2003
Brilliantine Mortality by PatchworkDK reviews
Norrington's old lover reflects on Elizabeth -- fatally.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2004
Treasures by BellaMonte reviews
AU - Gossip ran through the Shire that Bilbo Baggins possessed a great fortune in the depths of his home. Several ruffians attempt to seize that fortune by kidnapping his beloved nephew and holding him for ransom.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 205,382 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/10/2004 - Published: 7/16/2002 - Frodo B., Bilbo B.
Feet Firmly on the Ground by Aldesina reviews
A look at what Commodore James Norrington might have thought that night after he relinquished Elizabeth to Will. It's a short little fic that shows the softer side of Norrington that we saw in the deleted scenes, but not the movie
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2004 - James N. - Complete
More Precious Than Gold by Victoria to Worthing reviews
A sweet BilboOC romance, beginning even before his coming-of-age and going through his whole life. CHAPTER 8 ADDED! After all this time! Please review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,386 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/4/2004 - Published: 3/16/2002 - Bilbo B.
The Singer's Gift by TreeHugger reviews
During his long wanderings, Daeron encounters a group of mortal children on a beach and tells them the tale of the first time he sang for Luthien. COMPLETE!
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,829 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/24/2003 - Published: 7/17/2003 - Complete
Knife'sEdge by TreeHugger reviews
Set during the Battle of Dagorlad. King Oropher lays a heavy charge upon his Master Archer before the siege of Mordor begins.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,819 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/3/2003 - Published: 4/22/2003
Describing A Memory by ainur reviews
A description of portions of one Fall day during Frodo's childhood/tweenage years, as recalled by Frodo after the War of the Ring. Goes back and forth between Frodos consciousness to the memories he's reliving during the fic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2002 - Frodo B., Bilbo B.
Once Upon a Time in Hollin by TreeHugger reviews
Sometimes the past can come back to 'haunt' us as Legolas discovers as the Company takes a rest in Hollin. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,303 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/3/2002 - Published: 8/9/2002 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
In the Hall of the Wood Elf King by TreeHugger reviews
The Hobbit AU. While the Dwarves are imprisoned in Thranduil's dungeons, Bilbo meets Legolas quite by accident. We find out why Elves don't smoke pipeweed. COMPLETED!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 140,644 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/5/2002 - Published: 6/4/2002 - Legolas, Bilbo B. - Complete
Whisper of the Eagle's Wings by TreeHugger reviews
Glorfindel's thoughts on Gandalf after the Wizard's fall in Moria
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2002
Bilbo: an Interlude by Princess Jennalea reviews
Bilbo finally gives Thorin & Co. a piece of his mind
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2002 - Bilbo B.
Make With Your Hands by Team Bonet reviews
Athos finds himself succumbing to sickness and memory. Aramis attempts to aid him.
Alexandre Dumas - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,580 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Published: 12/18/2001 - Complete
The One Ring reviews
A day in the life of an unusually discordant piece of gold jewelry
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/22/2004 - Published: 12/30/2002 - Frodo B., Bilbo B.