Fanfiction Self

Starzilla aka Starz

Personality: Eccentric, creative

Physical Appearance: 5'0" 16-year-old with a pink star tattoo over her left eye, wears hot pink polo with star insigna, white tank top, blue jeans, and pink flip-flops

Friends: MCF (Mystery Case Files) gang

Significant Other: Riku (Kingdom Hearts)

Voiced by Demi Lovato (Camp Rock, Sonny with a Chance, kudos to Xemnas1992 and some others for the VA bits in OC bios)

Favorite Movies (Partial List)

Army of Darkness

Evil Dead 2

Inspector Gadget (1999 Disney film

Van Helsing

The Avengers

Rise of the Guardians

The LEGO Movie

Strange Magic

Guardians of the Galaxy

Mean Girls

Star Trek (2009 version)/Star Trek Into Darkness

Flushed Away

Ferngully: The Last Rainforest

Beauty and the Beast

Favorite Actors

Hugh Jackman

Eddie Izzard

Bruce Campbell

Benedict Cumberbatch

Mads Mikkelsen

Richard Roxburgh

Tom Hiddleston

Sean Connery

Favorite TV Shows

Hannibal

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Gilmore Girls

Godzilla: The Series

Man vs. Food

Daria

Boy Meets World

Supernanny

Nanny 911

Wife Swap

Earthworm Jim

Wizards of Waverly Place

Full House

Sailor Moon

The New Woody Woodpecker Show

whatever interests me, like on E! (NO KARDASHIANS!!), VH1, or on the Food Network

Favorite Couples

Hannibal LecterxWill Graham (Hannibal)

Ash WilliamsxElsa (Evil Dead/Frozen)

Van HelsingxAnna (Van Helsing)

DraculaxLoki (Van Helsing/The Avengers)

LokixDarcy (Thor)

ThorxJane (Thor)

Tony StarkxPepper Potts (Iron Man)

RoddyxRita (Flushed Away)

PitchxHuman!Queen Chrysalis (Rise of the Guardians/My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)

RapunzelxFlynn (Tangled)

Earthworm JimxPrincess What's-her-Name (Earthworm Jim)

KatexLeopold (Kate & Leopold)

JekyllxMina (LXG)

OmarxAngel (Rock and Rule)

SoraxKairi (Kingdom Hearts)

RoxasxNamine (Kingdom Hearts II)

JackxSally (Nightmare Before Christmas)

PoxTigress (Kung Fu Panda)

XenaxGabrielle (Xena: Warrior Princess)

CodyxLani (Surf's Up)

SeymourxAudrey (Little Shop of Horrors)

Favorite Villains (partial list)

Dr. Hannibal Lecter (Hannibal)

Sanford Scolex/Dr. Claw (Inspector Gadget, 1999 Disney film)

Count Vladislaus Dracula (Van Helsing)

Loki (Thor/The Avengers 2012)

Khan (Star Trek Into Darkness)

Pitch (Rise of the Guardians)

Characters I Identify with and Why

Twilight Sparkle-I'm pretty bookish, awkward with people, and I fret over small things sometimes (remember Lesson Zero?)

Fluttershy-Like her name, I'm shy around people, and I speak too softly when I'm talking to somebody.

Van Helsing--I have pretty much the same hair as him, and he's not considered "normal" by society because of all that monster-hunting (even though I've never hunted in my life).

Dracula--I kinda have his face, I'm a little pale, and I can scream like him when I'm angry (lol).

Roddy--Like Van Helsing, I have his hair and eye color.

Tulio--He's the practical one and so am I.

Miguel--I'm sensitive. 'Nuff said.

Amy (Sailor Mercury)--She's smart and pretty shy around others except her friends.

Wolverine--He's short like me (we're only a few inches apart according to the comics) and we have difficulties getting along with others.

Fran (The Nanny)--I have her voice, merged with Ozzy Osbourne so to speak.

Favorite Singers/Music Groups

Gwen Stefani (both No Doubt and solo)

Hugh Jackman (I heard him sing at the 2009 Oscars and I have one of his songs from The Boy from Oz on my iPod)

Spice Girls (silly, I know, but I loved them since I was 6)

Fall Out Boy

Weezer

Favorite Songs

"Funhouse" (Clean Edit) P!nk

"Tragic Kingdom" No Doubt

"Next to Me" Emeli Sande

"I See a Kingdom" Queen of Trash (The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland)

"This Day Aria" Princess Cadance and Queen Chrysalis (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)

"This Day Aria Reprise" Queen Chrysalis (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, short but awesome!)

