When life gives you lemons, you should probably wonder where the hell they came from since no one in New England has seen any citrus in the past five years. At least, that would be Lizzie Bennet's first instinct. But then again, her instincts aren't always perfect, as evidenced by the case of one William Darcy. A light, modernish, distopian take on the classic story. *updated*

Drusilla never comes back to Sunnydale in 5x14 "Crush". How does that change things for Spike and Buffy?

P&P Variation: "He could walk away. It was too fresh, after all, to think completely rationally in such a situation. He could walk away, but Elizabeth – his Elizabeth – was standing next to Wickham. He could not walk away." Disclaimer: Everything belongs to our dear Jane Austen, to whom we are all indebted for such lively characters and compelling stories.

A romance of the immortal, thwarted by a secret that should have been told, bleeds over into the realms of earth. Written for The Oblivious Seraph for the Phenomenon 2009. Rated PG for some violence.

A bit of humor considering what might have happened if the Fellowship had decided to take a plane instead of walking all that ways - would Anduril make it through security?

Three days before his wedding, Bingley goes to the only man who can give him the advice he needs: the unfortunate Mr. Darcy.