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 Author has written 4 stories for Doctor Who. Name: Panda Gender: Female Age: Old enough to have this account, not old enough to drive. Race: Never, I'm too lazy. Quote of the day: "Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks, 'Ooo, this could be a little more sonic'?" - Captain Jack Past Quotes of the Day: "Nine hundred years of phone box travel and it's the only thing left that surprises me. You're ringing. How can you be ringing? You're not even a real phone!" "Yeah, maybe we can get sentimental after the world's finished choking to death." "Roast beef. Bananas. The Medusa Cascade. BANG! Rose Tyler Martha Jones Donna Noble TARDIS! Shamble-bobble-dibble-dooble. Oh, Doctor, you're so handsome. Yes, I am, thank you. A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-" "Go to your room. Go to your room! I mean it. I'm very, very angry with you. I'm very, very cross! Go to your room!...I'm really glad that worked. Those would have been terrible last words." The Doctor, Doctor Who "Is it? Did I? No! OHH! You are kidding me! No way! One heart...I've got one heart! This body...I've only got one heart! That's disgusting!" - The Doctor, Doctor Who It's a beautiful day...now watch some a--hole f--k it up. You know you live in 2009 when... 1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics. 2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace/Gmail 4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer. 7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling. 8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this. 9. You were too busy to notice number five. 10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five. 11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity. 12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. We all know you did. (I did!) 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Friends or Best Friends FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat or drink BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food FREINDS: Call your parents Mr. Mrs and grandma and grandpa BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMPS and GRANNY FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin' "DAMN we really messed up" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cry...just laugh about it when you're not down anymore FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "my bad...heres a tissue" FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell FRIENDS: Are through highschool /college (drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we don't waste FREINDS: Will ignore this BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit FROM SCIFIGEEK14's PROFILE!! Quotes from Doctor Who: "You're mad!" "You're right! I look daft in one shoe. There...bare foot on the moon!" - Doctor "I think I know a thing or two about aliens." - Mickey? "Rose Tyler defender of the Earth!" - The Doctor "You're the one who kissed me!" "THAT was a genetic tranfer." "Judoon platoon upon the moon." - The Doctor "You're Mister Thick-Thick-Thickity-Thick Face from Thicktown, Thickania, and so's your dad!" -? "I tolerate this century but I don't enjoy it." "Hello! Okay-New teeth. That's weird. So where was I? Oh, that's right --Barcelona!" - The Doctor "Am I... ginger? " - The Doctor "And you, Rose Tyler! Fat lot of good you were! You gave up on me! Ooh, that's rude. Is that the sort of man I am now? Am I rude? Rude and not ginger." - The Doctor "I like my thumb, I need my thumb, I'm very attached to my thumb." -? "Correctamundo! A word... I... have... never used before and hopefully never will again." - The Doctor "You can spend the rest of your life with me, but I can't spend the rest of mine with you. I have to live on. Alone. That's the curse of the Time Lords." - The Doctor "Oh, this and that. Became the imaginary friend of a future French aristocrat, picked a fight with a clockwork man...Oh, and I met a horse." - The Doctor "Oh, look at what the cat dragged in: "The Oncoming Storm." "Always take a banana to a party, Rose. Bananas are good." - The Doctor "Delete! Delete! DELETE!" - Cybermen? "Well, for starters, I know you can't wrap your hand around your elbow and make your fingers meet." "Me living in a house! Now that- that is terrifying." - The Doctor "Yeah but stuck with you, that’s not so bad." - The Doctor? "I've seen fake gods and bad gods and demi gods and would-be gods; out of all that - out of that whole pantheon - if I believe in one thing... just one thing... I believe in her." - The Doctor "When you're a kid, they tell you it's all 'grow up. Get a job. Get married. Get a house. Have a kid, and that's