"Smooth Criminal" Michael Jackson (RIP)

"Who is It" Michael Jackson (RIP again)

"Money, Money, Money" ABBA

"Let It Rock" Kevin Rudolf and Lil' Wayne

"Tell Me Baby" Red Hot Chili Peppers

"This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race" Fall Out Boy

"My Songs Know What you Did in the Dark (Light 'em Up)" Fall Out Boy

"I2I" Powerline (A Goofy Movie)

"Stand Out" Powerline (A Goofy Movie)

"On the Open Road" Goofy, Max, and a bunch of random people (A Goofy Movie)

"Buddy Holly" Weezer

"Pork and Beans" Weezer

"Lollipop" MIKA

"Doctor Looney's Remedy" Parachute Express

"Feed Me (Git It)" Audrey II (Little Shop of Horrors)

"Sominex/Suppertime II" Audrey and Audrey II (Little Shop of Horrors)

"Mean Green Mother from Outer Space" Audrey II (Little Shop of Horrors)

"No One Mourns the Wicked" Glinda and Company (Wicked)

"Popular" Glinda (Wicked)

"Defying Gravity" Elphaba and Glinda (Wicked)

"Gangsta's Paradise" Coolio

"This is Halloween" from Nightmare Before Christmas (basically any remix)

"Reach for the Light" Steve Winwood (end title song from Balto)

"Go the Distance" from Hercules (the Michael Bolton version)

"Friend Like Me" from Aladdin

Half of all the Spice Girls songs

Half of Gwen Stefani's songs

Favorite Books

White Oleander by Janet Finch

She's Come Undone by Wally Lamb

The Fault in Our Stars by John Green

anything by Meg Cabot

Ella Enchanted by Gail Carson Levine (the movie SUCKS!)

1001 Books for Every Mood by Hallie Ephron Ph.D

Wreck this Journal by Keri Smith

Secret Life of Bees by Sue Monk Kidd

Goosebumps series by R.L. Stine (it's been years since I read one, but I still have a soft spot for them)

Frankenstein by Mary Shelley (thanks, Van Helsing!)

Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants series by Ann Brashares

Vampire Kisses series by Ellen Schreiber

Van Helsing movie novel

League of Extraordinary Gentlemen movie novel

Favorite Hobbies

Writing fanfiction

Playing video games

Reading (either paper books or my Kindle)

Drawing, mostly chibis of my favorite movie characters

Painting

Favorite Quotes

"This drink, I like it. ANOTHER!" Thor (Thor)

"ENOUGH! You are, all of you, beneath me! I am a god, you dull creature! I will not be bullied-"
The Hulk grabs Loki and ragdolls him
"Puny god." Loki, then the Hulk (The Avengers)

"Hello! Cinderella! Your prince is here!!" Stitch (Stitch's Great Escape from Disney World)

"Aah! Gremlin!" Alex (Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa)

"That's unconstitutional!" Donald Duck (Donald's Snow Fight)

"Hello, Roddy."
"Who might you be, little chap?"
"They call me Shocky."
"Why do they call you that? Shocky shocks Roddy OWW!" Shocky to Roddy (Flushed Away)

"To find a rat, you got to think like a rat." Whitey (Flushed Away)

"Bingo!"
"Scrabble!" Spike and Whitey (Flushed Away)

"And...gently down." Roddy (Flushed Away)

"Logan, our country needs you."
"I'm Canadian." Agent What's-his-face to Logan (X-Men Origins: Wolverine)

"Why'd you call him Blob?"
"I didn't call him Blob, I said BUB!" to Logan (X-Men Origins: Wolverine)

"Hey, who's the pig?"
"Are you talking to me?"
"Uh oh, you called him a pig!"
"Are you talking to me?"
"Shouldn't have done that..."
"ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?!"
"Now they're in for it."
"They call me MISTER PIG!!" Banzai, then Timon and Pumbaa (The Lion King)

"Who's the monkey?!" Timon (The Lion King)

"OF COURSE!" General M. Bison (Street Fighter: The Movie)

"Ding-dong! You're wrong!" Oscar the Grouch (Christmas Eve on Sesame Street)

"Did you miss science class or something? When you throw a brick at a window, you expect it to stick?!" Tim Taylor (Home Improvement)

