Hey guys! If you're reading this, you're probably either wondering about me simply because you read a fic of mine and you liked it, or you're wondering where the hell I am! I know it sucks to read a story that the author seems to have given up and I can't apologize enough for disappearing as often as I do, but I can't change who I am, and who I am is crazy busy. If you're looking for a good story, head over to Tangle11, my baby bro, who is writing an awesome HP fic that I am betaing.

Favorite Quotes/Sayings

It's you and me versus the world. We attack at dawn.

You say I'm not cool. Cool means cold. If I'm not cold, then I'm hot. I know I'm hot but thanks anyway!

I called your boyfriend gay. He hit me with his purse.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!

Strangers stab you in the front; friends stab you in the back; boyfriends stab you in the heart. But best friends stab each other with straws.

Santa: What do you want for Christmas little girl? Little Girl: I want a new best friend! Santa: What about your old best friend? Little Girl: I heard they have recycling on Fridays?

Person One: Voldemort has an office? I figured he'd have more of a cave like room for him self.
Person Two: I thought he worked out of the dungeons.
Person Three: Your both mental. I imagine more of a safari theme myself.

Time is a great teacher. Unfortunately, it kills all it's pupils.

When I die, I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like Grandma. Not screaming like the guy in the passengers seat.

Even if you choose the lesser of two evils, you're STILL choosing evil!

Man 1: Who are you and how did you get here? Man 2: I'm a locksmith and . . . I'm a locksmith. . . .

Don't mess with me. I've got a stick

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends!

I used to have super powers too, but then my therapist took them away.

Therapist= The/rapist! Scary thought!

Very funny Scotty, now beam down ma clothes!

When life gives you lemons, just throw them back! Because really, who likes lemons?

Your weirdness? Yeah it's creeping out my imaginary friend.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

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REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
Dad (was your hero)
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

29 reasons why Ladies are the best

1.We got off the Titanic first
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite gender without having to picture them naked
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark