Hi! I'm brand new to this site and I hope to improve as a writer by posting my stories here.

Name: D?? L??
Age: A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells.
Likes: Music, reading, writing, my friends,. and sometimes my family.
Dislikes: Just about everything else.
Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that put me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I might be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I don't want the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to see the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-abuse survivor who has no supprt system because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soo as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Homophobia is wrong. Please post this if you agree. Don't be afraid to tell people.

You are a Flaming Uke!
One of the easiest uke to recognize by sight. Your flamboyantly gay behavior makes it easy for seme to prey upon you, and that is exactly what you want, and you usually have a few tricks up your sleeve as well. You most often have colored hair, designer clothes, and eyes that are constantly roaming, searching for the perfect partner. You are best paired with the Chibi Seme, who will rise to your challenge with their mischievous nature.

Most compatible with: Chibi Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Opportunist Seme

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _"
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

Post this in your profile if you believe Homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

We've got an educational system that's in the shitter, we've got a war going on, there's on thing after another, and what did our President think was important? Queers. That's what's important! That somehow, if we could stop the gays from getting married, everything else would turn out just fine! Everything would change - there'd be solar energy! The Sunni's and the Shiite's would lay down their arms: "He stopped the Queers! I love you too."

I believe that the reason that it's difficult for the gay community to be integrated into this society at large, the way they should be, is because there are no champions for them in Congress or in the White House. And that is the way that every group of people has basically been integrated into society. That's the way it works.

Instead, you have people like Rick Santorum, a senator from Pennsylvania, who says things that he should think and...shut his fucking mouth. You can go ahead and think it, that's fine, but you don't say aloud that homosexuality is a threat to the American family. Because that's prejudice. That's complete and utter prejudice and ignorance, on a level that is staggering at this point in time. It's very similar to the prejudice that the Jews faced when it was thought that during the first night of Passover that we would go into the Christian community and kidnap the firstborn of Christian families and kill it! And that, for those of you who don't realize, is bullshit! We would've kidnapped the child and made him work for us, and that's a big difference.

Homosexuality is a threat to the American family, are you kidding me? How? No one ever explains it. How? It's like there's a Jehovah's Witnesses of Gaydom! "Hi, we're here and we're Queer, we're here and we're Queer!" "I brought swatches, I brought swatches!"

But maybe I'm wrong! Maybe there are a group of Gay Banditos! Who get into a van everyday and wander from village to dell. And as night begins to fall, they go back into a suburban neighborhood, to that cul de sac, where only one house stands. And in the window, a young American family is just sitting down for their first meal. And these Queers...these Queers...don their black cloaks and hoods and matching pumps - very tasteful - and they charcoal up their faces and they sneak up to that house and open the door and start: FUCKING EACH OTHER IN THE ASS!!

And another American family is destroyed!

You stand before the mirror
The reflection shows your face
You cannot wonder how you got here, how you came to be in this place
Touch the bruised, marred lips, you see
That it wasn't all that it should be
Softly touch the mirrors face
See the picture of your lovely disgrace
Run your hands over the bruises
See what isn't there
The scars are nothing
Without the tears running for you to bear
Close your eyes, you count to ten
Hope to see what's not again
Open eyes, and now you see
What wasn't there can set you free
Close your eyes they're there again
Scream, and cry
The mirror still shows you what you can't see
Touch the mirror; trace the smile
See the reflection of your defile
Touch the mirror and see your sin
The mirror shatters again.

Quotes:

Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
--Frieda Norris

When someone tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.
--Anonymous

Once I had a handle on life; then it broke
--Anonymous

If we share a cell in federal prison, I'm not giving you a drawer.
--Weiss to Vaughn, Alias

So he's a humanitarian bomber.
--Weiss, Alias

Normal is just a setting on your dryer.
--Patsy Clairmont

'Don't laugh in the face of death. It won't appreciate my sense of humor.'
--Between Dreams and Reality (Fanfiction); Roy Mustang

Words can't hurt you unless the person saying them writes them on an anvil and drops it on your head.
--Unknown

I have no preference. I hate everyone equally.
--Avatar

"Your halo's falling down."
--Fanfic (Forgotten the Name; Sorry!) Uzumaki Naruto to Hyuuga Neji

“Do not anger dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.”
--Pyromaniac by FastForward (Fanfiction); Hatake Kakashi

Three things cannot be hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth.
--Buddha

I am more afraid of an army of 100 sheep led by a lion than of 100 lions led by a sheep.
--Talleyrand

Always plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
--Richard C.Cushing

He was so narrow-minded that he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.
--Unknown

People are very open-minded about new things - as long as they are exactly like the old ones.
--Charles F. Kettering

"Luck is my middle name," said Rincewind, indisctincly. "Mind you, my first name is Bad."
--Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times

Whoever said sunshine brings happiness never danced in the pouring rain.
--Unknown

Books are always better than real, live boyfriends any day of the week. They don't talk back and they're always there for you. You can have as many of them as you want and they won't complain.
--Unknown

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
--Mel Brooks

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
--Oscar Wilde

You may have created my past, and screwed up my present, but you have no control over my future."
--David Klass

"The best advice I can give you is to ignore advice. Life is too short to be distracted by the opinions of others."
--Unknown

"If you can’t beat them, join them. If you can’t join them, bribe them. If you can’t bribe them, blackmail them."
--Unknown

The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his.
--George S. Patton

An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.
--Mark Twain

You are unique just like everybody else
--Sign

"I'm gonna be over here, brooding, silently."
--Ryan, The O.C.

