Hey, y'all. How's it going? That is not necessarily rhetoric, feel free to e-mail me and tell me all of your inner tumoil, but bear in mind I will probably turn it into a one-shot, or if it is angsty enough, a full-blown story. So beware.

To all of you people out there, I would like to inquire if anyone else has noticed how there are about 50 times more hp fanfics that the next highest number in any other book? Harry Potter is dominating the fanfiction network! I don't know about movies or animes or shows or any of the other categories, but I thought that was pretty cool.

Sooooo my only story so far that I've posted is Two Birds Stoned At Once, which is a song by Chiodos, but it is actually not my favorite song. But whatever. I shan't tell you my favorite song by them, becasue I am using its title for my next story, which will be a dark little horror/romance between Harry and some random character of my own fabrication.

And if any of you are wondering whether or not I must use ostentatious words, such as the word ostentatious, it is becasue I am an IB kid, and you don't even want to KNOW what IB stands for. To those who are in an AP school rather than IB, IB is the more strenuous rendition of the AP program. IB kids use big words. Deal with it.

I shal now copy and paste a funny little thing I found in another profile.

1. YOUR REAL NAME:Sarah

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Sarizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav coulour and fav animal): Black snake

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Elaine Julian

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Whesaler

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Purple Dr. Pepper, WHAT!?

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Aeluale

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Catherine

6.: YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets) Black Clouds. Kinda cool.

Check my deviantart for more stuff I've written, only one of which is on here, a songfic for Sorrow by Flyleaf, based on the Music Video, which is beautiful.

My username on there is WordsInRedLikeBlood

So is my youtube.

I AM NOT AN EMO KID!! STOP CALLING ME THAT!!

In the words of the evil strawberry video,

"I down't wike dowse wowrds! I down't wike dowse funny wowrds!"

But I love you.

Not really.

But I like Jesus.

And Tom Felton.

Tom Felton is yummy.

British guys in general are yummy.

But socialist, so I don't like them.

Except Daniel Hannan, who is FANTASTIC!!

But too old for me, sadly.

Also awesome are guys with a deep, rumbling voice and a broad, solid, slightly fuzzy chest.

Like Charlie Weasley

I will now stop drooling like a teenage girl.

Top people I admire:

My dad

Rush Limbaugh

Mark Levine

George Washington

Daniel Hannan

The apostle Paul

Newest song I've loved: Uninvited by Alanis Morissett.

I know you guys don't care about that. You are here for these.

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