AssassinsAndMercenarieshide bio
 Author has written 9 stories for Cars, and South Park. Herpaderp Welcome or something like that I am just your average retard who gets distracted by Tumblr a lot who has a lot of feelings and Fandoms. Fandoms I love as of halfway-2012 are South Park, Cars, Avengers, GoT, More Marvel mainly I am currently in University which is a poor excuse for being busy, but I will still use it. Also a slight lack of inspiration is right now keeping me from finishing a few Cars fics- Sorry for that! Lisa out |
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Dominoes and Dynamite by OperationBlackSheep reviews
When Tony's solo attempt to catch Loki goes awry, he finds himself struggling to counteract the god's plans and unravel his secrets. Loki is vaguely amused by these attempts. Rated T for language, might become M. Will become slash.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 198,501 - Reviews: 1857 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 1,559 - Updated: 4/24/2019 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Thicker Than Oil by Asphalt-Cowgirl04 reviews
American agent Rod "Torque" Redline is sent out on a mission to investigate and thwart the evil plans of the Lemon families out on the oil rigs, but gets more than what he will have ever bargained for.
Cars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 63,881 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Grem, Acer, Rod R./Torque, OC - Complete
50 Things Sirius Black Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Remus tapes a list of things that Sirius Is Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts onto their door.RLSB SLASH!TENTH AND LAST ONESHOT POSTED!Number 49/50:Tell Dumbledore that his beard is erotic...and then attempt to stroke it seductively.Read and review!COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,419 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Domination by ReindeerGamesBitch reviews
"That is merely a tool. I never have performance issues, Mr. Stark; would you like to see what I can do?" Tony's eyes widened as a blue flame spread from the tips of the trickster's fingers until it engulfed his entire hand, licking dangerously at the pale flesh. "I came here for a purpose, I plan to succeed. Your mind will be mine." Frostiron Slash
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,025 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
Momento by MissCarrera reviews
A one-shot based on the typical teenage day in Francesco Bernoulli's mischievious life.
Cars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Francesco B. - Complete
Lost Within A Secret by Vernydog92 reviews
After the Grand Prix Lightning and Francesco become friends, but the Formula Racer is having a hard time with his life. He finds that he isn't happy despite the fame. He is also struggling with feelings for the red race car. Lightning/Francesco
Cars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,587 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Lightning, Francesco B.
War is Hell by Kattily reviews
It was really more of a game between them than just sex. Slash. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Gregory, Christophe - Complete
The Kinky Adventures of Norway by dk7890 reviews
Norways love life gets a little to crazy... and kinky. Warning: yaoi, sex, and much more. Rated M for a reason. UPDATED WITH CHAPTER 3
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Norway, Denmark
Strange by Lialle reviews
Harry's running away from a relationship that ended badly, only to find himself in a potentially worse situation. Now, he finds himself a werewolf, and part of Fenrir Greybacks' pack. FG/HP AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,158 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Fenrir G., Harry P.
Lab Rat by AnneriaWings reviews
The look on my parents' faces – eager, curious, somewhat hateful – wasn't exactly hard to give away their intentions. I knew what they were going to do to me even before Mom snapped on a pair of rubbery, white latex gloves.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,554 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,766 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Danny F. - Complete
The Sword of Damocles by manic-intent reviews
Altair x Malik, Ezio x Leonardo and permutations. AU, where Ezio does not miraculously recover in Roma.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,601 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Complete
Sacrifice by WingsOfADream reviews
A good Alpha puts the happiness and well-being of his pack before his own and Fenrir's no different, even if his pack consists of only one saviour of the Wizarding world. Fenrir/Harry SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 233,345 - Reviews: 1516 - Favs: 2,782 - Follows: 1,211 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Harry P., Fenrir G. - Complete
Lycanthropy Fever by dyly reviews
Fenrir/Harry: Harry gets lycanthropy poisoning in the summer after fifth year, but he’s not yet fully werewolf. When Death Eaters enter Hogwarts- Greyback sets his sights on an emotional exhausted Harry. And so the battle of gaining control of him begins.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,579 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Fenrir G., Harry P.
Beneath an Unforgiving Moon by BKN6006 reviews
From the confines of Azkaban Prison, Fenrir Greyback confesses his one, only sin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,457 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Fenrir G., Teddy L. - Complete
Porcelain Heart by inuhime313 reviews
This is a FenrirOC. Summary inside. And also a slight BlaiseOC and a possible HarryOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 7,480 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Fenrir G., OC - Complete
Life with the wolf by Got-a-quill reviews
“Yes, your scent, is something different, I want it, and I will have it” He sneered.“I’m a mud blood; do you really want me within your ranks?” Hermione said, hoping he would reject her. “Blood does not matter, in wolf packs, only the bite”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,243 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Fenrir G., Hermione G. - Complete
An unconventional foreplay by DC13 reviews
Gregory/Ze Mole. Seducing a Mercenary is hard.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Gregory, Christophe - Complete
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Bumpy Roads reviews
The Radiator Springs Grand Prix is getting nearer and nearer, Lightning McQueen is both looking forward to it and nervous for it, but one certain Italian formula racer is going to strengthen both feelings for McQueen - FrancescoxLightning - Humanized!
Cars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,356 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Lightning, Francesco B.
For Your Happiest Christmas reviews
Lightning McQueen's Christmas wasn't looking very bright, as always, but everything made a positive twist when he received a letter from Francesco, inviting Lightning over during the Christmas holidays. FrancescoxLightning - Non-humanized
Cars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,219 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Francesco B., Lightning - Complete
Looks Buon Compleanno reviews
Things always seemed to get out of control between Lightning and Francesco, though neither of them really minded their clashes - Tribute fic for the Italian unification day originally 17/3/2012 - Lightesco, M for very explicit sex scene
Cars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Francesco B., Lightning - Complete
A Curse from Heaven reviews
Christophe had no idea what is happening with his body when he realizes that God is playing a very dirty one on him, and has even his best friend, Gregory under his control. Christophe is left hopeless of what to do and starts to think he'll lose it.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,047 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
Marianne
Christophe realizes he's been taking some unnecessary dangers concerning his family but finds out just a little too late. Christophe won't be able to get back to his family anymore after this accident - OC's character death
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,643 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Christophe, Gregory
A most cheesy Valentine reviews
Valentines day didn't seem to bring anything interesting for Gregory and Christophe, but both soon realise some overly romantic gestures are actually very welcome and enjoyable - Gregstophe
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Gregory, Christophe - Complete
Primitive instincts reviews
Rod 'Torque' Redline had just infiltrated inside of the Lemon's HQs and barely managed to escape. Little does he know that he might still be in danger even after escaping and little can he do about it. - M for Lemons. seriously.
Cars - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,118 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Rod R./Torque, Grem - Complete
Trivial Fights reviews
They erupt out of the thin air and are likely to be the biggest fights they had. But even after any pointless fight, the two of them make up again. Gregstophe.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,258 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Gregory, Christophe - Complete
Crashes and Crushes reviews
Lightning and Francesco were shocked about what had happened during the race in porto corsa and together go to see the other races with more happening between the two of them they expected - Humanized - Francesco/Lightning
Cars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,800 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Lightning, Francesco B. - Complete
