OK, so, in my poll, the choice OTHER won and I promised that I would write a story based on the results. So, I am going to make up something that happened.

Name(s): Bela and Halle (Two people)

Both female

Favorite stories: Bela: 1-Twilight 2-Warriors Cats 3-No Place Like Home

Halle: 1-Twilight saga 2-Warriors Cats 3-The Land of Elyon series

Favorite characters: Bela: 1 Twilight- Edward and Bella 2 Warriors- Firepaw and Graypaw 3 No Place Like Home- Celia and Jack

Halle: 1 Twilight- Edward and Jasper 2 Warriors- Brambleclaw and Jaypaw 3 The Land of Elyon- Alexa and Marco

Favorite couples: Bela- Twilight: EdwardxBella and AlicexJasper Warrior Cats: LeafpoolxCrowfeather and SquirrelflightxBrambleclaw No Place Like Home: CeliaxJeff and WillxAudry

Halle- Twilight: AlicexJasper and EdwardxBella Warrior cats: HollypawxBreezepaw and BrambleclawxSquirrelflight The Land of Elyon: MarcoxAlexa and YipesxMatilda

Favorite movies: Bela- Twilight and Undercover Blues

Halle- Twilight and New Moon (JK) Eragon (For real this time)

Ideas for storys we're going to write

1. My Two Suns- (set after Twilight, in Alice's POV) Summary: One day Alice noticed that something seemed to be different about her. Not only that everyone around her started acting wierd too, especially Jasper who always seemed to want to stay away from her nowadays. As Alice goes through days and nights grieving pain of her wierd changes she learns devastating secrets of her past life.(Notice its suns with an u, not sons with an i.)

2. The legandary McDonalds pokemon- What happens when Hannah Montana marries Dumbledore? When the power Rangers ask for directions to McDonalds? When the Baudelairs go to Hogwarts, and Sunny is really Lord Voldamort? If you want to find out read this(very weird right?).

Personality's: Bela-

Halle- Basically, I'm a bookworm. I'm also an ignoror for the obvious, I just found out that twinkle, twinkle little star and the alfabet songhad the same tune last Friday when somebody told me! I'm so gansta, cause I carry squirt guns!

Hobbies: Bela-

Halle- I like to read, write, and play with my cousin, Bela.

Some weird pairings that I like for a certain reason-

My cousin probable only like plausible pairings maybe I'm just weird (that's most likely it) Halle: I kinda like HollyleafxHawkfrost (read my story The Changed Hawk.) I am kinda partial to FirestarxCinderpelt (It never happened and, Firestar was her mentor for sometime so I think its kinda weird)

This is kinda random but, for people who read at least New moon, does anybody else think Quil Ateara is weird? (by Halle, my cousin is at the beginning of New Moon, currently.)

Copy pastys!

If you ever wished you could put your own story in your favorites page copy and paste this into your profile.

If you watched the movie, Twilight and you absolutly lovedthe song they put when the Cullens played baseball(It is called SuperMassive Black Hole), copy and paste this into your profile.

IF YOU LIKE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE. DON'T FORGET TO ADD YOUR NAME! KaidaThorn, Gingerstar14, Pink Kitty Cat, Snowfeather, Spottedheart, Maplepelt,Moonfeather,Crooked-smile-lover

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.)You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.)You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.)The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, Littlewhisker... Snowfeather,Hollyleaf,Moonfeather,Crooked-smile-lover

I f your doing a lot of copying and you've noticed that your name is nothing like everybody elses, copy and paste this into your profile, dont forget your name!Crooked-smile-lover

If you think HollyxBreeze is the most awesome pairing, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name! Hollyleaf,Moonfeather,crooked-smile-lover

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of ever line(HAH! Copy this into your profile if you find this funny)

If you would (but you're not allowed to), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new WARRIORS books, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name: KaidaThorn, Squirrelflightlover, Unsharpened,Crooked-smile-lover

(V)
(O.o)
--u-u--
Copy the bunny to your presentation to help him achieve world domination,
and come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)

If you read the profiles of people that reveiw your story then reveiw their storys, copy and paste this into your profile and put your name. Crooked-smile-lover

If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, .T-Roxie-I Waterleaf, Spottedpool,Crooked-smile-lover

LJS is Love Jasper Syndrome

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Jasper" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile (by the way, if anybodys wondering, its me Halle (me!) who obssesses over Jasper. Oh! look, I wrote his name!)

