Well, first of all, i'm Australian so that makes me instantly awesome.

My current status: Good news everyone. I have a new PS3. That means I'll be able to do my Sonic Unleashed parody more easily. Parody will be updated after I get past the third level.

Age: 16.

Gender: Male.

Weight: Don't really know.

Height: I think 6 or 7 feet something.

Eyes: Blue.

Hair: Epic and long, like all hair should be.

Classification: Lifeless, nearly friendless, and sXe.

Likes: Videogames (mainly PS3), Scrubs, wrestling, Family Guy, internet comics (mainly VG Cats and Allan), internet, Hamish and Andy, UFC, and basically everything technological.

Friends?: Somehow I don't have many. My best mate is only a few days younger than me. He was born on Christmas. Other than him, I don't have actual "friends". Since I have no social life and since I'm a mildly shy guy, I am pathetic. But there are people who are awesome.

Friends here?: I have friends here? If anyone wants to be a friend of mine, just talk to me. I'll talk about anything. I'll even lie when I have no idea about the topic (lol). Seriously, I need more peeps. I talk to the same people every freaking day for gods sake.

Why I came here?: Ironically, I found this website by accident. I was trying to find something Sonic related, and I found a link to jackattack555's truth or dare fic (R.I.P). I liked it so I joined. After about a month of reading I decided to write a fic. I then found a like for writing fan fiction. I then made my, what could be considered "successful", truth or dare fic. Then it got deleted because of the biggest asshole on the site, and then I decided to make Wheel of Chaos. And here we are now.

Nicknames: The Australian Icon, The Prince of Pain, The Master of Torture, That Australian Douchebag.

Special attacks: Ripping people off, totally pwning people on the PS3, bad jokes/insults, weak hits followed by me running away.

Pokémon style move-set: Eat, Sleep, Breath, Video Games.

Good bands I recommend listening to: The Used, Short Stack, Fall Out Boy, Rise Against, Finger Eleven, My Chemical Romance, The Butterfly Effect, Franz Ferdinand, AC/DC, Metalica, Good Charlotte, The Galvatrons, Kings of Leon, The Living End, Lostprophets.

Alter Egos (We all have at least one): Professor Dork McGeeky, That Australian Douchebag (Parody of That Guy With The Glasses. Also a nickname), Judge BigWig.

A little info about my likes:

Video games: Pretty self explanitory.

Scrubs: A funny tv show staring Zach Braff. It's about John Dorian (JD for short), a doctor at Sacred Hart Hospital as he saves lives and deals with his personal life at the same time. It's better than how I summerised it. Really funny show.

Wrestling: Just to put an end to annoying comments, it is not fake, it is scripted. I'm a huge WWE and TNA fan.

Family Guy: To those who don't know this show, I must ask, have you been under a rock? Family Guy is a cartoon thats had it's share of controversy.

VG Cats: One of the best web comics in my oppinion. It's about two anthropomorphic cats (Leo and Aeris) who do stuff video game related. It is a great comic and I recomend having a look at it.

Hamish & Andy: An Australian comedy duo. They are extremely funny.

Cyanide and Happiness: Great web comic, great flash videos, what else do I have to say?

That Guy With The Glasses: The Nostalgia Critic, That Guy, Chester A. Bum, they are all awesome.

AVGN: He's gonna take you back to the past. To play the shitty games that suck ass. That pretty much sums it up.

UFC: Ultimate Fighting Championship. The number one promotion for the fastest rising sport in the world, mixed martial arts. It's MMA at it's best.

makoncrayley's Top 5:

Greatest Songs I've listened to recently:

5. I Came to Play - Downstait

4. Rooftops (A Liberation Broadcast) - Lostprophets

3. Resistance - Muse

2. Beautiful Thieves - AFI

1. Famous Last Words - My Chemical Romance

Music Videos:

5. Virtual Insanity - Jamiroquai

4. Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana

3. Jesus of Suburbia - Green Day

2. We're Not Gonna Take It - Twisted Sister

1. Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen

All Time Greatest Bands:

5. Jamiroquai

4. Midnight Oil

3. Queen

2. Bon Jovi

1. AC-DC

All Time Greatest Musicians:

5. Elvis

4. Slim Dusty

3. Rolf Harris

2. Johnny Cash

1. Michael Jackson

Rolf Harris is the only one mentioned not dead yet.

