Evil Author: *shakes head, ruffles her darrrrk, gloooooomy, blaaaaaack cloak* Ah, helllo there my *clears throat and sputters* loyal readers…. I’ve decided to update… For no particular reason… And although it may be night out side, it is because I’m using the sunshine for a cloak rack… Anyway, the disclaimer stays the same pretty much, Characters which aren’t mine, aren’t mine…. I’m introducing two new main characters or *mine*… So there…

Evil Author: Story!Mode… I must introduce to you my Elven counterpart. She is… Not too evil… But a rather uncharacteristic, dispassionate Elf… Anarie Saevia Stealthwind…

A.S.S: Hello there fellow immortal

Evil Author: Yes, that was intentional…

Sophie: HEYAS!

Sol: Omg… nooo please!

E/A: *casts glance at Sol* I do believe she is recalling the horrific reason why we haven’t updated… Our computer died, thus, loosing all stories, pictures, random writing, wavs, music and well everything on our computer… Even out test rats… I mean uh, Sims…

Sol: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Sarah: *pat pat* It’s alright, we can re-write NEW AND IMPROVED stuff!

Olivia: *draws*

E/A: This is slow… there… is… no…funny…stuff…going…on!

Anarie: I understand… Completely…

And so, a great high pitched sound of despair rose up into the sky from the very depths of the earth, a writers soul has been crushed… and so, crawling from the depths of despair, she emerges………

Sol: O.o what the heck?

E/A: Too dramatic?

Sol: yes.

E/A: I see…

And so she stared blankly at the screen and kicked her computer which refused to boot up and pounded the keyboard and yelled at her brother who did not shut the computer down properly, thus making her anxious to turn the computer off, and couldn’t and switched off the power bar, and couldn’t boot up again afterwards…

Sol: okay, yes that’s the truth… So if any of you know or have had this happen to you and can help me…. I will write you a story of your choice…

E/A: Actually she won’t she’ll make me do it… and I shall cry….

Sophie: no you wont

E/A: That’s riiiight, because I DON’T CRY!

Sol: Anyhow this is the update to my wonderful BIO….. I’m going to apply *again* to get onto Elfwood, if I do, I’ll let ya know… *glares at stupid Elfwood*

E/A: Well that’s a long enough bio don’t you think? Anyhow, talk to you later!