If Jasper Hale said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the earth would be dead. Put this on your profile if you'd be the one percent still alive because you'd be saying you were just "uncomfortable", and you were a VAMPIRE!

If you look around and say: "Where?" because someone said Jasper, copy and paste this to your profile (sorry, I just LOVE him!)

If you are absolutely in love with Stephanie Meyers Fictional Character Jasper, Copy and Paste this into your Profile.(Like I said above)

My goal in life is to have everyone I have ever come into contact with fall in love with Twilight series, and, more importantly, JASPER! (Its funny, I got these all from one person, JasperWhitlockHalelovey)

If you can read this message, you are blessed beacause over two million people in the world cannot read at all:

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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wohle.

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was ipomorantt! Tahts so cool

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes funny if you leave it out for too long. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you always call Jasper Jazzy even though he would kill you (in my mind when I think of "Jasper" and "kill" in the same sentance, I think of him turning me into a vampire so we can be together forever) copy and paste this into your profile and put your name, Crooked-smile-lover

If you are so obssessed with Jazzy it's not even funny (even if you laugh) copy and paste this into your profile, don't forget your name, Crooked-smile-lover

If you love the males in Twilight (Whoo! Go Jazzy!) copy and paste this into your profile, don't forget to put your name, Crooked-smile-lover

YOUR REAL NAME:Halle

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Halizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):Greencat

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Eve Crossfire

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):golhaltz

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): blue dr.pepper

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): alvoaae

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name):Jane

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): blackmax

.YOUR REAL NAME: Bela
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Belizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):bluefrog

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):Jude 21

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):chabeers

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): greencoke

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): )eajhfje

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name):Elizabeth

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): blackcliffy

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Jasper, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball.

You Might Be In Love With Edward Cullen If:

(I have done ALL of these because I came up with this. Go Edward!)

You pray every night for Edward Cullen to show up in your life.

You walk into doors because you were thinking about Edward Cullen (Dad teases me about this all the time)

You go into uncontrollable fits of laughter whenever you think about him.

You get butterflies in your stomach because you are just so incredibly crazy about him.

You talk about him so much that your friends get mad at you.

You made the Twilight Lexicon picture your background on your computer so you can look at Edward whenever you want (Isn't Edward just beautiful?)

When you do look at that picture, you find yourself out of breath or giggling uncontrollably. (Happened very recently. Like 5 minutes ago...)

Your dad thinks you are absolutely nuts for loving a vampire.

You explain to everyone that Edward is a good vampire and you want to be just like him.

You have the picture of Edward on your cell phone and you show it to everybody.

When you show it to your mother and she says,"Oh my Gosh, he has a face!"(I swear that has happened to me)

You have 'I love Edward Anthony Masen Cullen' on your cell phone banner.

You doodle I love Edward on your binders and don't really realize you did it.

You have dreamt about Edward at least one time in your life. (I had this dream recently after seeing the movie stills from Twilight the movie. I was standing in front of Forks High School when Jacob came up to me and hugged me. Then, after I was done talking to him, I saw Edward next to his Volvo. I went over to him and he kissed me, but then I woke up. I LOVED IT!)

You get mad when someone says that they don't like Edward and like Jacob instead.(Has happened and I pretty much stopped talking to that person)

You get upset whenever you watch Harry Potter because you think Edward will get mad at you. (Harry who?) (Now I owe my dad a dollar whenever I say Harry Potter. Crap! I mean HP)

You flipped out when you passed a road called Twilight Lane and begged your parents to turn to see if Edward was there. (There really is a road called Twilight Lane. I almost died!)

You are looking at all of these and laughing and nodding or saying,"Yep, that's me."

You went to Reese Jewlers to get yourself a topaz ring. (The topaz is in the shape of a heart! I wear it everyday and think about Edward every time I look at it! I just got myself a topaz necklace to match.)

You got your grandfather to promise to take you to Forks, Washington on your birthday. (I am going there this March! Yay!)

