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 Author has written 12 stories for Twilight, and Misc. Tv Shows. Ten and a half Things About Me That You May Or May Not Care About: (Updated 9/6/18) 1. I'm 18. I'm in college. I study Psychology and Criminology. (I'm now 25. I dropped out about six months later because my mom got really sick. She's no longer with us. Now I'm back in school studying Business Management.) 2. I have a cat named Captain Brendon Spongebob Swissroll Urie the Thurd. (There is no first or second.) (Bden passed away in 2013, guys! :c I have an awesome kitty now. Her name is Kisa and she's 5 yrs old 3. The first fanfiction I ever wrote was a Twilight fanfiction, I was 14 and it was Bella/Jacob and I never uploaded it. (This is still technically true.) 4. I have never and WILL NEVER write a Bella/Edward chaptered story. The pairing is too vanilla for me so I stay away from it. (I have an appreciation for passionate relationships and Ed and Bella's just doesn't have enough of it. So yep, still true.) 5. I am bi-sexual. I have a HUGE crush on Ariana Grande. (I'm still bisexual, whoo! I have chosen a handsome man to be my forever BUT Ari is still everything. I mean, she chose Pete Davidson and not me but whatever, it's fine.) 6. I have a nose piercing on my right nostril. I wear a black hoop ring. (In addition to the nose piercing I also got my tongue, eyebrow, lip (spider bites), and septum pierced. Had 7/16 stretched lobes for a while. Now, I have normal size lobes and my tongue piercing. Being an adult is awful, I know.) 7. I LOVE music. I play piano, guitar, violin, trumpet, drums and I sing occasionally. (This one is actually a lie. No idea why I wrote it. I played guitar for a couple of years, I don't anymore. I sing in the shower, like wtf 2012, me?!) 8. I write bandom fics. (FOB, PATD, TAI, ATL, CS, MCR ect, ect.) (I don't write fanfiction anymore- but I may hop back into it someday. Bandom fics are still some of my favorites to write though.) 9. I have an irrational fear of elderly people with no teeth. I also don't like ostriches, bees, small woodland creatures or Richard Simmons. (Add crowded places and staying inside for too long. If I'm in nature, I'm at peace lol) 10. I am a SERIAL procrastinator and even if I have ten chapters of a story written and saved I will not upload it until I feel obliged or bored. Whichever comes first. (Adulting has made me much less of a procrastinator now. So, should I ever start uploading again, it would be consistent.) 10 1/2. I LOVE GLEE! Favorite characters are Brittany and Puck (Rest in Peace, Corey. Fuck Puck. Still love Brit.) Put this on your OH AND CHECK OUT MY TUMBLR BLOG!!! Come Post! Ask Questions and interact with me and other Fans of my ! |
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Reversal by Endless Questions reviews
Edward leaves Bella. Not long after, Victoria decides to pay her a visit and she realizes that the bonds growing between her and Emmett aren't exactly those of friendship. It's much better than it sounds.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 50,512 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Cuffed To You by ping-pongplayer reviews
Emmett & Bella hate each other, more than anything. When a new t.v. show Cuffed puts them together, cuffing them, things don't go as they seem. They have to be stuck together for a month. How will they feel when the month ends? AH Em/B story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,335 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Princess From Hell by Daughter of Mania reviews
Edward leaves Bella for a vampire, another vampire comes along and promises to help her, will she trust him? DISCLAIMER; I DONT OWN TWILIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,634 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Demetri, Bella
Isabella Swan, Volturi Princess by AvrilSays reviews
Ever since Edward left, Bella has been depressed. Now she is a vampire, and is known as the Volturi Princess, one of the most powerful vampires in history. When she is sent to destroy Edward's new reason for existence, what will she do? HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,320 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008
Bella's Prank by edwardlover13 reviews
Bella finally pranked Emmett. EMMETT! What was it? And how will Emmett react. Rated M just incase.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,332 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Bella, Emmett
The Hothead and His Imprint by Sabi'sSookie reviews
A hot-headed wolf and a broken girl. The confrontation between Bella and the wolves takes a different turn. Can a vampire-hating werewolf love a vampire-loving human? Even if she's his imprint?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,676 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 1,835 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5953 - Favs: 6,318 - Follows: 4,883 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What was she doing? by Mrstrentreznor reviews
AU Bella is drawn to one of the pack. She can't understand why, but she acts on it none the less. Warning; some language, teen sex, some drinking
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,088 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 2,017 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - [Bella, Paul] - Complete
Ricky And Amy Forever by MeganMelodramatic reviews
Yeah I wrote a story about who I think should be together.
