Warning: Mood-swing prone author ahead. You have been warned.

STATUS: Jobhunting/Moving

I was a little nervous about making an account on here (in fact after I made the account I forgot about it. It's been on here and inactive for 6 months now.) because I was a firm: if it doesn't happen in the manga, I don't want to hear about it person. But a good friend of mine got me into fanfiction because he began describing a fic that was so interesting I just had to find it. And then one fic turned into another and I was hooked.

Then I was nervous about writing a fic to put on here because I've noticed a tendency in myself to lose interest in or forget about stories if I try to plot them out. So I've got like a gazillion unfinished first chapters of stories and fanfictions on my flashdrive that I've lost interest in for the moment.

Okay, now that that's done...

Intro:

Name: Really not any of your business, and I'm not likely to tell anyone on here because there are a lot of weirdos online

Gender: Female

Orientation: Straight

Interests:

Anime (Do NOT under any circumstances call Anime 'cartoons' because I will kill you), Manga, Reading, Writing, Videogames, and Movies

Favorite Anime: Naruto (though I hate fillers, and the first shipuuden movie isn't really all that good), and Bleach (again with the fillers...)

Favorite Manga: Naruto, Bleach, Loveless, OHHC, and way too many more to name (blame my friends and the public library for this, they keep showing me new series...)

Favorite Books: Harry Potter (I actually tried reading some, but I haven't found any I like yet. Does anyone have a suggestion? Nothing too weird please. I'm not ready for that), Tamora Pierce's books (not likely to read any fics of her books. Books are one I don't want to read fics for, though I'm not completely against one or two), and (I read a lot of books too. My teachers hate me for it, I'm always getting busted in class) too many others.

Favorite Videogames: Really only like the Kingdom Hearts games, though I'm a fan of Spyro and Diddykong Racing and I don't really like to count those.

Favorite Movies: I will not be reading any fanfics based on movies. Sorry. (Maybe Alice in Wonderland--Epic movie)

Pairings:

Naruto: Yaoi pairings (I was shocked to discover I actually like yaoi, and don't you dare tell my family.), Het pairings, and a lot of noncanon pairings that some of my friends hate and others love.

Bleach: See Naruto

Harry Potter: Kind of interested in Draco/Harry, want to read some Snape/Bellatrix (haven't looked to see if there are any for this pairing, but have an idea for one in my head right now), Ron/Hermione, Draco/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Harry/Hermione

I might read a songfic or two, haven't really decided if I like them or not (my best friend hates them, but I'm a little more openminded)

Might read some poetry, but I doubt it.

Not into Crack/Spaz stories, though I'm thinking about writing one to vent some pent up rage and to see how many people will read it.

MPreg. Will not read because men are not supposed to get pregnant. Unless it's for After School Nightmare, but that's still a stretch for me.

Stories:

Sleeping Beauty

Pairing: ItaSaku

Status: Under Construction, being rewritten

Full Summary: Akatsuki is on the move again and Team 7 has been confined to the village until the threat has passed. Sakura, after only a few weeks, is restless and wants to leave the village for a 'vacation' of sorts. She knows the only way she'll be allowed to leave is if she can convince Tsunade she is completely kidnapper-proof and invents a jutsu that will make her, for all intents and purposes, dead. Her vacation won, she sets out, unaware that cogs are turning within Konoha and of the fact that she is soon to be Akatsuki's ransom for her best friend. As her would-be kidnappers, Itachi and Kisame, close in, she uses the jutsu knowing it's her only chance of escaping. Imagine her disappointment when she finds out Itachi is not as easily fooled as she had hoped and finds herself trapped with no hope of escape.

Updates: Sporadic

Next Predicted update: July 2013

Best Friends

Pairing: None--Naruto and Sasuke friendship fic

Status: Being rewritten--possibly going to be multi-chaptered.

Full Summary: If there was one person Naruto did not want to see, it was Sasuke. Especially not when he was helpless and waiting for the organization that captured him to interrogate him again. Sasuke is about to surprise him. not yaoi. R&R.

Deidara's Death: My art is a bang!

Pairing: None--Character: Deidara

Status: Complete

Full Summary: Drabble. Oneshot. Deidara's last moments facing Sasuke. T to be safe. R&R please.

Monsters

Pairing: ItaSaku

Status: Complete

Full Summary: M to be safe. Oneshot. Murder is murder, and it leaves a stain on the soul. If you kill, you don't kill a target. You kill a mother, a father, a sister, a brother, a friend. And in return, you sow the seeds of hatred in the ones who survive them. R&R plz.

Notes: The companion fic is up. Title: Precious.

Nevermore

Pairing: None. Sasuke Naruto friendship fic.

Status: Complete

Full Summary: Drabble. Oneshot. Friendship fic. T to be safe. DNON. The rain continued on, ignoring me, and God did not reach out his hand to brush away the steel-wool clouds covering the sky. Character death.

Precious

Pairing: ItaSaku (other pairings as well, NaruHina, ShikaIno)

Status: In-Progress

Next Predicted Update: July

Full Summary: Prequel/Companion fic to Monsters. T for language. Itachi has become a monster in his brother's and all the hidden villages' eyes. And it wasn't even by choice. POSSIBLE SPOILERS. R&R please!

Upcoming Projects:

Forget Me Not

Pairing: ItaSaku

Troy

Pairing: ItaSaku

Dear Diary

Pairing: ItaSaku

I'm noticing a pattern here...

That's all, Folks!