All time profesional wrestlers:

5. Chris Benoit (Bring on the hate mail)

4. Hulk Hogan

3. Kurt Angle

2. Shawn Michaels

1. Bret Hart

Greatest wrestling feuds:

5. Brock Lesnar vs Kurt Angle

4. Shawn Michaels vs Bret Hart

3. "Stone Cold" Steve Austin vs The Rock

2. WWF vs WCW

1. "Stone Cold" Steve Austin vs Vince McMahon

Noteable choice: Wrestling fans vs the WWE Creative Team

Honnorable mention: Vince Russo vs everyone who has ever been in a company he's been the head of the creative team for.

And now, a quick word from our sponsors:

Makon: Hi. Are you sick of getting your fics deleted? Are you tired of douchebag flamers such as Lord Kelvin and Sky Gavin reporting you? Are you so sick of the rules here that you just wanna take a knife and...

Tahla: I think they get it Makon.

Makon: Ok... Well then come to ...

Tahla: org.

Makon: .org: http:///index.php It's all the fun of , only without Kelvin... and it has a chatroom. It's not as good looking as this site, but it has more heart and balls.

Tahla: Great, now I'm gonna be thinging about balls for weeks.

Makon: What?

Tahla: Nothing.

Makon: So come down to , it's across the road from Jimmy John's giant balls of yarn.

Tahla: Whoie who's giant what of what?

Makon: Quiet, I'm trying to avoid a lawsuit.

Favorites:

Favorite game: Rayman 2. This was the first 3D Rayman game, and it is, IMO, the best Rayman game to date. It had everything a good game needed. A great plot, tough enemies, and some decent comedy parts. Rayman 3 was a decent game, but the plot was a little thick, the enemies are forgetful (with the exceptions of Andre and Reflux), and there were to many jokes. So all in all, Rayman 2 is a great game, and I suggest buying it for the PC.

Favorite TV comedy show: The Goodies. Being born in 1993, I didn't get to watch them when they first aired. But when I watched them for the first time, I freaking loved them. Their classic jokes, crazy situations, and even crazier solutions are good for a few chuckles, but the way they play their characters are just pure comedy gold. We have Bill Oddie, the lovable hippy who makes a majority of the best jokes in the show, Tim Brooke-Taylor, the wary guy who usually crossdresses, and Graeme Garden, the nerd of the trio who's inventions usually get them out of situations. If you have never watched this show, I suggest either looking for the DVDs or googling them.

Things to do while:

Surfing the net:

1. Join a fourm.

2. Join boards.

3. Be like mindless sheep and join Twitter or MySpace.

4. Insult people.

5. RPGs.

6. Watch videos on YouTube.

7. Read the news.

8. E-mail people.

9. Buy stuff.

10. Read fan fiction.

Out of those ten, the most likely for everyone reading this is no. 10 because... well, why are you on the website if you're not going to read fan fiction?

On a road trip:

1. Video the trip.

2. Eat food.

3. Get lost.

4. Pick up hitch-hikers (because we all love being killed in horrible, gruesome ways)

5. Break down on a dirt road in the middle of nowhere.

6. Stay at a camp that could or could not be host to a crazy, machete weilding killer.

7. Go to Vegas and wake up the next morning with one of the girls pregnant.

8. Go places.

9. See things.

10. Do stuff.

I ran out of good ideas for the last 3.

At the shops:

1. Hang out with friends.

2. See movies.

3. Dress like a pirate and say your "searching for treasure".

4. Buy one of those Darth Vader mask things and say "I am your father" to random people.

5. (Males) Try on womens clothing and ask the shop assistant or whoever is incharge if it makes you look fat.

6. (Females) Go to a sports store and ask the person incharge how to put a cup on.

7. Get a toy dog, water, and yellow food dye. Put the yellow water near the pet food section and place the dog close.

8. Get a toy pokeball and thow it at people. When they ask why you did it say "I thaught you were a (insert pokemon here)".

9. When people accidentaly bump into you, yell at them, saying "You are going on my death note now".

10. Pretend to hypnotize your friends in a store with narrow areas.

The copy and paste crap. It's never a true user page without one:

A vast majority of the internet are mindless sheep and follow the "popular trends" such as FaceBook, Myspace, and Twitter. If you are the small majority that don't follow them, copy and paste this.

Half the population of the internet are depressed. If you are a part of the population that wants to help them, copy and paste this. If not, burn in hell.

A small portion of internet users are pedophiles. If you want them dead, copy and paste this.