You get mad when people say they haven't read the book. (Pretty much everyone in the whole ninth grade at my school has no idea what Twilight is! Curse them!)

You constantly have mini anxiety attacks. You think about Edward and you begin to get anxious to find out what happens in the next book. (I had a really bad one the other day. I was practically hyperventillating. Yep, for those who haven't figured out yet, I overreact...A LOT.)

If you have done any of these, copy and paste it to your profile.

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. ( I love this one! )

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

I don't really believe this but it's weird:This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Jasper from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

I HAVE OCD- OBSESSIVE CULLEN DISORDER

IF YOU DO TOO, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

I have OOJWSIAGTDIIDMHS. That means obssesses over Jasper Whitlock seriously I am going to die if I don't marry him soon dissorder If you have that copy and paste this into your profile, don't forget your name! Crooked-smile-lover

If you've ever copied and pasted one of these to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

How to know you're totaly obssessed with Twilight

1) You have read both Twilight and New Moon at least 3 times.

2) You own both above mentioned books.

3) You know that they're totally going to screw up Twilight the Movie, and
you want to see it anyway.

4) You have read everything on every page of Stephanie Meyers web site.

5) You have reread a lot of these pages.

6) You read fanfiction about Twilight.

7) You write fanfiction about Twilight.

8) At one point or another, you have had a screenname/username that says
something about Twilight or its characters.

9) You constantly count the days until Eclipse comes out.

10) For a long while after you read Twilight/New Moon, you acted as a
missionary for the books, asking everyone you talked to if the had read
them.

11) If said people have not read Twilight, you insist that they read it,
because it is, and I quote, "the best book ever".

12) If anyone says something that goes against the statement that Twilight
is the best book on the planet, you immediately start to argue with them.

13) You stand firm by your belief that anyone who says that Twilight is just a crappy, unrealistic love story(and yes, believe it or not, I do know someone who has said this!) should be taken to the edge of a cliff and pushed off.

14) For months after you read it, Twilight was your favorite subject to talk
about.

15) When you found out you would have to wait until August of 2007 for
Eclipse to come out, you almost cried.(AN: this one kinda depends on when
you read the first two books, I guess!)

16) You argue with your friends over which member of the Cullen family you
like best.

17) You began reading fanfiction as a desperate attempt to read something
about Twilight, when you had already finished the books.

18) No matter how many times you read Twilight or Twilight-related stories,
you never get tired of it.

19) As you read this list, you are smiling and nodding at almost every thing
you read.

20) Even though you know it's impossible, you often wish that you were a
vampire.

21) Vampires are officially your favorite mythical creature ever.

22) Your personal motto is, vampires are cool, not scary.

24) When you hear that someone read Twilight and didn't like it or thought
it was stupid, you just shake your head and sigh.

26). You literally haunt Stephenie Meyer's website waiting for new information

27). You're driving your parents mad with your crazy countdowns

28). You're keeping track of all the "Eclipse Quotes of the Day" and trying to figure out what they all mean

29). Your home page is Stephenie Meyer's website

30). Your desktop has something to do with the Twilight Series

31). Your screen saver reads "Eclipse: August 7, 2007"

32). You have both the original New Moon book and the New Moon Special Edition

33). You put your Eclipse poster in plain view so that everyone can see it

34). You can't believe that most people haven't read the books

35). You know all the characters so well that you feel as if you could write your own stories about them

36). You spend most of your day making up "What if...?" questions about all the different plot lines

37). You've actually read the play "Romeo & Juliet" just so you could find out how Jacob would die

38). You know you're addicted, but you don't care

39). You can't help saying, "I can't wait for August 7th!" while everyone who isn't "in the know" stares at you like you're psyco

40). You're more excited about the release of Eclipse than anything to do with Harry Potter

41). When you found out that Breaking Dawn wasn't coming out until 2008, you have a mental breakdown

42). When you found out about Midnight Sun you had yet another mental breakdown

43). You noticed there is no number 25

Ifyou've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you thought that the Eragon Movie really sucked beacause it was hardly like the book, copy this into your profile.

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele

AV is Addicted to Vampires

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.

WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome (just in case your wondering, i have a lot of diseases related to Twilight.)

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If everything you see reminds you of Twilight, copy this onto your profile.

