Hello I am BellaMarie94!

I don't really know what to say so I guess all I'll have on here are copy and pastes.

Copy and Pastes

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Yes, I very sadly fell for this...

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

-If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

-If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

-If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

-Weird is good, strange is bad and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this to your profile.

-95 percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the 5 percent that aren't, copy this to your profile.

-If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you can't draw anime boys worth crap, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever asked a really obvious, stupid question, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you hear voices in your head, they talk to you, and you understand, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

-If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

-If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

now for semoehtnig itnresitng...

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Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that, copy and paste it into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, Misfit Band Geek, Inuyashagrl101,purpleface14, DX-Dynamite, Jeffismyhero1217, BellaMarie94...

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Flower of the Desert, Blue Tiger-chan, BleedingSaro, dragongirl92, Shadow Angel 101, DX-Dynamite

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off at the others.!

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile (i argue with the tv every time i see it!!)

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and throw those lemons back in the face of the person who gave them to you until you get the oranges you originally asked for!