hay im not real good at this but here we go im just gonna do what others have done oh and BTW I CAN'T SPELL TO SAVE MY LIFE.

Name: Jamee

Age: 13

City:perth aus (im a true aussie lol)

Gender:femal

and yes im straight

Religous veiws: christian love the LORD

Fav Saying: Before you judge understand the path that was taken to get there.

10 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen

10. Tell him only to address you in a cute English accent.

him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the "s". When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the "q" is silent.

8.Ask if blondes really do have more fun.

7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.

6. Instead of telling him to "get lost" in an argument, tell him to swim to France.

5. When he annoys you, respond with "times have changed, old man".

4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? Love thy enemy to death?

3. Leap out from behind the desk in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.

him McSteamy or McDreamy.

And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?

1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming "I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!"

10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale

10. Beg him not to eat you.

9. Inform him that he seems to be the "depressed" Cullen.

8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.

7. Spell his name with two "a"’s (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain.

6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.

5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming you have come to suck his blood.

4. Send out waves of lust and see how he reacts.

3. When he gets too close made your fingers into the sign of the cross and cry, "The power of Christ compels you!".

2. Splatter red paint all over his and Alice’s room and videotape his reaction.

And the Number One way to annoy Jasper Hale?

1. Whenever he says anything, snap to attention, shout "Sir, yes sir!" and salute, army style.

10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen

10. Sing "Discovery Channel" by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.

9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.

8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically pedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.

7. Ask how Tanya is.

6. End every argument with "Bite me, Edward."

5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.

4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with "What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?"

3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.

2. Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.

And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?

1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to "Like a Virgin" by Madonna.

My fav shows and movies are:

inuyasha

naruto

dbz/dragonball

veronica mars

NCIS

twilight but im not obssesed

Vampire Diaries (see i cant spell very good hahaha)

Alice (2009 mini-serise)

Alice in Wonderland (2010)

and some more i cant remember

ok my couples r

inuyasha: kag/inu san/miro sessh/rin sesh/kagu

naruto: nar/the shy girl sak/sask (havent watched in ages,kinda forgot a little bit)

dbz: vid/goh gok/chi bulma/veg got/bra trunks/pan erasa/sharpner (love their names so funny)

veronica mars: log/ver i forgot the other ones

ncis: tony/ziva abby/probe (spell?)

twilight: bella/edw alice/jas ros/em esm/car renes/oc and renes/jake

Alice in Wonderland: alice/hatter

Alice 2009: alice/hatter, jack/dutchess

well that should be it dont expect much stories cos i aint very imagianative they will most likly be like other ones 'less i do a poem of sorts

OHH and my stories

1. Gohans secrets: I have a Beta for it so I will delete it and then repost it :). New chapters might take a little bit though. Goh/Vid

thats all i have done

kk thx if u read any love yall later

xoxo anger angel

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