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 54,283 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 8/8/2008
Here And Now by JaspersCherry reviews
A/U Jasper has a secret he's never told any of the Cullens. Bella's just arrived in Forks and has a secret that is thousands of years old. Can mythology handle both? Future lemons! USED TO BE NOMADIC VAMPIRESS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,494 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Surprising Events by xoxocullenluverxoxo reviews
Edward goes out leaving Bella with Emmett and Jasper. She needs comfort and guess whos there to give it! r&r
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,517 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Missing Piece by marieXcullen reviews
Edward left Bella alone and broken. Rosalie left Emmett for Edward. Bella and Emmett help heal each other, but what happens when the Cullens return? Will Edward and Rosalie want their old mates back?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,383 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Crescent Moon by Tellytubby101 reviews
Bella is a half-immortal with a secretive past that haunts her still. She has to keep an eye out for the dangerous burning flame on the horizon. The Cullens are still vampires, but they don't know what Bella is... Or what she's capable of. AU. A bit OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 118,412 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Control by Kitty Cullen-03 reviews
Bella needs help sleeping after a series of nightmares keeps her awake. She asks Jasper to help. He gets a taste of control that he hasn't had in a long time-how far will he go?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,554 - Reviews: 1340 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Crazy Cullens by OldAccount789 reviews
Crazy Cullens is a bunch of crazy stories about their lives after Breaking Dawn. What horrible, impossible things happen when they're bored? T for language. Has Renesmee and Jacob. Warning: REALLY FUNNY. You know you want to read it...........R&R please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,129 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 6/4/2009
The Bear and the Lamb by Cornsilk reviews
What exactly is the pursuit of happiness? My pursuit of happiness, was one word and one word only, Edward. Or so I thought... A Emmett and Bella story. WARNING: REVIEWS CONTAIN SPOILERS, STRONG LANGUAGE, AND SEXUAL CONTENT.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 85,751 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Near To You by Twilighters13 reviews
Edward left Bella for another vampire. The Volturi change her and she joins them. She falls in love with Felix but when the Cullens come back, chaos breaks out. Will their love make it through? Lemons in later chapters!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,084 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Bella, Felix
Shudder by deanisgayforcas reviews
this is if Jasper had been attracted to Bella's scent, and not Edward. different from the Twilight book, though some of the things are the same. some OOC stuff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 118,062 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Not all Wounds are Healed by Time by irishgirl686 reviews
So, this takes place after Edward says his goodbye in New Moon. He allows one other person to see Bella before the Cullens leave, and it's Carlisle. Story continues from there. enjoy and review.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 79,533 - Reviews: 2237 - Favs: 1,614 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Bella and Emmett's Songs by Completely Dipendente reviews
Bella is drunk and her and Emmett are writing songs about some of the people they know. Please review, even if you hate it x
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,151 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Phone Calls by Rock'n'Slash reviews
8 yr. after BD. Just random hiliarious phone calls between Edward&Jacob, Bella&Nessie, and Emmett&Jasper. Included: u-arent-good-enough-4-my-daughter-ness, all-men-are-idiots-ness, & lets-reek-havic-on-the-poor-pathetic-humans-ness. Some lauguage.MWHAHA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 36,725 - Reviews: 1867 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008
A Murmur of Fire in the Vein by ElleCC reviews
One stormy Seattle night, the last person Bella expects to see appears without warning at her door. How will history—hers and his—impact their unexpected and growing friendship? AH, Bella/Jasper. Winner 2010 Bellie Award for "Edward Who?" category.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 104,482 - Reviews: 3512 - Favs: 3,464 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Goddess Aurora, Princess Isabella Volturi by fallena018dawnthane reviews
It’s been five years since I was changed. I am Bella, Princess of Volturi. Aro will introduce me to the covens. I have no human memories only the day, Aro changed me. But I have been getting Flashbacks of my life since I saw him, Edward Cullen. New Moon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,378 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Renesmee Cullen: Rising Sun by Anonymous1794 reviews
Nessie is celebrating her six/sixteenth birthday with her family and best friend, Jacob. He has something important to tell her after the party which changes both their lives. What is it?- R&R. 2nd Place Best Post BD- Sparkle Awards.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 104,694 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Detention with the Cullens by oxoxTwilightloverxoxo reviews
Emmett,Edward,Rosalie, Bella, Alice and Jasper all get detention together. Emmett being FUNNY. Alice losing her power? Edward going crazy. Bella the amatuer prankster. Rosalie losing her beauty. Jasper going EMO! FUNNYNESS ENSURED!OOCness
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,474 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Emmett
Macy Misa, Girlfriend Extraordinare by Eryn Goldbergg reviews
Macy Misa and Nick Jonas are finally dating. But rocky things insue when Eric Von Carlisle, a pro on Macy's tennis team, starts to flirt. Sequel to The Sleepover: A JONAS FanFiction.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,975 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Complete
One More Taste by Kitty Cullen-03 reviews
Edward isn't able to stop Jasper at Bella's birthday party-but he doesn't get enough. He wants more, and he'll do anything to get it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 53,298 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
No Such Thing As Perfection by FigmentOfEternity reviews
Macy tells the boys of JONAS that their fans consider them 'perfect', and Nick doesn't like it. JONAS Nick/Macy.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,623 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Complete
From Dawn To Twilight by Cometakeawalkwithme reviews
When he left her, he promised a clean break. Years after her "death", the Cullens go to Volterra and meet a new, powerful Bella- who isn't what she always was. Will hearts mend? Or will she keep running away from the man who once broke her heart? Stars/Vp
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,362 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
Sweat Pants and Swim Suits by Fabled Diamond reviews
JONAS; Macy Misa was not a pervert. Or that's what she was telling herself these days. Nacy. Oneshot.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Complete
Sleepover Time by nevershoutbribri reviews
The guys have a sleepover with Stella & Macy after Macy falls asleep on Nick. Nick/Macy. Oneshot.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
Macy's Fault by limetta reviews
JONAS. Kevin/Macy. Kevin was a normal teenage boy with raging hormones. It was Macy's fault, really.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Complete
Why? by suburbs reviews
Nick asks Macy a question. JONAS story.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,175 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Complete
Erotic Nights by kendle.whitlock reviews
Jasper is watching Bella while the rest of his family is hunting. What happens when Bella starts talking in her sleep. What if that dream came true. J/B LEMONSSS! LEMONY GOODNESS! Don't like, Don't Read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Bella of the Volturi by Covee reviews
This story is COMPLETELY DEAD. Sorry! Bella, never having gone cliff diving and never reuniting with Edward, moves to Rome. When Aro find her and learns he can't read her mind, he changes her. How will this effect the Cullens when Aro invites Carlisle and his coven for a friendly visit?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,385 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
EDWARD CULLEN by omaigooo reviews
If you are reading this, that means you've just purchased your very own EDWARD CULLEN. Go throught the guide for more information on the item purchased. Funny.one-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Edward - Complete
Speak by strawberryfinn reviews
JONAS. Erin is a sarcastic, outspoken new girl. Put her next to a popular and equally sarcastic Joe Lucas, and tensions fly. But underneath these sharp insults, there's something deeper that neither of them wanted.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/4/2009
Stupid Questions With Answers by xemjayx reviews
What happens when people ask other people and vampires a stupid question? Read and find out! Rated T just in case. PLEASE DO NOT DO ANYTHING THAT WE MENTION ON HERE! Thanks :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 21,541 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Holy Crow by BloodyMarry reviews
