Heeey fellow writers/reviewers
Okay, that sounded terrible, I'll start agani.

Heeeey!

My name used to be JenniferDylanCox
but I changed it to x-Fanpire-x because I am a fan of the vampires :P
Scratch that, I'm a fan of TWILIGHT!

My real name is Bella
I am fifteen
I am English but I'll attempt American-style writing.

Jacob - Stupid Mongrel
Team Edward!!
I'm not a fan of Werewolves but...
I absoloutely LOVE Seth!
He can imprint on me any time ;)
I'm Betting On Alice
I have OCD (Obsessive Cullen Disorder)

I am obsessed with a lot of things. The main thing is - in case you haven't guessed - TWILIGHT!
And I am also obsessed with Scrubs (Mainly Cox family and the Janitor), Doctor Who (10/Rose all the way!) and Friends (Chandler/Monica!!)
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Everyone at school thinks that I am a complete weird-o. That's fine by me. Who want's to be a boring old sheep? I love to wear different hats - haha, yes, I have hat hair. You are the first person to ever think that. So amusing. :P - and I have between-waist-and-shoulder length brown hair. It's a really dark brown and I have a strand of pink in my hair which is because I was really bored one day and my cousin is a hairdresser. XD.

My life ambition is to write a book or travel the world. Or maybe write a travel book. Harhar. I have no idea what I want to do with my life, I'm just trying to live everyday to the full and enjoy it. The main places I want to go in the world are Japan, Egypt and Australia. I deffinetely want to go to Washington. AND FORKS! I AM DEFFINETELY GOING TO FORKS! I'd love to move there. I would love to write either an adventure or fantasy book as I find them more entartaining.

I think I'm going to try to aim to become something to do with movies or tv shows. Like a script writer or a producer or something cool like that. I can be a bit bossy at times so I would be a perfect director. Harhar (Sorry, I do that a lot). Though of course I would love to be as famous as JK Rowling. Being a proffesional writer would be awesome as I could do what I loved most for a living!

Some boring facts: My parents are geting divorced. My dad is moving to Boston. I live with my mum, older brother (Bradley) and younger brother (Alfie) in London - well, on the outskirts. I'm not the most popular girl at school and that's okay by me, I have three amazing friends (Samantha/Sammy, Heidi and Dylan). My two favourite lessons are English and Drama. I am not the biggest fan of sport but I enjoy football and badminton.

~Sometimes you just have to say 'what The Fudge'~ - John 'JD' Dorian

~Esme and Carlisle were talking a few yards away, heads close together, fingers linked, not paying attention~ - Eclipse (P428)

~But your heart grows cold, the north wind blows and carrys down the distant... Rose?~ Doctor Who

~'Then I'm Going To Introduce Her To My Monkey'

'And his NOT speaking metaphorically'~ Ross Geller and Chandler Bing

My four favourite things in the whole world.
Twilight. Friends. Scrubs. Doctor Who.

A am huge fans of the following couples:

~Twilight:
Edward/Bella (Shocker)
Jasper/Alice (Cute!)
Emmett/Rosalie (Love him)
Esme/Carlisle (Adore them!)
Jacob/Nessie (Occasionally)

~Friends:
Monica/Chandler
Ross/Rachel
Phoebe/Mike
Phoebe/Joey
Joey/Alex

~Scrubs:
Jordan/DrCox
JD/Elliot
Turk/Carla
JenniferDylan/Sam
Izzy/Jack

~Doctor Who:
Ten/Rose
Donna/Jack
Gwen/Jack
Martha/Mickey
Jack/Doctor/Rose - Friendship

I despise the following pairings:

~Twilight:
BELLA/JACOB (NO!)
Edward/Jacob
Alice/Emmett
Rosalie/Jasper
Rosalie/Jacob
Jacob/Leah

~Friends:
Monica/Joey
Chandler/Rachel
Phoebe/Chandler
Joey/Rachel

~Scrubs:
JD/Cox
Elliot/Turk
Carla/JD

~DoctorWho:
TEN/MARTHA
TEN/REINETTE
TEN/RIVERSONG
TEN/MATRONJOAN
Ten/Donna
Rose/Martha
Rose/Jack
Rose/Mickey

For you Carlisle/Esme fans out there (Like me) and you haven't seen it yet, then you HAVE TO to do this.
Go onto Youtube and search Carlisle And Esme Deleted Scene
IT IS SO CUTE! I thought it was adorable and should've been in the movie
But NOOOOOO they had to cut it out.
Boo (N)
Tell me what you think of it in a PM please

I am a MASSIVEMASSIVEMASSIVE fan of Carlisle/Esme. It really, really annoys me that people only see them as the Parents.
They are so much more than that! Just because they are the physically oldest and are in charge. So what?
They are PHYSICALLY 23 and 26, why aren't they allowed a romantic life?
Why do they always have to be the parents?
If you like Doctor Who, then what's so different from the Doctor being romantically involved with someone? His even older than Carlisle and Carlisle looks younger!

JEEZ

Okay, that's my little rant over. For now. Muhaha.

Sorry, it's hard for me to keep my craziness in tact.

If you are forever a Twilight fan, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are Team Edward and will always be Team Edward, copy and paste this into your profile.

Jealous? - Complete. Minami Tomoeda has rights to translate into Spanish!

True Love - READ BELOW

What If? - READ BELOW

The Other Side - READ BELOW

ALL STORIES ARE ON A TEMPORY FREEZE. DON'T ASK. SERIOUSLY, DON'T ASK.
I WILL UPDATE BUT IT'LL TAKE ME A WHILE AND THEN I HAVE TO ACTUALLY WRITE THE CHAPTER.
THINGS HAVE BEEN CRAZY AT HOME AND I NEED TO SORT
SOME REALLY IMPORTANT THINGS OUT WITH MY LIFE
AND NO, NOT TO DO WITH BOYS, TO DO WITH MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS
OH AND THEN STUPID SCHOOL

SO SO SO SO SORRY!!