OC Info:

Name: Makon J. Crayley

Species: Human

Side: Evil, duh

Weapons: Chaos Powered Glove (Dark Cloud Chronicles, occasionaly used in The Nine Millionth Sonic: Truth or Dare Fic), Chaos Powered Remote (NMSToDF, made cameo in DDC), the power to control fire (Since some chapter in my ToD fic)

Jobs: Leader of the... um, you'll learn that later, Host of a truth or dare fic, ruler of the world at one point, also a pimp

Likes: Making the Sonic characters lives a living hell

Loves: None unless you count my fan boyism for Blaze

Status: Hosting ToD fic, also set to compete in the Tournament of Chaos

Friends/Family: Jason Crayley (Father, deceased), Katie Crayley (Sister), Tahla Meki (Long time friend, co-host)

Enemies: The Sonic characters (DCC), Not (ToD, during the war of the fics)

Stupid, stupid instructions:

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Because that's the only time I want to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(So we're supposed to open the packet in the store?)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(I thought this was DIAL soap, not regular soap.)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But this is just a suggestion, right?)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on the bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Well, to late to do anything now.)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(And let me guess, it will be cold after cooling?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(Aw, but it's so warm.)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(Of course, because my son always drves me to work while he goes to work at the construction site.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(Yes, why else would people go out and buy a SLEEP AID If they didn't want to sleep?)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:

"Put on fork and eat."

(Hold up. Pasta is for... eating?)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(Do parents perform surgery on their kids in Korea?)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(And the third option is...?)

On artificial bacon:

"Real artificial bacon bits".

(The fake artificial bacon bits to expensive for ya?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Um... now I'm confused.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(Noooo, really?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Really? I thought it was a suppository.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitials.
(Because people always use a chainsaw while naked)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Why don't you just tell the kids that Santa isn't real while you're at it.)

The Makon Crayley peepulation:

That's right. Very few people are in my peepulation. Only people who have proven themselfs to be my peeps in various ways. Kindness (something I rarely get in the real world), intelect, humor, and other stuff. People who are in my peepulation include:

Not G. Ivingname

Hedgehog B. Rebecca

Chintara

ShadowWolf 2.X

That's it for now since peeps are hard to find.

Fic info:

The nine millionth Sonic: Truth or Dare fic: Started as just me wanting to do something, now after the death of Jack's fic it has become one of the, if not the, most popular ToD fic here. And now it's been deleted. (BLEEP).

Sonic the Hedgehog: The Dark Cloud Chronicles: My original fic (By technicality. I originaly started with a ToD fic but I deleted it since I was still a noob on here). Updated... less than frequently.

Sonuber: A makoncrayley original idea. Sonic is awesome, and so is Macgruber. So I took it upon myself to mix the two into an awesome idea that I made.

Sonic Movie Parodies: Another makoncrayley original. Basic idea, I will parody any movie suggested. It can be anything from The Little Mermaid, to Friday the 13th, hell, even the Paris Hilton sex tape (don't suggest that).

Wheel of Chaos: Yet another makoncrayley original. The Sonic characters find 3 wheels, I explain, get them to sign some stuff, now they must do stuff. You'll get it when you read it.

Sonic Unparodied: It had to be done sooner or later. There are so many flaws in that game that people can't help but joke to themselfs about... and I am going to put those jokes into a fic. It has everything a parody fic needs: Jokes, screw-ups, player commentary. All of that.

Future fic ideas:

Rayman 2: The Great Parody (official name): Like I stated at the top of the page, Rayman 2 is my favorite game, but it has several humorous flaws. I am going to make a parody on the game, and I have already started it. I will post it some time...

Sonic Situations (working name): Basically Wheel of Chaos without the wheel. Each chapter would parody something... well, something. From Sherlock Holmes to JFK to common house flys, nothing is safe. Will be posted once I finish the first chapter.

My opinion on some writers here:

jackattack555: He is the reason I joined the site and got into writing fan fiction. He is one of he funniest, and most creative writers I know about. I am vey self concious about my work, but when someone like Jack calls it good, it really shows me that I am better than I actually think.

Chintara... Chintaren, whatever: He is a really awesome guy, no doubt. He has become a good friend of mine and he is a good writer.

Akako Hama: Another good writer. She is good at humor.

dark leader omega: This guy was the first person to ever review my work. I'm not entirely sure how good he is at writing, but I would guess that he is decent.

JSandders: He has since left writing fan fiction to work with memes, but when he was truely active he was a great writer. His stereotyping, SOB alter ego, Joey, was creepy, but the real Sandders is a really nice guy. Just don't around with memes when he's watching.

ShadowWolf 2.X: An SSBB fic writer, and a really nice person. Take some time to read some of her stuff.

Note:

The name Makon Crayley/makoncrayley has been copywrited by me. It started as a name for one of my caws for Smackdown Vs. Raw 2007, and since then has been used regularly by me.