"Why do you talk like Mickey Mouse?" Michelle to Steve Urkel (Full House)

"But I like the cookie..." Hammy (Over the Hedge)

"Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end!" Patrick (Spongebob Squarepants)

"Hehe...you're funny!" Elliot (Open Season)

"Human tails? Humans don't have tails. They have big, big bottoms that they wear with bad shorts. They walk around going, 'Hi, Helen!'" Batty (Ferngully)

"Why is yogurt night so DIFFICULT?!" Ken (Bee Movie)

"Pardon me. Will one of you step into the lobby and get me a candy bar?" Woody Woodpecker (Who's Cookin' Who?)

"Gabriel...oh, Gabriel..." Dracula (Van Helsing)

"I can tell the character of a man by the sound of his heartbeat. Usually, when I approach, I can almost dance to the beat. Strange that yours is so steady..." Dracula (Van Helsing)

"Allow me to reintroduce myself...I am Count Vladislaus Dragulia. Born 1422. Murdered 1462." Dracula (Van Helsing)

"I bet that's upsetting." Van Helsing (Van Helsing)

"And you're a deranged psychopath." Van Helsing to Mr. Hyde (Van Helsing)

"Actually, I'm just a friar, so I can curse all I want...dangit (only he didn't say that)!" Carl (Van Helsing)

"Could you stop squirming?"
"If you had bought me the proper sized corset, I wouldn't have to squirm!"
"There. A vision of loveliness. "
"I told the cardinal when he got your cable, I am not a field man!"
"There isn't much danger of you being mistaken as any kind of man, Carl!" Van Helsing to Carl (Van Helsing: The London Assignment)

"Van Helsing, listen, I'm truly sorry for calling you an arrogant, reckless pompinjay."
"You never called me an arrogant, reckless pompinjay."
"Well, not to your face." Carl to Van Helsing (Van Helsing: The London Assignment)

"A dumbwaiter shaft? How are supposed to use it without someone up there to pull the rope? Fly?" Carl (Van Helsing: The London Assignment)

"I killed it! Oh! Everything I touch gets ruined!" Charlie Brown (A Charlie Brown Christmas)

"Bad Chaka!" Dr. Rick Marshall (Land of the Lost 2009)

"SHEEP!!" Evan (Evan Almighty)

"We will wait til they're deep in their sleep." half a minute later... "How long is this going to TAKE?!" King Julien (Madagascar)

"Row for the ship! ROW FOR THE SHI--" BAM! Captain Hook (Peter Pan)

"Are you our mother, Wendy?"
"Why no, Michael. Surely you haven't forgotten about our real mother!"
"Did she have silky ears and wears a fur coat?"
"No, Michael. That was Nana!" Michael to Wendy (Peter Pan)

"Gee, Pop, you forgot to say halt!" Haiti Jr. (The Jungle Book)

"Okay, chaps, it appears that it has become necessary to to put these dogs through obedience school. Kill!" Cat R. Waul (An American Tail: Fievel Goes West)

"Terrible! Terrible! Absolutely, positively apalling! I must have a voice to match the occulence of this sal--" Fievel stabs him in the butt "--OON!!" Cat R. Waul (An American Tail: Fievel Goes West)

"Morons." Cat R. Waul (An American Tail: Fievel Goes West)

"Freeze, you miserable vermin!" Cat R. Waul (An American Tail: Fievel Goes West)

"Dancing buffalo bones? Nah." Tiger (An American Tail: Fievel Goes West)

"No tea! NO TEA!" Cogsworth (Beauty and the Beast)

"Lefou, I'm afraid I've been thinking."
"A dangerous pastime?"
"I know!" Gaston and Lefou (Beauty and the Beast)

"Hog...Hug? HOG HUG?! HOGARTH HUGHES!!" Kent Mansley (The Iron Giant)

"Inconceivable!" Vizzini (The Princess Bride)

"Chowder, Life Lesson #1: Never tell a woman she's fat." Mung (Chowder)

"We're picking out paint colors tonight so it's going to be hours of 'yes,' 'no," "yes,' 'no,' 'yes,' 'no,' until my world-famous perseverence wears him down and he winds up in a ball on the floor crying like a girl. Wanna come watch?" Lorelai Gilmore (Gilmore Girls)

"You're going to LOVE ME!" Fluttershy (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)