Well, not all of us can come and go by bubble.
--Elphaba to Glinda (Wicked, the Musical)

They're just shoes - let it go!
--Glinda to Elphaba (Wicked, the Musical)

Are people born wicked? Or do they have wickedness thrust upon them?
--Glinda

Let the little girl go, and that poor little dog...Dodo.
--Glinda to Elphaba

I wanted something to remember her by, and all that is left were those shoes, and now that wretched little farm girl has walked off with them!
--Elphaba to Glinda

Elphaba: So you lied to them?
Wizard: Only verbally. But, Elphaba, where I'm from people believe all sorts of lies. We call it history.
--Elphaba and the Wizard

(Students stare at Elphaba.)
Elphaba: What?! Oh, do I have something in my teeth? Is my underskirt showing? (Sets down suitcase and marches over to group of students) Alright, let's get this over with. No, I'm not seasick, yes, I've always been green, no I didn't chew grass as a child...
--Elphaba

Well, what could he have gotten me? I clash with everything.
--Elphaba, about Nessarose's gift of shoes

God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.
--Anon (but so true XD)

A friend will console you when you're rejected by that person you like, but a REAL friend would march right up to them and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
--Anon

Well behaved women rarely make history.
--Unknown

"Me? I'm dishonest, and with a dishonest man, you can always trust him to be dishonest. Honestly, its the honest ones you have to watch out for because you never know when he's going to turn around and do something incredibly stupid."
--Jack Sparrow

If you're against gay marriage, don't marry someone of the same sex.
--Wanda Sykes

The scarred man smirked before looking at the occupants in the bed, “Hello, law abiding citizens,” his gaze shifted to the three Uchihas, “Marginally law abiding citizens,” and then his eyes fell on Kisame, “… citizen.”
--The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene

"I think that's how Chicago got started. Bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west.'"
--Richard Jeni

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.

--Albert Einstein

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
-- Paul Beatty

I always wait for the Times each morning. I look at the obituary column and if I’m not in it, I go to work.
A. E. Matthews (quoted in Filmgoer's Book of Quotes, 1973)

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
-- Sam Levenson

The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M.

--Charles Pierce

Does "anal-retentive" have a hyphen? ~Alison Bechdel, 1990 Dykes to Watch Out For calendar (Thanks, Chelsea)

The human story does not always unfold like a mathematical calculation on the principle that two and two make four. Sometimes in life they make five or minus three; and sometimes the blackboard topples down in the middle of the sum and leaves the class in disorder and the pedagogue with a black eye. ~Winston ChurchillThe Wisdom of Winston Churchill, p59, speech, London, 7 May 1946--

The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form. ~Stanley J. Randall

They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds. ~Wilt Chamberlain

Always live up to your standards - by lowering them, if necessary. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center. ~Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Player Piano

Unless I accept my faults I will most certainly doubt my virtues. ~Hugh Prather

Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. ~Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

cling to my imperfection, as the very essence of my being. ~Anatole France (Jacques Anatole François Thibault), The Garden of Epicurus, 1894

Congratulations! You're not perfect! It's ridiculous to want to be perfect anyway. But then, everybody's ridiculous sometimes, except perfect people. You know what perfect is? Perfect is not eating or drinking or talking or moving a muscle or making even the teensiest mistake. Perfect is never doing anything wrong - which means never doing anything at all. Perfect is boring! So you're not perfect! Wonderful! Have fun! Eat things that give you bad breath! Trip over your own shoelaces! Laugh! Let somebody else laugh at you! Perfect people never do any of those things. All they do is sit around and sip weak tea and think about how perfect they are. But they're really not one-hundred-percent perfect anyway. You should see them when they get the hiccups! Phooey! Who needs 'em? You can drink pickle juice and imitate gorillas and do silly dances and sing stupid songs and wear funny hats and be as imperfect as you please and still be a good person. Good people are hard to find nowadays. And they're a lot more fun than perfect people any day of the week. ~Stephen Manes, Be a Perfect Person in Just Three Days!

He that will have a perfect brother must resign himself to remain brotherless. ~Italian Proverb

You see, when weaving a blanket, an Indian woman leaves a flaw in the weaving of that blanket to let the soul out. ~Martha Graham

When nobody around you seems to measure up, it's time to check your yardstick. ~Bill Lemley

Living up to ideals is like doing everyday work with your Sunday clothes on. ~Ed Howe

Try as hard as we may for perfection, the net result of our labors is an amazing variety of imperfectness. We are surprised at our own versatility in being able to fail in so many different ways. ~Samuel McChord Crothers