it.' But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. It's so much darker. And so much madder. And so much better." - Elton "How long are you going to stay with me?" - The Doctor "Forever." - Rose "Can you imagine that, nothing? No light, no dark, no up, no down, no life...no time...without end. My people called it "the Void", the Eternals call it "the Howling", but some people call it Hell. " - The Doctor "Exterminate!" - Daleks "I'm going tenpin bowling. Why do you think, Dumbo?! I was halfway up the aisle!" - Donna "I am in my wedding dress. It doesn't have pockets! Who has pockets? Have you ever seen a bride with pockets?! When I went to my fitting at Chez Allison, the one thing I forgot to say was "GIVE ME POCKETS!" "Guess what I've got, Donna? Pockets!...They're bigger on the inside." - The Doctor "My mate Ben, that was a day and a half. I got rope burns off that kite. And then I got soaked- and then I got electrocuted." -? "I did, but it was stolen by Emmeline Pankhurst. Cheeky woman." - The Doctor "Have you seen?! There are these... things. These... great, big space rhino things! I mean rhinos from space! And we're on the moon! Great big space rhinos, with guns, on the moon! And I only came in for my bunions! Look, Oh, they're all fixed now, perfectly good treatment, the nurses were lovely, I said to my wife, I said, I recommend this place to anyone. But then we end up on the moon! And...did I mention the rhinos?" "I'm talking to an alien? In hospital?! What, has this place got an E.T. department?" "Crossing into established events is strictly forbidden. Except for cheap tricks." - The Doctor Martha: "It's like in the films! You Step on a butterfly,you change the future of the human race!" "I'm not even human. Just walk around like you own the place, it works for me." - The Doctor "But your heart grows cold, the north wind blows, and carries down the distant, Rose." "I've only got one heart working. How do you people cope?! I've got to get the other one started. Hit me. Hit me on the chest. Other side! Now on the back. Left a bit!Lovely! There we go! Badda-boomba!" - The Doctor "Close up this din of hateful dire decay, "Good old J.K.!" - The Doctor "The sky's burnt orange, with the citadel enclosed in a mighty glass dome, shining under the twin suns. Beyond that, the mountains go on forever. Slopes of deep red grass, capped with snow. " - The Doctor "Oooo stop that modern talk. I'm an old-fashioned cat!" - The Doctor "Everything has its time. You know that, old friend, better than most." - The Doctor "I lied to you, 'cos I liked it. I could pretend, just for a bit, I could imagine they were still alive underneath that burnt orange sky. I'm not just a Time Lord, I'm the last of the Time Lords. The Face of Boe was wrong; there's no one else." - The Doctor "There was a war. A Time War. The Last Great Time War. My people fought a race called the Daleks, for the sake of all creation. And they lost. We lost. Everyone lost. They're all gone now. My family. My friends. Even that sky. Oh, you should have seen it! That old planet... The second sun would rise in the south, and the mountains would shine. The leaves on the trees were silver, when they caught the light, every morning it looked like a forest on fire. When the autumn came, a brilliant glow though the branches..." - The Doctor "My planet is gone. Destroyed in a Great War. Yet versions of this city stand throughout history. The human race always continues." - The Doctor "It's the Depression, sweetie. Your heart might break, but the show goes on." -? "Got yourself a forward thinking guy with that hot potato in the sharp suit." "They survived, they always survive, while I lose everything." - The Doctor "Inside that shell, there's a creature born to hate... whose only thought is to destroy everything and everyone that isn't a Dalek too. It won't stop until it's killed every human being alive." "I am a Human-Dalek. I am your future!" "You told us to imagine, and we imagined your irrelevance!" "If you choose death and destruction... then death and destruction will choose you." "Oh, Tallulah with 3 L's and an H... Just you watch me. What do I need, oh I dunno, how about a great big genetic laboratory? Oh look, I've got one." - The Doctor "You are the last of your kind... and now I am the first of mine." "It makes us lesser than our enemies. We must return to the flesh, and also the heart." "There's no such thing as an "ordinary human" "I'm old enough to know that a longer life isn't always a better one. In the end you just get tired. Tired of the struggle. Tired of losing everyone who matters to you. Tired of watching everything turn to dust. If you live long enough, Lazarus, the only certainty left is that you'll end up alone." - The Doctor "The wonderful world of space travel... The prettier it looks, the more likely it is to kill you." - The Doctor? "He's like fire and ice and rage. He's like the night, and the storm in the heart of the sun. He's ancient and forever. He burns at the center of time and he can see the turn of the universe. And... he's wonderful." - Rose? "He never raised his voice. That was the worst thing -- the fury of the Time Lord -- and then we discovered why. Why this Doctor, who had fought with gods and demons, why he had run away from us and hidden... He was being kind...He still visits my sister, once a year, every year. I wonder if one day he might forgive her, but there she is. Can you see? He trapped her inside a mirror. Every mirror. If ever you look at your reflection and see something move behind you just for a second, that's her. That's always her. As for me, I was suspended in time and the Doctor put me to work standing over the fields of England, as their protector. We wanted to live forever. So the Doctor made sure we did." "Fascinating race, the Weeping Angels. The only psychopaths in the universe to kill you nicely. No mess, no fuss, they just zap you into the past and let you live to death. The rest of your life used up and blown away in the blink of an eye. You die in the past and in the present they consume the energy of all the days you might have had; all your stolen moments. They're creatures of the abstract and live off potential energy." - The Doctor "This is my timey-wimey detector. Goes ding when there's stuff. Also it can boil an egg at thirty paces." - The Doctor "People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect... but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly... timey-wimey... stuff." (My Favortie Quote) - The Doctor "'The Angels have the phone box'. That's my favourite; I've got that on a t-shirt!" "Lonely Assassins, they used to be called. No one quite knows where they came from, but they're as old as the Universe, or very nearly, and they have survived this long because they have the most perfect defense system ever evolved. They're quantum-locked. They don't exist when they're being observed. The moment they are seen by any other living creature, they freeze into rock. No choice, it's a fact of their biology. In the sight of any living thing they literally turn to stone. And you can't kill a stone. 'Course, a stone can't kill you either, but...then you turn your head away. Then you blink, and oh yes it can!" - The Doctor "Their greatest asset is their greatest curse. They can never be seen. Loneliest creatures in the Universe." - The Doctor "Why's it pointing at the light bulb?" (I am so putting that on a T-shirt!) "Blimey, the end of the universe is a bit humbling." "The drums, the drums, the drums, the never-ending drumbeat." "This country has been sick. This country needs healing. This country needs medicine. And, in fact, I would go as far as to say, what this country really needs, right now...is a Doctor." - The Doctor " Well, perfect to look at, maybe. And it was, it was beautiful. They used to call it the Shining World of the Seven Systems. And on the continent of Wild Endeavour, in the mountains of Solace and Solitude, there stood the Citadel of the Time Lords. The oldest and most mighty race in the universe. Looking down on the galaxies below, sworn never to interfere, only to watch. Children of Gallifrey were taken from their families at the age of eight, to enter the Academy. Some say that's where it all began, when he was a child. That's when the Master saw eternity. As a novice, he was taken for initiation. He stood in front of the Untempered Schism. It's a gap in the fabric of reality through which could be seen the whole of the vortex. We stand there, eight years old, staring at the raw power of Time and Space, just a child. Some would be inspired. Some would run away. And some would go mad." - The Doctor "Look at you! The hat, the coat, the crickety-cricket stuff, the...stick of celery, yeah... brave choice, celery, but fair play to you, not a lot of men can carry off a decorative vegetable." - The Doctor "Sorry, sorry, it's not something you see every day, is it. The back of your own head. Mind you... I can see why you wear a hat. I don't want to seem vain, but could you keep that on?" - The Doctor "Hey, I'm the Doctor. I can save the universe using a kettle and some string! And look at me, I'm wearing a vegetable!" - The Doctor "Back when I first started, at the very beginning, I was always trying to be old and grumpy and important, like you do when you're young. And then I was you, and it was all dashing about and playing cricket and my voice going all squeaky when I shout. I still do that, the voice thing, I got that from you! Oh, and the trainers, and snap. 