Why America has some issues...

1. Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers,l arge fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America are there people who leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America are there people who use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America are there people who buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America are there people who use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America are there people who have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

Ways to make sure you're insane

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.

As often as possible, skip rather than walk
.

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

Sing along at the opera.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
.

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!!"

Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you have OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder) and OCD (Obsessive Cullen Disorder) at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Jacob Black should die...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how georgous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are on Team Edward, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that the Twilight books are the best books known to woman and man, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe (or wish) that the Twilight characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!

If you are so obsessed with Twilight it is NOT even funny anymore, C&P

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, C&P

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfiction, copy this into your pro

If people think you are mentally insane...copy this into your profile

If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your pro

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate realationship with your computer, C&P

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P!

We're best friends. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a brdge, I laugh harder and call out before you die, "WAIT, CAN I HAVE YOUR iPOD?!.

It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

If you are called 'weird' at least five times a day, post this into your profile.

Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and you LOSE that it's weird. If you DISAGREE completely with this statement and find it happening on a regular basis, copy ans paste this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a mirror, C&P

If you have ever run into a tree, C&P

If you ever tripped where there was a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste

Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up. (me: there's no way anyone can argue with that...)

Friends will always be like "well, you deserve better", but best friends will prank call him whispering "seven days..."

A friend helps you when you fall; a best friend says "Walk much, smart one?"

A friend gives you their umbrella when it rains; a best friend takes your's and says "RUN, INSERT NAME HERE, RUN!"

Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

If at first you try and don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

Those who cannot remember the past are going to spend a lot of time in mall parking lots looking for their cars

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile(yes well ...umm...i forgot.)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

If you seriously want to be a vampire copy this into your profile.

I have the kind of friends that if my house waz burning down, they'd be there making S'mores and hitting on hot firemen

Sometimes I wonder, 'Why iz that frisbee getting bigger?'... then it hits me

Friends ask why you're crying...Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

I've built a wall, not to block people out but to see who loves me enough to climb over it

"The woman came from the man's ribs. Not his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected and near the heart to be loved." If you agree that men and women should have equal rights in EVERYTHING, put this on your profile.

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think your gangster for carrying squirt guns. Copy and paste and add somewhere in your profile " I'm so gangster cause I carry squirt guns!

this is soo Alice and Jasper... but i find it adorable...

Alice was swinging happily, while Jasper was adoring her beautiful aura. Jasper pushed his hands in his pockets, and said, "Alice! Give it back!"

Alice stopped swinging, and looked at Jasper questioningly. "What?"

Jasper pretended to be aggravated. "You heard me, give it back! You stole it!" Alice looked taken aback.

"Jazzy, what are you talking about? I didn't steal anything," she said.

"But you did, you stole my heart," he said shyly, kicking the rocks near his feet. Alice giggled, and ran to him.

"But I don't wanna give it back," she giggled again, and kissed Jasper on his lips. She ran away, skipped, more likely, leaving Jasper standing there, shocked.

If you've ever fallen down the stairs and laughed because it's something Bella would do, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I f you wish you could have a big brother like Emmett Cullen, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you read New Moon and Eclipse and wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you actually like to read, just for fun, copy and past this on your profile.

If you are counting the days until Breaking Dawn comes out copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with one or all of the Cullens, but you don't really care because even though admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly, you don't wanna heal. Then post this on your profile.

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window

A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty,

He said...no.

She asked him if he would want to be with her forever...and he said no.

She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again

he replied with a no.

She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her

face the boy grabbed her arm and said...

You're not pretty you're beautiful.

I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever.

And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die..

If you ever want to be a cat copy and paste this into your profile

If you wish to have a house full of cats copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Firestar is the awesomest warrior character copy and paste this into your profile

If you like Firestar's warrior name better than his leader name copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Spottedleaf didn't deserve to die copy and paste this into your profile

If you wish to be Firestar or Graystripe copy and paste this into your profile

If you wish to be Spottedleaf or Sandstorm copy and paste this into your profile

If you wish to be Squirrelflight or Leafpool copy and paste this into your profile

If you wish to be Brambleclaw or Crowfeather copy and paste this into your profile

If you think warriors is the best books of all copy and paste this into your profile

If you wish the warriors books are true copy and paste this into your profile

If you wish you were born a cat and not a human copy and paste this into your profile

If your some one who is always in love with Jasper and says his name every other word copy and paste this into your profile ( I Jasper like Jasper Jasper Jasper)

If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are Team Edward, copy and paste this in your profile.

