I'm a really dumb girl, as in I make the most stupid mistakes. Sometimes, on rare, magical occasions, I pass for functional.

Sometimes.

Things I am particularly fond of: 11:11 (I'm a little bit of a girl), bad stereotypes (I find stereotypes funny, not insulting), people with a versatile sense of humor, dumb jokes (*where do the snowmen go to dance? THE SNOWBALL.), boyish half-smiles, spoons, reviews, courtesy, sarcasm, smart-asses, Vash the Stampede, Howl's Moving Castle, Wolfswood, Meryl from the Berdanelli Insurance Agency, MMORPG's, Winston-Noodle McGreggor IV (future cat), naming things what they are (a cat named cat), Matt, Mello, Near, Beyond Birthday, L, good books, song quotes at the end of stories, indie music, webcams, the length of this list, cheesy love songs, hotel towels, the smell of chlorine, warm blankets, when an article of clothing smells like the person who wore it, best friends, stupid people, Smosh, the Lonely Islands, comedy central, when friends insult friends out of closeness, Emma Stone, Emma Watson, Ellen Page (my three female heroes), people who wear inch-thick makeup (it's hilarious), people who colored their skin with cheetos (also funny), laughing at the misfortune of others (before the following), helping others, the words 'latter' and 'former', scientific garble, the word 'smut', long words, funny pronunciations, gargling, odd placement, silly observations, hypothetical situations, long car rides, the smell of grass in the morning, dew, hugs, carpet, dogs, cats, inhalers, awkward situations, macaroni and cheese, fake number terms (like gajillon), kid-speak, trying to talk to animals, the color green, the color yellow, autumn leaves, the smell of Christmas, the word blond and blonde, British/Australian words that were not adopted by the United States, seeing new things, trying new food, creamy soup, saying 'le' instead of 'the' or 'a'... and much more.

Things that I don't really like: Bad soup, Durant (the pokemon), Swoobat, Vanillite, brain-freezes, Millions Knives, Kira, the Wicked Witch of the Wastes, most antagonists of a good story, trees that look ugly without their leaves, losing something important, when people aren't clear about their feelings, and frogs.

Books: I'm one of those dumb people that hopped on the bandwagon and found the Harry Potter Series to be amazing. I also like older books. Y'know, the ones you find in the back of a used book store.

Games: All of the rune factory and harvest moons games. I also like a wide variety of MMORPG's (I know, no life, but I just don't get addicted to them. Those games have a bad rep because they attract people w/ addictive personalities. It's fine in moderation.) I also like the Kingdom Hearts games, I really like a lot of games, I just don't have the funding I'd like to play all of them (nor do I have the time).

Anime: Im an anime freak! I love it! My favorite Anime was Death Note, which I adore. It makes me sad the show wasnt longer, but i think that if it was, it would have defeated the point. Kira cant rule for 300 some episodes like Bleach. Recently finished Trigun. Actually changed my view of the world a little bit. Comes in as my second favorite, and I also like Howl's Moving Castle, a bit of Naruto, Ouran High School Host Club, and some others.

I haven't been able to find one as amazing and hard-hitting as Death Note or Trigun since, and I wish I could. =/

WRITING (because I'm one of those crazy people who attempts to do that):

I figured I'd post the status of some of my stories because I'm a little sporadic and really dumb, so sometimes I'll forget to update.

CURRENTLY UPLOADING/WORKING ON:

Pulchritudinous: MattxOC story (death note) - in progress.

White Ivy: NearxOCxMello story (death note) - complete, still editing.

ON HIATUS (I'll eventually get back to them!):

Opposites Attract: NearxOC story (death note) - hiatus.

The Clouds and the Stars: ShikaxTema story (Naruto) - hiatus.

STILL IN THE WORKS (just scribbles on the paper):

An Intrepid Heart: MelloxOC story: outline phase.

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole." ~anonymous