"HEY! Somebody let us in! We're here for the official business of Mother Nature!" Sunburn (Happily Ever After)

"I'm warning you! When I lose my temper, I really get carried away!" Sunburn (Happily Ever After)

"Everybody's got a fear of something."
"Not everybody."
"Sock puppets!"
"WHERE?! AHH!" Marge to Homer (The Simpsons)

"Hey, why am I the poop checker?"
"Because taking the baby home was your idea, because you're small and insignificant, and because I'll pummel you if you don't."
"Why else?"
"NOW SID!" Sid to Manny (Ice Age)

"Don't move a muscle."
"AHHHHH!" Manny and Molehog (Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs)

"Are you ready for adventure?"
"Yes, sir!"
"For danger?"
"Yes, sir!"
"For death?"
"Uhh, can you repeat the question?" Buck to Crash and Eddie (Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs)

"I thought you were a female!" Sid (Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs)

"If you try to put a bow on me, you're going to lose a finger." Juarez (G-Force)

"That's not a wish! That's an insult!" Kazaam (Kazaam)

"Oatmeal!"
"Oatmeal?!" Stocking-Hat kid and other kids (Frosty the Snowman)

"Alright! Cuba!" Miguel (The Road to El Dorado)

"El Dorado is native for...great...big...ROCK!!" Tulio (The Road to El Dorado)

"HOLY SHIP!!" Tulio (The Road to El Dorado)

"You drank sea water, didn't you?" Tulio (The Road to El Dorado)

"You mincing, fencing twit!"
"You fight like my sister!"
"I've fought your sister. That's a compliment." Tulio to Miguel (The Road to El Dorado)

"If I believed in fate, I wouldn't be playing with loaded dice!" Tulio (The Road to El Dorado)

Favorite Disney/Dreamworks Characters

Kuzco (Emperor's New Groove)

Lumiere (Beauty and the Beast)

Cogsworth (Beauty and the Beast)

Lefou (Beauty and the Beast)

Goofy (Disney, A Goofy Movie)

Sebastian (The Little Mermaid)

Nigel the Koala (The Wild, I know it's not technically a Disney movie since they only distributed it, but he's awesome!)

Mr. Smee (Peter Pan)

The Crocodile (Peter Pan he brings the wuss out of Captain Hook, ha!)

Iago (Aladdin)

Bagheera (The Jungle Book)

Gurgi (The Black Cauldron)

Alice (Alice in Wonderland)

The Cheshire Cat (Alice in Wonderland)

Rapunzel (Tangled)

Flynn Rider (Tangled)

Pascal (Tangled)

Maximus (Tangled)

Timon (The Lion King)

Pumbaa (The Lion King)

Russell (Up)

E. Aster Bunnymund (Rise of the Guardians)

Tulio (The Road to El Dorado)

Miguel (The Road to El Dorado)

Roddy (Flushed Away)

Whitey (Flushed Away)

Po (Kung Fu Panda)

Donkey (Shrek)

Gingy (Shrek)

King Julien (Madagascar)

Mort (Madagascar)

This space was formerly full of copy/paste junk, but I got rid of them because it's too long and what's even the point? (2018)

OCs

Keller An 8-foot-tall alien who was born blind on a planet where every form of disability is forbidden. His parents gave him up for adoption in order to save his life, and he gets taken in by a kindly family who shaped him into the gentle giant that he is. Because of his big size, he tends to get a little hungry every now and then...Physical appearance: An 8 feet tall mix between a human and a kangaroo (similar to the Na'vi), light purple skin with tattoo-like markings, milky-blue blind eyes, multiple piercings on his ears, a red bow with jingle bells tied at the end of his skinny tail, and a dark purple tongue that can stretch to a foot, and wears a white tank top and khaki pants. Voiced by Hugh Jackman (Roddy from Flushed Away, E. Aster Bunnymund from Rise of the Guardians, and Jean Valjean from Les Miserables 2012)

Brody Starzilla's eigtheen-year-old brother. Despite being a little more level-headed than his sister, he gets a little freaked out by some things. Physical appearance: lanky, brownish-black hair, hazel eyes, a light green star tattoo over his left eye (the mark of the Starian), and wears a red t-shirt, khaki shorts, and tan/cream sandals. Voiced by David Henrie (Justin from Wizards of Waverly Place, thanks to you, Skullgal94!)