What if Edward had fallen in love with Rosalie Hale? What if Bella had met Emmett first? What if she had fallen in love with him instead? This is how it would go. BellaxEmmett COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,495 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Our Little Secret by silverwings1986 reviews
What if the Cullens weren’t the first vampires Bella met? Well thirteen years earlier Bella met Marcus, of the Volturi. I’m not good at summaries. Please review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 19,225 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Bella, Marcus - Complete
Bella Loves Emmett by a lovely dream reviews
What if Edward wasnt the single Cullen? What if it was Emmett? That is exactly what happens with this story. R&R please. Rated T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,267 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008
Another Girl, Another Planet by Sheena Is A Punk Rocker reviews
What would've happened if Jasper was to come back in New Moon? Not Alice. Not Edward. JasperxBella. no, it's NOT gonna go back to ExB. And rated for language. Don't like? Don't read.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,231 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Edward and the Tampon by livelaughloveWRITE reviews
“What’s this?” He interrupted. He was holding a tampon. You’ve got to be kidding me. “It’s a tampon, Edward.” “What’s that?” I buried my face in my hands. This was not happening to me. “You really don’t know what it is?” “Do you eat it?”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 144 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
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Letters To Twilight reviews
Have you ever wanted to ask Edward why he's such a romantic? Wonder why Bella is so...Bella? Wanted to tell Rosalie off for being such a bitch? Or maybe even ask Jacob what kind of flea soap he uses! Well, now you can do all of that and more when you write "Letters to Twilight!" Write a letter and get a response from your favorite vampire...or wolf...or human... INTERACTIVE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012
The New Deja Vu reviews
Maybe in some other world Edward Cullen would tell me he never loved me. That I was just a distraction that never held any genuine meaning in his endless existence. Maybe in another world I'd beg him to stay. But this isn't that world.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Bella, Emmett
Don't Play With Fire reviews
Edward leaves Bella. Bella dies inside. The Volturi come for her. Will Bella find a new life and a new love with the Volturi. Will Edward come back? Will she find something in the world more important to love?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,866 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Bella, Alec
OH THE RANDOMNESS! reviews
FEATURES: ALICE CULLEN, ARO VOLTUR, AND ME....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Alice, Aro
Interview with A LOT of vampires reviews
A nightly talk show by me! I interview your favorite vamps and you can leave reviews with you questions to be answered!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009
Funny Logic, Rosalie Jokes reviews
An assortment of really wierd junk. Some rosalie jokes. Just give it a chance Guys.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Rosalie - Complete
Finding Dawn reviews
Dawn is a half vampire half human. Up until now, she never knew it, but after a few lies from her human family, she realizes that she must leave. She runs away to Forks where she meets the Cullens, a real group of vampires and falls for Jasper Hale.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,198 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Jasper
Diavolo Minore: Devil Child reviews
I am an Italian Drug Lord's kid...great... Now, as if to make my world even darker, I'm in love with a vampire... Oh Joy! Jasper/OC Cullen's OOC a bit... Give it a try!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,205 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/3/2009
Burning Love reviews
Dawn is a half vampire trying to lead a human life. What happens when she discover twilight? What happens when the Cullens show up? What happens when she meets "The one you never knew about" ? Suck at Summaries! Give it a chance. It gets alot better!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,737 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 6/16/2009
Adopting Love reviews
Jonases decide it's time for a new addition. They adopt a troubled teen named Alex. Will sparks fly between Alex and a certain brother? Or will she be too damaged to make it work? Nick/OC
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009
10 Things To Annoy The Cullens Part 2 reviews
The title...duh....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009
10 things to annoy the Cullens reviews
uuuuggghhh...read the title!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009