'Cos you know what, Doctor? You were my Doctor." - The Doctor? "I'm the Doctor. I'm a Time Lord. I'm from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives and all six billion people on the planet below." - The Doctor "There's something else I've always wanted to say: Allons-y Alonso!" - The Doctor "If you ever see a little blue box flying up there in the sky, you shout for me Gramps. Oh, you just shout." - Donna "You're not mating with me, sunshine!" - Donna "You fought it off with a water pistol! I bloody love you!" - Donna "Now that's what I call a spaceship! You've got a box, he's got a Ferrari! Let's get going!" - Donna "Every song must end." "He is too skinny for words, you give him a hug, you get a paper cut!" - Donna? "Know what you are? A great big, outer-space dunce." - The Doctor "Yeah, maybe we can get sentimental after the world's finished choking to death." "About you? Oh, right from the start. Reduced iris contraction, slight thinning of the hair follicles on the left temple, and, frankly, you smell. You might as well have worn a t-shirt saying 'Clone' although maybe not in front of Captain Jack." - The Doctor Donna: "You are completely impossible!" "He saves planets, rescues civilizations, defeats terrible creatures ... and runs a lot. Seriously, there is an outrageous amount of running involved." - Donna "Well, you need to get yourself a better dictionary. When you do, look up 'genocide'. You'll find a little picture of me there, and the caption'll read 'Over my dead body'" - The Doctor "You talk all the time but you never say anything." "I worked as a temp at Houndslow library for two months and I mastered the Dewey Decimal system in three days. I'm good with numbers." - The Doctor "Oh! I love your stuff; what a mind! You fool me every time- well, almost every time-- WELL... Once or twice-- Well... once, but it was a good once!" - The Doctor "It's a murder, a mystery and Agatha Christie!" - The Doctor "When I say giant, I don't mean big. I mean FLIPPIN' ENORMOUS!" - Donna "The Library. So big it doesn't need a name – just a great big 'the.' " - The Doctor (like THE Doctor, no?) "Stay out of the shadows." - The Doctor "AAAH! I'm thick! Look at me, I'm old and thick! Head's too full of stuff, I need a bigger head!" - The Doctor "I'm a time traveller, I point and laugh at archaeologists." - The Doctor "Almost every species in the universe has an irrational fear of the dark, but they're wrong, because it's not irrational." - The Doctor "My dad said I had the IQ of plankton and I was pleased." "There's the real world and there's the world of nightmares." - The Doctor " Daleks: Aim for the eye stalk. Sontarans: Back of the neck. Vashta Nerada...run. Just run." - The Doctor "Donna Noble has left the library. Donna Noble has been saved." "This isn't my real body? ... But I've been dieting!" "When you run with the Doctor, it feels like it'll never end. But however hard you try you can't run forever. Everybody knows that everybody dies and nobody knows it like the Doctor. But I do think that all the skies of all the worlds might just turn dark if he ever for one moment, accepts it." - Sarah Jane? "Roast beef. Bananas. The Medusa Cascade. BANG! Rose Tyler Martha Jones Donna Noble TARDIS! Shamble-bobble-dibble-dooble. Oh, Doctor, you're so handsome. Yes, I am, thank you. A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-" - The Doctor "Sorry. I'm the Doctor, I'm very clever." - The Doctor "I think you dream about him sometimes. He's a man in a suit, tall, thin man, Great hair. Some really great hair." - Rose "Do you like my gun?" "He is coming... the Threefold Man. He dances in the lonely places, oh, Creator of us all...The Doctor is coming!!" "No bo ho sho ko ro to sho! Bo-ka-to-sa-go-bo-fo-bo-jo! Mo ho." - The Doctor "The darkness is coming." - Rose "DALEKS DO NOT ACCEPT APOLOGIES!" - A Dalek "The stars are going out." - Rose "Is that what Time Lords do? Lop a bit off, grow another one? You're like worms!!" - Donna "Oi, watch it, space-man!" - Donna "Oi, watch it, Earth-girl! Ooh... I sound like you. I sound all... all, sort of... rough!" - The Human Doctor "Is it? Did I? No! OHH! You are kidding me! No way! One heart...I've got one heart! This body...I've only got one heart! That's disgusting!" - The Human Doctor "No, wait, I'm...part Time Lord, part human! Well, isn't that wizard?!" - The Human Doctor " Exterminieren! Exterminieren! Halt! Sonst werden wir Sie exterminieren! Sie sind jetzt ein Gefangener der Daleks! Exterminieren! Exterminieren!" (German Dalek! lol) "There's a chain of 25 nuclear warheads placed at strategic points beaneath the Earth's crust. If I use the key, they detonate and the Earth gets ripped apart.The Osterhagen key is to be used if the suffering of the human race is so great, so without hope, this becomes the final option." "How many more? Just think, how many have died in your name?The Doctor. The man who keeps running, never looking back because he dare not, out of shame. This is my final victory, Doctor. I have shown you yourself." "The DoctorDonna. Just like the Ood said, remember, they saw it coming. The DoctorDonna." - Donna " Because you two, were just Time Lords. You dumbos! Lacking that little bit of human, that gut instinct that comes hand-in-hand with planet Earth. I could think of ideas you wouldn't dream of in a million years. Aaw, the universe has been waiting for me!" - Donna "Never forget, Doctor, YOU DID THIS! I name you forever! YOU ARE THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS!!" - Devros "I'm part human. Specifically the ageing part, I'll grow old and never regenerate. I've only got one life, Rose Tyler. I could spend it with you, if you want." - The Human Doctor "This reality is sealing itself off, forever." - The Doctor "I'd thought we'd try the planet Felspoon, just 'cause. What a good name - Felspoon. It's got mountains that sway in the breeze, mountains that move, can you imagine?" - Donna "I just want you to know, there are worlds out there, safe in the sky because of her. That there are people living in the light, and singing songs of Donna Noble. A thousand, million light years away. They will never forget her, while she can never remember. But for one moment... one shining moment... she was the most important woman in the whole wide universe." - The Doctor "What about you now? Who have you got?" - Donna's Grandpa "Do you wanna come with me? 'Cause if you do then I should warn you, you're gonna see all sorts of things. Ghosts from the past. Aliens from the future. The day the Earth died in a ball of flame. It won't be quiet, it won't be safe, and it won't be calm. But I'll tell you what it will be: The trip of a lifetime!" - The Doctor "That's not gonna work - he's gay and she's an alien." - The Doctor? "It's like when you're a kid, the first time they tell you that the world's turning and you just can't quite believe it because everything looks like it's standing still. I can feel it. The turn of the Earth. The ground beneath our feet is spinning at a thousand miles an hour and the entire planet is hurtling around the Sun at sixty-seven thousand miles an hour, and I can feel it. We're falling through space, you and me. Clinging to the skin of this tiny little world, and if we let go...That's who I am. Now forget me, Rose Tyler. Go home." - The Doctor "The Doctor is a legend woven throughout history. When disaster comes, he's there, and he brings a storm in his wake." "Is that a technical term, 'jiggery pokery'?" - Rose "You think it'll last forever. The people, and cars, and concrete. But it won't. Then one day it's all gone. Even the sky. My planet's gone. It's dead. It burned, like the Earth. It's just rocks and dust. Before its time." - The Doctor "What the Shakespeare is going on here?" "I saw the Fall of Troy! World War Five! I was pushing boxes at the Boston Tea Party! Now I'm gonna die in a dungeon...in Cardiff!" - The Doctor "Nine hundred years of time and space, and I've never been slapped by someone's mother." - The Doctor "Excuse me, do you mind not farting while I'm saving the world?" - The Doctor "Mickey the idiot; the world's in your hands." - The Doctor "They're never gonna come! Your race is dead! You all burned, all of you! Ten million ships on fire! The entire Dalek race wiped out in one second!" - The Doctor "The Daleks must survive!" "...And over on the Bad Wolf channel, the Face of Boe has just announced he's pregnant." "Might seem like a stupid question, but has anything fallen from the sky recently?" - The Doctor "Nine hundred years of phone box travel and it's the only thing left that surprises me. You're ringing. How can you be ringing? You're not even a real phone!" - The Doctor "And I'm looking for a blonde in a Union Jack. A specific one, mind you, I didn't just wake up this morning with a craving." - The Doctor "First rule of active camouflage: Park somewhere you'll remember." - Captain Jack "Saw your ship. Love the retro look by the way; nice panels." - The Doctor "Go to your room. Go to your room! I mean it. I'm very, very angry with you. I'm very, very cross! Go to your room!...I'm really glad that worked. Those would have been terrible last words." - The Doctor "I like bananas. Bananas are good." - The Doctor "Go! Now! Don't drop the banana! Good