Phobos Starzilla and Brody's widowed dad. While he is a doting father and is loved by his kids, he is pretty much a coward most of the time, especially since his wife was killed by Heartless. Hey, his name means "fear" in Greek (ha). His constant companion is the wisecracking Batty from Ferngully. Physical appearance: tall and muscular, blonde hair put up in a faux-hawk, blue eyes, a goldenrod star over his left eye, and wears yellow hoodie, blue jeans, and black tennis shoes. Voiced by Jerry O'Connell (Charlie from Kangaroo Jack)

Psyche (Psy) She is a young woman who is the Chosen One...for the wrong reasons. After Hades attacked her town when she was a child, he gave her a marking that signifies that he wants her soul for some nefarious purpose. Despite her sometimes bitter personality, she wants to do what she believes is right and does show a caring side at times. Physical appearance: 17, curly dark hair with wispy bangs, a dark purple tattoo-like marking going across her back and her chest, and (before her adventure) wears a bright blue dress, a purple belt, and pink shoes. Voiced by Janet Varney (The Legend of Korra)

Liam Aloysius Grey II Psy's uncle. He takes Psy under his wing after she loses her parents to a devastating plague that occurred after the Hades incident. Under his guidance, she learned about the Keyblade War that ended the significance of the weapon (now mass-produced), as well as how to fight with one. He has a slightly arrogant streak about him, but he cares about his niece dearly since she's the only family he has. But there's more to him than meets the eye... Physical appearance: 40-ish, blonde, one brown eye and one green eye (due to heterochromia), and wears a light brown overcoat over a navy waistcoat, white shirt, brown pants, and boots. Voiced by Eddie Izzard (Nigel from The Wild)

Clarisse LeBeau (Flushed Away) Roddy's 16-year-old American cousin from South Carolina. She's a sweet but not-so-graceful southern belle who's coming to live with Roddy and Rita just in time for their wedding. Clarisse is the daughter of a male Louisiana rat (that's the reason why her last name's LeBeau) and a female S.C. rat, and she has inherited their passion for cooking. She is also really dumb some of the time. Physical appearance: short for her age (like me), blonde, and wears a pink hoodie w/white polka dots, denim skirt with pink bottom, hot pink leggings, and turquoise shoes. Voiced by Alyson Stoner (Isabella from Phineas and Ferb)

Vanessa (Flushed Away) Like Ash Li Wu's Duchess, she's a girl from Roddy's past with a bad attitude. Except she will be Ratropolis' new villain. She's the Toad's new fiancee (he calls her "Vanessa-Poo"), which explains the former's sudden change in attitude towards rodents. Prone to violent fits and obsessed with black in a non-goth manner, she's despised by just about everybody...except for her "Sweetie" and Le Frog, who will become her cousin-in-law. Hey, if Kermit and Miss Piggy can pull off the mammal-amphibian romance, then why not the Toad and Vanessa? Physical appearance: very pretty, sleek black hair, wears black dresses, and sapphire eyes. Voiced by Amy Poehler (SNL, Bessie Higginbottom from The Mighty B!)

Bane (Van Helsing) No, it's not the Batman villain. He's a pygmy werewolf whom Van Helsing saves from a vicious regular werewolf. Now the little guy's the monster hunter's new ally. BTW pygmy werewolves are a much gentler race of werewolves whose bite doesn't turn their victims into werewolves (amen to that). They are more like puppies than monsters. Bane enjoys hitching a ride in Van Helsing's duster pocket, and he is always willing to defend his owner and his friends. Physical appearance: small, cute, grey puppy; looks just like a Siberian husky puppy.

Lycans (Van Helsing)

Dyson--Fun-loving, he meets the team by chance, along with his mate Samantha. Physical appearance: human: messy dark brown hair, hazel eyes, well-built, and wears a white shirt and blue pants; werewolf: dark brown fur and well-built.

Samantha--Practical, she is Dyson's mate and fellow Lycan. Physical appearance: human: slender, green eyes, waist-length light brown hair, and wears a flowing dress the color of cornflower; werewolf: light brown fur and slender.

Mary Kay (X-Men) A little-known fact to the fans: Logan AKA Wolverine has a daughter. She is headstrong and is not the least bit ashamed the fact she is a spittin' image of him. Physical appearance: short for her age like her dad, has adamantium claws like dad, has brown hair like dad except it's long with hot pink streaks--you get the idea. Voiced by Jessie Flower (Toph from Avatar: The Last Airbender)