Ello ello peoples. This is... wait I know this one... OH YEAH!! It's Ultamatenerd33 at your service!!

Okay Percy Jackson Fans listen up!! Rick Riordan said this himself (don't know if you know this already but...) He is making a NEW CAMP HALF-BLOOD BOOK!! To see it for your self go to this link!!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIPYtLLAn64&NR=1

If YOU yes you! Have ANY questions, please PWEASE ask me. Thanks!!

Name: Baylee (I know it's weird but true...T_T)

Age: 1997, that is all I'm saying!

Gender: Female

Looks: Blonde hairnabout an inch past my shoulder, blue eyes, a little bit of freckles, and I am not fat, or supper skinny.

Personality: Funny, weird, mental, Mean from time to time, Uber COOl!, and a lot of other stuff that I don't feel like writing!

Fave food: Natchos Im not sure why tho...

Fave series of books: Percy Jackson and the Olympians, of course!

Fave movies: Action: The Dark Night

Comedy: Bolt I guess

Other comedy: Hangover (Just Plain Funny!! XD)

Disney: Fox and the Hound 2

Cartoon:SPONGEBOB!

Current fanfics: Please Don't Leave Me

What I want you to do right now: Read my newest book.

Where I live: U.S.A.!

Biggest pet peeve: When people try to make me angry or annoyed.

Fave songs: I like Train, Taylor Swift, Owl city, NICKLEBACK!, and a lots more...

Grades:yeah I'm just going to skip this one...

My dream thing to do: To become the greatest writer evar!!

Something scarey/odd that happened to me: I just finished a VERY scary movie called One Missed Call (RECAMENDED) and then I went to get a blacket from the hall closet. It just happed to be dark, and when I reached for the light switch my brother scared the doodles out of me!!

Well, now you know a bunch of random crap about me!

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

This one is just plain funny.

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

ONLY IN AMERICA...

...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance

...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks

...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front

...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8

...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter

...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke

...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages

...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place

...is the word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

Friends:

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'it’s because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!!

The Reasons to be dissapointed AND still Very exited about the new Lightning Thief Movie!!

Annabeth has blond hair.--)Annabeth is a brunette.

Grover is Caucasian.--)Grover is African-American.

Grover has red hair.--)Grover has black hair.

Luke had longish, sandy hair.--)Luke has short, spiked, dirty-blonde hair.

Clarisse is there in the beginning.--)Clarisse is not casted.

The original ages were 12.--)The ages have been changed to age 18.

There is a St.Louis arch, where Percy fights with Echidna and the Chimera.--)Replaced with Hydra scene.

Tyson gives Percy his wristwatch in The Sea of Monsters.--)Percy has his wristwatch.

Persephone is supposed to be with her mother, Demeter.--)Persephone is shown with Hades.

Percy, Grover, and Annabeth take a taxi from the Lotus Hotel and Casino.--)Grover (the driver) busts them through the doors with a Maserati.

Chiron is a stallion.--)Chiron is a clydesdale.

Ares is in it half of the book.--)Ares is left "uncredited" in the movie.

Silena Beauregard has black hair and only appears after The Sea of Monsters.--)Silena has blond hair.

Riptide is bronze and a cap pen.--)Riptide is silver and a click pen.

The Great Prophecy happens the age of 16.--)The prophecy happens at the age of 22.

Percy and Annabeth are attempting to like each other as friends.--)Percy is quite interested/fascinated with Annabeth.

Medusa is fought with seen through a glass orb.--)Medusa is seen through an iPod Touch.

Percy doesn't own any type of electronic device.--)Percy has an iPod Touch.

Grover has no electronic device.--)Grover has a an iPhone.

Percy's Trident Sign is like a hologram.--)Percy's Trident Sign is like a tatoo.

Percy fights the Minotaur before he arrives at camp.--)Percy fights the Minotaur after they leave camp.

Percy And Annabeth kiss in The Battle of the Labyrinth.--)Percy and Annabeth KISS in The Lightning Thief movie...Maybe

Grover walks normally when using mortal outfits.--)Grover walks with crutches in the movie.

Percy discovers the betrayal of Luke in the Camp Half-Blood.--)Percy fights with Luke in the city, controlling the water to defeat him.

Annabeth is a good strategist and fights using a celestial bronze knife.--)Annabeth is a good warrior and strategist, and fights using swords, bows and crossbows.

Annabeth meets Percy showing the camp for him.--)Annabeth meets Percy fighting and defeating him.

Alecto (Mr. Dodds) fights with Percy in the museum. --)Alecto (Mr. Dodds) fights with Percy in the school.

Medusa is an old woman. --)Medusa is portrayed by Uma Thurman, so, it's a young girl.

The campers wear orange t-shirts with 'Camp Half-Blood' written on them.--)Apparently, the campers use greek armor.

The only gods that appear in the first book are Dionysus, Ares, Hades, Zeus and Poseidon.--)Hera, Demeter, Apollo, Athena, Aphrodite, Hermes and Persephone appear in the film.

Grover has no girlfriend in the first book. Juniper only is mentioned in The Battle of the Labyrinth.--)The role of Juniper, Grover's girlfriend, has been cast for the movie.

Percy shows signs of being the son of Poseidon by causing the water in a water fountain to well up and "attack" Nancy Bobofit.--)One of signs that Percy is the son of Poseidon is his ability to hold his breathe for a long time underwater.

Songs That I Think Are Moving: Carrie Underwood: Temporary Home Lyrics,

Little boy, 6 years old
A little too used to bein' alone
Another new mom and dad,another school
Another house that'll never be home
When people ask him how he likes this place
He looks up and says with a smile upon his face

"This is my temporary home
It's not where I belong
Windows and rooms that I'm passin' through
This is just a stop, on the way to where I'm going
I'm not afraid because I know this is my
Temporary Home."

Young mom on her own
She needs a little help got nowhere to go
She's lookin' for a job, lookin' for a way out
Because a half-way house will never be a home
At night she whispers to her baby girl
Someday we'll find a place here in this world

"This is our temporary home
It's not where we belong
Windows and rooms that we're passin' through
This is just a stop, on the way to where we're going
I'm not afraid because I know this is our
Temporary Home."

Old man, hospital bed
The room is filled with people he loves
And he whispers don't cry for me
I'll see you all someday
He looks up and says "I can see God's face"

"This is my temporary Home
It's not where I belong
Windows and rooms that I'm passin' through
This was just a stop,on the way To where I'm going
I'm not afraid because I know this was
My temporary home."

This is our temporary home

Daddy's Little Girl, lyrics