rushmorehide bio
 Author has written 10 stories for Pride and Prejudice, Harry Potter, and Inception. As of March 4th, 2011: 1) In the works: the next chapters of Placebo Effect, Reasons Why, and Don't Let It Form Us. 2) Mama Bennet devotees (and let's face it: who ISN'T?): we are entering the home stretch. Brace yourself. Hold onto the J. Lo shrine. Shit just got real. There are probably two chapters left in the saga of the Crack Whore. Sniff. 3) I have a Livejournal now, in case you want to hear my innermost thoughts. I also post my writing there, so check it out! My heartfelt gratitude goes out to everyone who has recently reviewed; you guys are so sweet, and make my day on a regular basis. Please bear with me! It's a long road for Will and Lizzie, in any reality. About Me: Kickin' it old school, cool as a cucumber, and a proud nerd. My Stories: Painfully funny, painfully sad, painfully bad. My One True Love: Reviews. Seriously, people. They make my heart warm and fuzzy, just like ice cream. "The best way out is always through." - Robert Frost |
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Personally, I'd Rather Lick Sand by orchidvines reviews
Lizzy is feisty and spirited. Darcy, not so much.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 1,463 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 9/4/2017 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
Sparks Fly, Tires Skid by orchidvines reviews
Elizabeth and Darcy meet at the scene of a car crash. They do not politely exchange insurance information. Modern AU. Completed.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 1671 - Favs: 2,464 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 7/21/2017 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
The Thin Line between Love and Hate by jakeline reviews
A modern P&P with a Shakespearean twist. He said she wasn't pretty enough and she threw punch at him. After 12 years Darcy is back in Meryton and Lizzie still hasn't forgiven him.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 118,643 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 5,186 - Follows: 4,527 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
When It Rains by everymonday reviews
It rains and it pours and he can think of nothing but Lizzy Bennet and the handprint she left on his heart. A story about loss, love, rain, and how the three changed William Darcy.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 97,475 - Reviews: 998 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth
Red Light, Green Light by orchidvines reviews
You're a little screwed up. No, seriously. Everything you meddle in just spontaneously combusts. Kind of like the Midas Touch, but just, you know, less about gold and more about crap. Emma, Modern Day.
Emma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 65,840 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Complete
Twenty Months by Dee12 reviews
Today was the day Fitzwilliam Marcus Darcy would reclaim his sense of propriety, snap out of this funk, and bring pride back to the Darcy name. And then a pregnant girl decided it would be a very good idea to stop by and ruin his life.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 88,101 - Reviews: 2367 - Favs: 1,752 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Complete
You, Me and the Bourgeoisie by orchidvines reviews
Will Darcy had absolutely everything. Until the accident. In a glimpse of what could have been, he wakes up beside Lizzy Bennet, the artist he was supposed to dump ten years ago. The fork in his path. Still, what the hell happened to his Armani suits?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,053 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Complete
Closer by everymonday reviews
Modern P&P. A love story. Lizzie's a ballet dancer that may never dance again; Darcy's a doctor that helped save her leg. A story exploring love and how it drives people to do some of the things they do. COMPLETE!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 136,998 - Reviews: 1166 - Favs: 1,719 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Just Love Me When You Can by singsongsung reviews
Oneshot. Chuck and Serena watch the evolution of Nate and Blair's perfect fairytale from sophomore year and beyond. "Wouldn't it just be so convenient if we could fall in love?" Chuck/Blair. Serena/Nate.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,978 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Complete
Falsification by singsongsung reviews
Rory/Tristan. Circa season one. He stops leering at her just when she realizes that she wants him to.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,667 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Rory G., Tristan D. - Complete
Face Down by Greekchic reviews
Modern P&P. Will Darcy's dare was clear. Within 6 months, he needed to charm, date, and break up with Lizzy Bennet. What wasn't part of the dare, however, was falling in love with her. COMPLETE.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 123,761 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
sealed in wax by arabesque05 reviews
Five things Elizabeth Bennet never wrote Fitzwilliam Darcy. Not quite love letters, but he reads them as such anyway. Of Crayola and Tigger and sawing off testicles. [p&p]
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,345 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
Tell It Like It Is by Marshie12 reviews
Sequel to Lizzy's Guide to Life. Does Lizzy Morgan have what it takes to make it through her 15 minutes of fame with her sanity still intact? Well what about with a serious blast from the past in the form of a newly engaged Will Darcy? We're finishing now
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 42,935 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Complete
We Can Work It Out by NazgulQueen13 reviews
Eliza’s an outspoken American, Darcy’s a blueblood British lawyer. Eliza’s prejudiced to think that her opinion is the only one worth having, Darcy’s pride causes him to be ill suited to recommend himself to Americans. Can hate turn to love? Perhaps...
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 121,346 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 12/14/2006 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Complete
Love and Other Accidents by paperclipz reviews
Done! A modern P and P. Darcy and Bingley are musicians trying to find material for their new album in a rural college town...where they meet the Bennet twins who are surviving college together. Lizzy's a photographer, and Jane's a med student.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 208,718 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 1,297 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 9/2/2006 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Complete
My Own Mr Knightley by non-damsel reviews
A modernized version of Emma. Takes place in college. Becka has a problem with always trying to run everyone else's life... please R&R. It's funny, I promise. COMPLETE. WHOOHOO.
Emma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 60,311 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/12/2005 - Published: 4/28/2004 - Complete
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Reasons Why reviews
Lizzie Bennet, of sound mind and body, would like to explain her reasons why she hates Will Darcy the Village Idiot. Unfortunately, her crazy family is kind of getting in the way, and where the hell is her orange juice?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,020 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009
Don't Let It Form Us reviews
The most unusual team invading your dreams just arrived, and they're already arguing over the lines drawn in the sand. "Like most things, it started with a bang." Pride and Prejudice set in the world of Inception.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,171 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011
here no one sleeps
What happens between Arthur and Mal, after "We're here to work" and before "Pain is real."
Inception - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Arthur, Mal - Complete
Placebo Effect reviews
In which Will Darcy falls in love with Lizzie Bennet, and she doesn't, because she met Charlie Bingley first, and he'd helped with her bags.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,134 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/18/2011
Another Uninnocent, Elegant Fall reviews
Charlie Bingley never was one much for reading, and he doesn't know what to do anymore, standing under Georgiana Darcy's window.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Complete
Moons and Other Bright Things reviews
A series of moments and last dreams, and of four boys and one girl, none of whom were very good at saying goodbye.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
All Those Things reviews
James Potter makes a wishlist of things he wishes that he hadn't done, and things that Lily Evans hadn't done, and things that shouldn't be happening right now, because he is so, so tiny, and this house is supposed to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/19/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Lizzie reviews
Elizabeth Bennet's version of It's Only Love: the fragments and phrases and burning, burning thoughts that run through her head.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Complete
Things Just Happen: inside It's Only Love reviews
A short essay on the characters and situations of It's Only Love, and why they do the things they do.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Complete
It's Only Love reviews
Will Darcy doesn't believe in love. Then he meets Lizzie Bennet. Suddenly, everything seems different. "You know, the nice ones just tell you they aren't interested. See you around, Draco."
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,611 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Complete
