Hello! I'm Miyuko Yamada. Please, if you like my work, add me on facebook, or tumblr, both just my pen name. I'm trying to meet new people.

Sex: female

Sexual orientation: Lesbian with a few weird exceptions.

Anyway! I love writing and hope it becomes a career. It's either lit teacher/ writer or chef.

I play violin, and have for around five years. I'm working on learning piano, and was in choir for around five years.

I watch a lot of anime, and but it's not solely anime that I like. I love Supernatural, and the Avengers, and plan on writing fanfics for both. I'm also a gamer.

I'm typically very busy, so I type when I can. I am currently working on over twenty stories (most originals), at least four of them being novels.

If you have any requests, feel free to send me a message!

Oh and if you can gues why I choose the last name "Yamada" correctly, I'll write something just for you!

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity is Randomly, Scream Do you know what time it is, it's time for a Sexy Party!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART

1. 'Test' the fishing poles

2. Leave a trail of tomato juice from the bathroom

3. Enter the dressing room and yell "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"

4. Go up to some old guy and say "Grandpa! I thought you were dead!"

5. Look for a guy that has a girl beside them and say "Who is this?" and when he says that he doesn't know who you are say " Oh, so that's how it isw. Well, whatever we had is now over you cheating liar." Then run away crying.

6. Put a wet floor sign in a carpeted area.

7. When the guards chase you, try to get to the aisle where they sell chainsaws and grab the one. Then go to the the toy, grab a teddy bear and say "Stop or the bear get's it."

8. If they catch you kick 'em in the groin and say " That's for my mom."

9. Grab a toy sword and run around yelling "FOR NARNIA!". Then find an old lady and say "AH! IT'S THE WHITE WITCH! SOMEONE GET ASLAN!"

10. Get a toy gun and walk around singing "Secret Agent man, Secret Agent man."

11. Release all the balls and say "GO PIKACHU! I CHOOSE YOU!"

12. Find some Yu-Gi-Oh cards and walk up to random people saying " IT'S TIME TO DUEL!"

13. Go up to the cashier and say "Where are you keeping him?" When they say they don't know what you're talking about say "GODDAMMIT! WHERE ARE YOU KEEPING MY BROTHER?!

14. Do the Hare Hare Yukai in the men's bathroom if you're a girl, do it in the girl's bathroom if you're a boy.

15. Get one of those dolls that can pee and get an e,mployee and say "Sir, there is something wrong with my brother/sister and I can't find my parents." When the employee leans in to look at your 'brother/sister' activate the doll.

16. Attach a walkie talkie to an Elmo and make it say " Elmo has mommy." in a demonic voice whenever a kid (that's alone) walks towards it.

17. Sing shigure's high school girl song whenever some girl walks by. (Both boys and girls can do this one ;) it is 'highschool girls highschool girls, all for me highschool girls'

Quotes! (these things seriously happen to me)

"'No shirt, no shoes, no service.' Well what about pants?" -me

"One does not fall in love; one is dragged into it by a higher being"-unknown

(One day my anime friends and I were talking aobut the worst crossovers possible. One of my friends, Allison, doesn't watch anime and was feeling left out. She decided to make up crossovers of her own) "Ben Ten and Care Bears!...Twilight and Teletubies!...Barney and Harry Potter!"

(In my advanced S.S. class on project we had was to create our own colony, along with government and rules. One thing we HAD to include was alcohol and if there was any limit. One of my friends said this in his presentation to the entire class)"You can drink yourself dead, just as long as you're not out there hittin' people."

"Oh my god...Jesus is calling me!" (my friend called me and her caller ID was Williams Christ)

"I'm too pretty to be beaten!"-a GUY at my school

"Make your own ending to life...Be god!"- Kyriea

(In my advanced L.A. class one project we had was to create a sentence using a set of guidelines. My friend Kyriea and I were on our last sentence, leaning over our desk trying to figure out what to put. So far we had "After Molly's dolphin, Jorje, was" and were trying to figure out what to put)

"I got it!"she slams her palms down on my desk.

"What?"

"Drunk!"

(The entire room then went silent as I began to accidently practically scream) "DOLPHINS CAN'T GET DRUNK!"

(Everyone, including the sub we had that day, turned and stared at me. Kyriea and I were already passed out on my desk laughing)

"Last night, I was laying in my bed, staring up at the stars, and I thought 'Where the hell is my ceiling?' "-unknown

(talking about me having to go to the doctors) me"groans Fine! But I'm not taking my shirt off" Joel "You think that's bad!? Try having some unknown man hold your balls and tell you to cough!" my mom"Can we please stop talking about this at the dinner table?"

"Romance is not 'I wrote you letters everyday!' or whatever that guy in The Notebook said...Romance is 'Hey babe, get me a sandwich.'...Romance died when Jack from Titanic died!"- me ranting about romance on the phone.

"Who put something in your orange juice this morning?" my friend Sarah from orchestra

"...If you have a pocket globe, we are going to kill you because you are a nerd who has no life." my AP Human Goegraphy teacher, Coach Auld

"Its only illegal if someone gets mad about it."-Coach Auld

"There is a fine line between bullying and having casual fun with a friend...And I generally cross that line."-Coach Auld

"Why do you think honor students cheat the most" "Because we are smart enough not to get caught."-me

"You know, the next relationship you get into, you probably shouldn't rush into it." "Yeah...And it better be romantic or my pants aren't coming off!" -my gay best friend.

