Hey to everyone that's reading this. It won't be interesting so you could probably skip down to the stories section at the bottom which you should definitely read :)

Why am I here? Because I love to write, sometimes it's bad sometimes it's good. You be the judge. I do write Twilight fiction because I fell in love with the books (and Edward hehe) and I am also more inclined to be Team Edward even though I must admit Taylor Lautner does have a hot bod.

Just a note, I am Australian so that means I may have some form of a twisted humour and that Australian spelling. Sorry, but that's just how I roll.

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All encompassing disclaimer: I must admit that I do become lazy with these things, but they are important. So, *sigh* I do not own Twilight, or the character's involved. This may, no does, include Edward Cullen's hair and Jacob Black's body. S. Meyer owns all. I do in fact own the keyboard on which the stories below were typed and the fingers whiched pressed the keys, therefore all original plots are property of me, touttoi.