Info

Age: 18
Sex: Female
Sexual Orientation: Bisexual
Height: about 5ft5
Prefers writing and reading: Slash, Yaoi, Homosexual, whatever you wanna call it ;)

I'm a huge fan of CSI: Miami and New York, Anime, Manga, Twilight, movies (especially horror films) and Harry Potter. I love comedians too! Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo and Whose line is it anyway! I'm generally a funny person to know, I can remember most quotes from films or comedians. I mostly focus on one shot stories, as I don't really like reading long stories unless they're extremely good (and I have found some good ones on here!). I'll do requests if the characters you request are from something I know or have seen before. I'm not writing about any characters I don't know, as they won't come out right and then people will complain! :L

You are a Badass Uke!

Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.

Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme

Take the quiz: http:///

Favourite Characters

CSI Miami:
Horatio Caine
Ryan Wolfe
Rick Stetler
Kyle Harmon
Eric Delko
Calleigh Duquesne

Death Note:
Ryuuk
L
Mello
Jack Neylon (Kal Snydar)
Light Yagami
Matsuda
Aizawa

Alice in Wonderland, 2010:
Tarrant Hightopp (the Mad Hatter)
Chessur (the Cheshire Cat)
Nivens McTwisp (the White Rabbit)
Ilosovic Stayne (the Knave of Hearts)
Absolem (the Caterpillar
Mallymkun (the Doormouse)

Twilight:
Aro Volturi
Carlisle Cullen
Jasper Cullen (Jasper Whitlock)
Alice Cullen
Marcus Volturi
Edward Cullen

Naruto:
Might Gai
Kisame Hoshigaki
Zabuza Momochi
Hidan
Kakuzu
Kakashi Hatake
Iruka Umino
Jiraiya
Orochimaru
Kabuto Yakushi
Hiashi Hyuga

Pirates of the Carribean:
Captain Hector Barbossa
Captain Jack Sparrow

Harry Potter:
Lord Voldemort (Tom Riddle Jr)
Remus Lupin
Severus Snape
Lucius Malfoy
Draco Malfoy
Bellatrix Lestrange

Random stuff I found

20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point your hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In".
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For smuggling diamonds."
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. With a serious face, order a diet water whenever you go out to eat.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play Tropical Sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not "in the mood."
16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name: Rock Bottom.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won, I won!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
19. Tell your children over dinner "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
20. Whenever someone you don't particularly like, or even if you do, touches you, recoil and look at them disgustedly while screeching at the top of your lungs: "It burns us! It burns us!"

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.
If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.