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but since Carlisle is cute, no more fruit!

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Bella is out of her mind for saying no to Edward's proposal in New Moon and you want to hit her hard upside the head with a blunt axe, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.

If you have ever become so obsessed with something that it is NOT even funny anymore and people think you’re insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think the Coca-coca Puff Turky-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile.

If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.

If there are times where you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it copy this to your profile.

If you like Subway, copy this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile

If you've read Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse over four times, copy this onto your profile

If you have read past 2 in the morning, copy this onto your profile

If you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you call everyone in the phone book that has the last name Cullen. Crazy is when you honestly believe Edward exists. Crazy is when everything in the whole wide world reminds you of Twilight. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you'll only listen to songs that are Twilight related, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've reread Twilight over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you love Aliceand Emmett Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Forget scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you

Why is Greenland icy, and Iceland green?

Wheres theres a will, I want to be in it.

When I was a kid we had a quicksand box. I was an only child- eventually.

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to do something stupid.

Before you attempt to beat the odds, be sure you could survive the odds beating you.

Ive stopped listening, why havent you stopped talking?

Im terrified of dying in a plane crash. Id hate the thought that peanuts would be my last meal.

How come you never see the news story Psychic Wins Lottery?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

Its only funny until someone gets hurt. Then its HILARIOUS!

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.

It matters not whether you win or lose- what matters is whether I win or lose.

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.

I got a lot of ideas. The problem is that most of them suck.

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, Where the heck is the ceiling?

Dont worry, they cant hit us from this fa... -last words of a Civil war general

ERROR: Keyboard not found! Press any key to continue.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.

According to a recent survey, 3/4 of people makes up 75 of the population.

If they give you ruled paper, write the other way.

We're not lost. We're locationally challenged.

If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Twilight is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

96 percent of people don't know that 40 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. If you're one of the 4 that does, copy and paste this into your profile. ; )

If you know that getting good grades has nothing to do with being smart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

Bella: "It's...a cow."
Edward: "No, Bella. It's a dinosaur. Of course it's a cow!"
Bella: "You...want me to eat it?"
Edward: "No. I want you to throw a stick at it and see if it brings it back."
Bella: "Feeling a little sarcastic today?"
Edward: "Just a bit."

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of any of the Cullen men, copy this into your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

If EDWARD CULLEN said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the earth would be dead. Put this on your profile if you'd be the one percent still alive because you'd be saying you were just "uncomfortable", and you were a VAMPIRE!!

If you wish Carlisle was on Grey's Anatomy, Copy & Paste

If you have a friend that thinks Twilight is stupid, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you hate the fact that Jasper Hale isn't your boyfriend (Because he's mine) copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you know someone that is named Edward, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I’ve developed a weird habit of biting people.

I keep trying to kidnap Jasper, but Alice is always at his window with a bat. How does she kn…ohhh, right!

All I want is a gorgeous, immortal, cold, former ary guy that sparkles in the sunlight and bites me…is that too much to ask for?

Blondes may have more fun, but Edward prefers Brunettes! Yay, I'm a brunette!!

I have been diagnosed with OCD: Obsessive Cullen Disorder.

You haven’t read Twilight? Go shoot yourself in the foot!

Like you don’t gasp every time you see a silver Volvo.

Screw being a princess, I want to be a vampire!

Every time a guy ignores me, I know it’s just because he’s a vampire in love with me, and he is too polite to drink my blood.

Ya, cause I'm just cool like that.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have music in your soul, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've been copying and pasting random things into your profile you know what to

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though ALOT of pencils)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

--I am a proud part of the "Chasing Jacob Black Out of Town with Pitchforks Club." (personally I think it should be "Chasing Jacob Black Out of Town with Pitchforks Flamethrowers and Grendades Club." but thats just me...)

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, put this in your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile..

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much smart one?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "LETS DO THAT AGAIN! I CALL SHOTGUN THIS TIME!"