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Joined 06-24-09, id: 1982363, Profile Updated: 05-22-10
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Name: Shay

Age: 21

Hometown: Windber, PA

Favorite Music: I LOVE music!! Paramore, Cartel, Muse, Linkin Park, Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood, Kings of Leon, Aaron Carter, Flyleaf, Elton John, Billy Joel, Alabama, Lynryd Skynryd, Pink Floyd, Queen, Brad Paisley, John Mayer, Flogging Molly, Rise Against, Evanescence, Billy Currington, Swtichfoot, Pink, Keha, Britney Spears, Creed, Rihanna, Train, Josh Turner, and anything with a good beat/good lyrics basically.

Favorite Books: Twilight saga (obvi), Harry Potter, Pride and Prejudice, Scarlet Letter, Huck Finn, Tom Sawyer, Phantoms, Elie Weisel's stories, anne frank diaries, Christopher Pike, Dean Koontz, James Patterson, Janet Evanovich

Favorite Movies: Twilight, New Moon, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, the Notebook, Bambi (the ONLY thing to put me to sleep until i was 6), A Walk to Remember, Pretty Woman, Pride and Prejudice, 10 things i hate about you, p.s. i love you, Office Space, Carrie, IT, 27 Dresses, Made of Honor, Saw one and two (after that its just dumb), Amityville Horror (1979 version is better!) and lots of other scary movies!

General: I really love the outdoors. If someone is looking for me, they usually can find me running, biking, swimming, snorkelling or some other crazy activity. Recently I got into White-water Rafting, and that is such and intense sport, it is such a total body workout :) Summertime is the best time of the year and the only season I enjoy! I like snow, only for the first storm of the year, when it's "new", then I can't stand it afterwards! I like thunderstorms and then playing in the puddles after a good rain! Puddle-jumping!

Stephen Seminsky: President Obama has decided that there will no longer be a "National Day of Prayer" usually held in May. He doesn't want to "Offend Anyone". Where was his concern about offending Christians last January when he allowed the Muslims to hold a Day of Prayer on the Capital grounds. As a Christian & American, "I AM OFFENDED". If you agree copy and post this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. ((I have. Very embarrassing.))

--If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

--98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!

--If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you watched the same movie every day when you were little, copy this to your profile.

If you know the answer to life, the universe, and everything, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this to your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile (that's what siblings are for, lol).

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

--If you'd die to become a vampire and dream to be a Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish Emmett was your big brother, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

--Okay, so who likes tacos? If you like tacos, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copy and pasting things to your profile is totally pointless, and yet you do it anyways, pointlessly copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you believe that there is an Edward Cullen out there for you copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you believe that there is a Carlisle Cullen out there for you, copy and paste.

If you believe that there is an Emmett Cullen out there for you, copy and paste.

If you believe that there is a Jasper Hale-Cullen out there for you, copy and paste.

If you read New Moon and Eclipse and wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you actually like to read, just for fun, copy and past this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

I am the girl who people look through when I speak

I am the girl who's opinion doesn't make a difference

I am the girl that the only reason guys like her is because of the way she looks

I am the girl who is determined to prove all the people who have ever doubted her wrong

The bold part is you...

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
I'm a CANADIAN, so I MUST live in an igloo.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (Because being unique is better than being normal)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I am ATHLETIC and a girl, so I MUST be a Lesbian.
I like HISTORY, so I MUST have no life.

Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add.

Remember:
'A good friend will come bail you out of jail...
But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying
WE screwed up, but we had fun! '
Proud to be your Friend!

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Beyond the Wine Dark Sea by Smartmouth62 reviews
In colonial America Isabella meets mysterious Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,861 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Bella
Wife SwapCullen Edition! by lovelypurplefairy reviews
What happens when Alice and Jasper sign the entire family up for Wife Swap? Post BD. All vampires, includes Nessie and Jake. Read if you want a good laugh!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,780 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 6/19/2009
House Warming by Twister Tease reviews
Sequel to Kidnapped, I wrote this because of the overwhelming response to Kidnapped. B/E AH The family meets the new couple. Trouble ensues, mostly at the hands of Rosalie. Rated M for chapters to come.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,296 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Identity by Mimi-Love-4ever reviews
An information leakage at the dangerous Volturi Corporation has put Bella Swan and her mother in danger. Forced to move in with her father she finds that keeping her identity a secret from those she loves is easier said than done. ALL HUMAN. Temporary hiatus as of 08/26/12
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,681 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Edward, Bella
Love Story by LizaMariaHelenaCullen reviews
Bella is the daughter of the Forks town mayor Charlie Swan, after Bella's mother died of cancer everything changed. Will the new Butler with the Bronze hair and green eyes change things back for the better? BXE ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,342 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Twilight Chat Room by Hypnotized.By.Golden.Eyes reviews
The characters of Twilight chat about whatever they want. Why? Because they can!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 56,702 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 2/19/2009
Mike Meet My Husband? by countrydoglover reviews
Bella Swan is attending a ball like party, when Mike Newton starts talking to her. Bella, in an act of desperation, grabs the closest guy pretending he is her husband. How will the green eyed man react? ALL HUMAN!More is sure to unfold...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 35,253 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 1,381 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete
A Simple Matter of Timing by BettyBarchetta reviews
This story begins at the point in New Moon when Edward phones Bella's house, believing she is dead. What would happen if he made that call 2 minutes later? The story is told from both Bella's and Edward's POV as in Twilight/Midnight Sun. PLEEEASE review x
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,015 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Hard to Love by giant-pixy reviews
My own version of Twilight. It's all human. Edward is the hottest guy at Forks High School and in his mind there is no girl that is good enough for him, that is until Bella Swan came into the picture. You'll have to read to find out more! very OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 25,762 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Prophet's Child: The Story of Renesmee Cullen by Amanda Beth reviews
Renesmee Cullen is finally learning about life, love, destiny, and when the ancient Volturi prophecy is affirmed, the fate of her entire family... Sequel to Life After Forks. Takes place 6 years after Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 152,071 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Truth or Dare Cullen Style by jldarling83 reviews
Truth or Dare Cullen Style
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,867 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Kidnapped by Twister Tease reviews
Bella is kidnapped, but does she really want out of his clutches? 2 Chapters only. AH, slightly OOC Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,455 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 73 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Sweet Home, Chicago reviews
Start in 1928: Edward has a successful business in Chicago. Edward, Ali, Bella and Rosie move about the world looking for their futures at Alice's whim, finding Emmett. This chronicles their experiences and adventures. M for lemons, dirty languge.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,208 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Edward
Healer? Vampire? Both? reviews
Young Isabella Swan moves to Forks after her mother dies a mysterious death. Bella feels partially responsible for her mother’s death, as she can heal people. Can she find solace in the new small town? EXB AXJ EmXR Rated T for now, maybe M later
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,928 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009
Twilight Twist reviews
What would have happened if the first vampire Bella met in Forks was Alice, not Edward? This is a view of what Bella and Alice's friendship could be. my first FanFic. Rated T. cannon pairs
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,410 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Bella - Complete