source of potassium!" - The Doctor "Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks, 'Ooo, this could be a little more sonic'?" - Captain Jack "What's life? Life's easy. A quirk of matter. Nature's way of keeping meat fresh. Nothing to a nanogene." - The Doctor "Last time I was sentenced to death, I ordered four hyper-vodkas for my breakfast. All a bit of a blur after that. Woke up in bed with both my executioners. Lovely couple. They stayed in touch. Can't say that about most executioners." - Captain Jack "Probably wondering what four people were doing in a small box." - The Doctor "Is that a tribophysical wave-form macrokinetic extrapolator?!" - The Doctor "It's not just any old power source, it's the TARDIS! My TARDIS: The best ship in the universe. The heart of the TARDIS... This ship's alive. You've opened its soul." - The Doctor "You know what they call me in the ancient legends of the Dalek homeworld? The Oncoming Storm. You might have removed all your emotions, but I reckon right down deep in your DNA there's one little spark left. And that's fear. Doesn't it just burn when you face me?" - The Doctor "It was a better life. And I don't mean all the travelling, seeing aliens and spaceships and things, that don't matter. The Doctor showed me a better way of living your life. You know, he showed you too. You don't just give up. You don't just let things happen. You make a stand. You say no! You have the guts to do what's right when everyone else just runs away!" - Rose "Then prove yourself, Doctor! What are you? Coward or killer?" -Dalek Emperor "Coward. Any day." - The Doctor "I am the Bad Wolf. I create myself. I take the words; I scatter them in time and space, a message to lead myself here." - Rose "Rose, you've got to stop this! You've got to stop this now! You've got the entire Vortex running through your head! You're gonna burn!" - The Doctor Rose: "I can see everything. All that is. All that was. All that ever could be." "Rose Tyler. I was gonna take you to so many places. Barcelona! Not the city Barcelona, the planet Barcelona. You'd love it, fantastic place! They've got dogs with no noses! Imagine how many times a day you end up telling that joke and it's still funny!" - The Doctor "I might never make sense again! I might have two heads, or no head. Imagine me with no head! And don't say that's an improvement. But it's a bit dodgy, this process. You never know what you're gonna end up with." - The Doctor "See, Time Lords have this little trick, it's sort of a way of cheating death. Except... it means I'm gonna change. And you're not gonna see me again. Not like this. Not with this daft old face." - The Doctor "Rose, before I go, I just wanna tell you: you were fantastic, absolutely fantastic. And you know what? So was I." - The Doctor Romana II: Sounds like drilling. What do you think it was? The Doctor: Underworld dentist? I'm a very dangerous fellow when I don't know what I'm doing. I suppose the best way to find out where you come from is to find out where you're going, and then work backwards. Don't cross your bridges before they're hatched. First things first, but not necessarily in that order. if I knew everything that was going to happen, where would the fun be? The Doctor: What can't be cured must be endured. Adric: That's the silliest thing I ever heard. The Doctor: Oh don't listen to me. I never do There's always something to look at if you open your eyes! Sir George: You speak treason! The Doctor: Fluently! Peri: Doctor, why do you wear a stick of celery in your lapel? The Doctor: Does it offend you? Peri: No, just curious. The Doctor: Safety precaution. I'm allergic to certain gases in the praxis range of the spectrum. Peri: Well, how does the celery help? The Doctor: If the gas is present, the celery turns purple. Peri: And then what do you do?" The Doctor: I eat the celery. If nothing else, I'm sure it's good for my teeth. Planets come and go. Stars perish. Matter disperses, coalesces, forms into other patterns, other worlds. Nothing can be eternal. Love has never been noted for its rationality. Think about me when you're living your life one day after another, all in a neat pattern. Think about the homeless traveller in his old police box, his days like crazy paving. Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way. On the plainly Northern Doctor Christopher Eccleston. American TV Guide: Although Rose doesn't know what this "cockney" dude has to do with the sudden rash of killer mannequins. Through the millennia, the Time Lords of Gallifrey led a life of ordered calm, protected against all threats from lesser civilisations by their great power. But this was to change. Suddenly, and terribly, the Time Lords faced the most dangerous crisis in their long history... The Doctor: I wonder... Leela: What? The Doctor: Hush! I'm wondering. I never carry weapons. If people see you mean them no harm, they never hurt you. Nine times out of ten... Leela: So; explain to me how this, "TARDIS" is larger on the inside than the out? The Doctor: Hmmm? Alright, I'll show you. It's because insides and outsides are not in the same dimension. The Doctor holds up two black cubes of differing sizes Which box is larger? Leela: That one. The Doctor: Alright... The Doctor places the larger cube on the command console, and walks over next to Leela and holds up the smaller one Now, which is larger? Leela: That one! The Doctor: But it looks smaller. Leela: Well, that's because it's further away! The Doctor: Exactly! If you could keep that exactly that distance away, and have it here, the large one would fit inside the small one. Leela: That's silly. The Doctor: That's trans-dimensional engineering; a key Time Lord discovery! No, 'eureka' is Greek for 'this bath is too hot.' Awww! Would you like a jelly baby? No, I don't suppose you would. Alas. Poor skull. Romana: Newton? Who's newton? The Doctor: Old Isaac. Friend of mine on Earth. Discovered gravity. Well, I say he discovered gravity, I had to give him a bit of a prod. Romana: What did you do? The Doctor: Climbed up a tree. Romana: And? The Doctor: Dropped an apple on his head. Romana: Ah, and so he discovered gravity? The Doctor: No, no. He told me to clear off out of his tree. I explained it to him afterwards at dinner. Count, far be it from me to query this woman's competency as a doctor, but where I come from, you don't cut off a patient's head if you wish to cure their ankle! I've stopped the universe. Still, they'll never notice. Just imagine, somewhere someone's just slipped on a banana skin and he'll be wondering forever when he's going to hit the ground. Drax: Blimey, it's a dog. Who's a little tin dog then? K-9: Your silliness is noted. The Black Guardian: I shall destroy you for this! I shall disperse every particle of your being to the furthest reaches of eternity! You really believe in a man who has helped to save the world twice, with the power to change his physical appearance? An alien who travels though time and space in a police box? So, free will is not an illusion after all. Obviously the Time Lords have programmed the TARDIS always to return to Earth. It seems that I'm some sort of galactic yo-yo! I reversed the polarity of the neutron flow. So you're my replacements! A dandy and a clown! Courage isn't just a matter of not being afraid. It's being afraid and doing what you have to do anyway. A straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting. You may be a doctor. But I'm the Doctor. The definite article, you might say. There's no point being grown-up if you can't be childish sometimes. Failed? No, not really. You see, I know that although the Daleks will create havoc and destruction for millions of years, I know also that out of their evil must come something good. I'm a Time Lord...I'm not a human being; I walk in eternity... Something's interfering with time, Mr. Scarman. And time is my business Scorby: Okay, start talking. NOT THAT BUTTON, THE OTHER ONE! The Doctor: A place called Gallifrey. Fear makes companions of all of us You can't rewrite history. Not one line! I made some cocoa and got engaged Obey motorised dustbins?! There's something new in you, yet something older than the sky. There are some corners of the universe which have bred the most terrible things. Things that act against everything we believe in. They must be fought. I have to really want to, to bring them back in front of my eyes. The rest of the time they... sleep in my mind and I forget. Keep it confused, feed it with useless information--I wonder if I have a television set handy? It seems to be your forte, Doctor; confusing people. The Resurrection Casket: "Drel McCavity" (pronounced:Drill My Cavity) "Who he then? Local Dentist?" Jason Lake: "Great swathes of my life have been stolen away." Jackson Lake: "It makes noise."taps screwdriver against wood "That makes it sonic." Tethered Aerial Release Developed in Style! The Doctor: "I suppose, in the end, they break my heart." People have traveled with me and I've lost them... lost them all... never again. Christina: "You look human." Death, death is coming. But you be careful because your song is ending, sir. It is returning, it is returning through the dark. And then, Doctor... Oh but then, he will knock four times. D.I. McMillan: I'm charging you too! Aiding and abetting! Christina: You're called The Doctor? |
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