"Band just fingers and blows."- my orchestra teacher, Dr.K

"Don't touch his no-no hemisphere!"-Yamamoto-sensei

"You look like a Japanese school girl...It's times like this I wish I was a Catholic priest."-Wyatt

"She has Borderline Personality Disorder, Schizophrenia, anger management problems-she's pretty much psychotic!" my ex girlfriend describing me to this chick she cheated on my with.

"Okay...How many people here are gay or lesbian?" (two people raise their hands) "And how many people here are bi?" (five people raise their hands) "See? We make up two and a half gay people!" my GSA (Gay Straight Alliance)

"Its like you're raping my childhood!"- Wyatt

"When you say things like that it makes me want to go cry in a corner."-the editor of my novel and bestie, Allison

"Jesus is cool guy and doesn't affraid of anything." -my brother Joel

"Jesus came before the dinosaurs...Right?" -kid in my honors lit class.

"So what's wrapping like?" (wrappping is for when a girl is cosplaying a guy and we can't have boobs) "Well, I had to teach myself how to breath numerous times if that's any clue."- me

"That's how you know you're at Adult World: a giant cross."- Joel

Random kid in my class responding to a teacher (Coach Auld) "Yes master." "...Master...I like that..."

"Somewhere, there is a higher power laughing at me."-unknown

"Why is this happening!?" "BECAUSE GOD SAID SO, THAT'S WHY!" -me randomly hearing things in the hallway.

"NONE.SHALL.PASS...None shall pass!...Some...might pass..."-Joel

"Can you please shave your fail mustache, it looks like you're trying to eat a gerbil."-my brother John to my brother Pat.

While in the ghetto unsure of how to get to our destination "...All the doors are locked, right?" -Joel

"SOUTH CENTRAL BUMFUCK MISSISSIPPI!!!!!"-Joel

"I don't have to tough Vlad's ball to hit them...I can use a stick."-Pat

Joel (under his breath): "Yeah, cause Pat's hit a lot of nuts in his days."

"When the shit gets tough, the tough shot fucking grenades everywhere! POW POW POW POW POW!!!!!!"-Joel

"What's it made out of then?! MAGIC?!"-Joel

me: "Joel...why are you cleaning your teeth with a Q-tip?" Joel (really serious voice): "I think I'm a chicken."

Joel *shaking his leg in complete silence* Pat: "SHUT THE FUCK UP JOEL!" Joel: "What the fuck! I wan't even talking!"

( we have an inside joke in my family which is using the phrase "He is cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything") Pat: "That guy is a hippie and I like it!" Joel: "He is cool guy who probably afraids of everything on his LSD trip."

Pat*playing a video game: "Why are there so many of them?!" Joel: "Gee, I don't know Patrick, maybe it's because THEY FUCKING LIVE HERE!!"

"Would it be more interesting if I shot at the ground? Look Patrick! Dust clouds!"-Joel

"Rich people don't have crotches, they asexually reproduce." -Joel

Joel: "And we didn't get that way by bein' no punk!" me: "...Yeah, you did. You killed a whole bunch of people and stole their money." "That's not called being punk, Ren, that's called being a murderer."

My dad (who grew up in Italy) *spends 5 minutes talking about how good France is* "And there defense system-" Joel interrupts: "A white flag." "No, that'd be Italy." Me: *thinking about Hetalia, trying not to laugh*

"I'm bored, let's go murder." -unknown

"Horsey things are useful. Tower thingies are useless." -Joel, relearning chess.

driving through Tennessee* me: "There's a school here?!" Joel: "THEY HAVE SCHOOL?!"

after explaining Twilight to my dad in the middle of a restaurant * "...So do vampire mothers give their vampire babies used tampons instead of pacifiers?"-my dad

"I bitch slapped him with my words!" -Tiffany

"Smuggle the Asian."- my GSA

"Sexy-handsy-funtime." -Tiffany explaining foreplay

"If I got a girl pregnant, I'm pretty sure my mom would be impressed." -Tiffany

"They were all angry, and I think one of them spoke to me in Italian."-one of my friends

"If at first you don't succeed... skydiving is not for you." -unknown

"GET OUT OF THE WAY SO I CAN HEAR HIS NOODLES!!" -unknown

"World War 2 is the answer in history like god is the answer in church." -Coach Auld

"I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT BUT YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE HAVING A REALLY BAD ORGASM!!"-me

"Hey! He's not scared of my shoe anymore!...Oh, wait; he's dying." -me (trying to kill a spider, but having way too much fun doing it)

"YOU CAN'T TOUCH EVERYBODY!" -unknown (but fun to randomly hear shouted)

Dr.K "Don't you want to be heard?" entire 2nd violins "NO!!!!"

"Lean in for a kiss and shank his ass." -Kyriea

"I don't think things through...Think about the cult."- Derek

"It's a dream within a dream within a dream within a sandwich within a dream!" -me while sugar high

"And that, my children, is called epic failure." -still sugar high me