UPDATE 10/11/10: You just lost the game (Candace, I know you're cursing a me for that now :D). So the school years been going on, and i've been pretty busy with reassessments, tests and grades but rest assured! I have written drafts for the owner's guides :D. In the meantime, I'm also making felt crafts in my spare time so i'll be killing myself with work XD. I prefer blue, black and white rose petals over grave bouquets -decends to the grave with cool death note music-

Augh. I've been away for a while. I'm sorry XP. but now i know of a lot more things i can make stories out of so there's a bonus!

I am Doggy, Leader of all cookies who defy me (L.O.A.C.W.D.M) but you can call me Doggy :D (do not think of this as a pervy name. It's after Nana Komatsu).

Full Name (However, not my birthname, some of you creepy people ;3): Doggy Savic Baslem

I also respond to: Doggy- chan, Naji- tan, Weirdo in the corner, Pillow hugger, Eccentric Queen, Your worst nightmare, Your cookies over lord, THE ULTIMATE (NO ONE UNDERSTANDS THIS UNKNOWN SPECIES THINGY THAT LIKES TO DRAW MANGA, WRITE STORIES AND POKE RANDOM PEOPLE) DOGGY!, The Nitemare, The Burier, and Pierce!

Personal Quotes

"TAKE A PEANUT BUTTER CUPP!" -Me

"You sir/madam are a butt monkey"- Me again

"No sir/madam, you say that about me but you confuse butt monkeyness with awesomeness"- Still me

"Darkness is something you'll want to try"- My friend Jolly (Jonosan)

"MOMMY!! MOMMY!"- Makemebad35 on youtube. This guy is the best XD

(when watching 2 girls 1 cup; a personal re statement of makemebad35 below in bold)

"ARGH! THAT GOES IN THE TOILET! NOT YOUR MOUTH! NOT YOUR MOUTH!"

"ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!"

"OH, OH! IS THAT POOPY AND VOMIT?! EW EW EW! MOMMY! MOMMY!!"

"BLAAAARGH! BLARRRR!"

"A rose isn't a good sign of love if it dies"- Maggie

"AGH! THAT IS NOT IN THE SCRIPT"- The ASOS Brigade episode 00

"I've always loved that kind of poison"- Me and Maggie

"Zexion's my hoe, Ulquiorra is my hoe, Sai is my hoe, Limdo/Uruki is my hoe...oh and Santa Claus, yeah he's my hoe too :D"- Me

"Loving is an impossible thing when you're dead on the inside like me"- I was labeled this by me former taxi driver, Sane (Maleeka)

"Japan is..Here! America is...here...OUH! SO FAR AWAAAAY!"- Yet another ASOS Brigade ep 00

"We will sell ourself to the americans!"- Another ASOS Brigade

"It's already been decided!"- ASOS Brigade

"what do you mean L loves socks?! Lies! You spread lies!" -Me

"Stop speaking your lies to me! You dishonor the walls ears!"- Me when Sane said Tiaras sound like Tuna

"You all know me." "No we don't" "And you all know what I ddo for a living." 'We're still not clear of who you are" -I forgot...-_-

"whenever i say I have something in my closet, they're my hoes. When I say They're in chains, they are my slaves. SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS ORANGUTAN?!" -One of Jolly's actions in his online book series "Interesting Moments Bwomm Nom Nom"

Copy and Paste this if you didn't choose your friends, you just own them (i'm kidding on this one)

Copy and Paste this if you ever had an MLIA moment and didn't realize it until the enxt day

Copy and paste this if you think you're secretly a ninja

Copy and paste this if you scream "stick" every time someone says oops

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Copy and paste this is you're afraid of all impending attacks from teletubbies

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Copy and paste this if you have ever done the 18 things to do in an elevator and they worked.

Copy and paste this if you did the 18 things to do in wal mart and was given a pat on the back by the manager

Copy and Paste this if you frequently ponder the truth about bacon.

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Copy and Paste this if you lost the game.

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Copy and Paste this if you just don't know anymore.

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Copy and Paste this if you DO DO DO CAN'T WAIT TO GET A MOUTHFUL!

Copy and Paste this if you ever choked "Smoking on Smarties"

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