Hi there. I'm ladia2287, but you can just call me ladia if you want. I'm a bit rusty on the fanfiction front, so please go easy on me lol

List twelve of your favourite characters, in no particular order.

1: Hermione

2: Dobby

3: Severus

4: Voldemort

5: Barty Crouch Jnr

6: Kreacher

7: Lily (Evans)

8: Remus

9: Lucius

10: Regulus

11: Rabastan

12: Merope

1-Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Uh, no. That’d be kinda weird…

2-Do you think Four is hot? How Hot?

Definitely not my type. I prefer men who don’t have an obsession with trying to rule the entire world. Besides, he doesn’t even have a nose!

3-What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

I would be very afraid if that occurred…

4-Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Are you kidding? There are millions of them! (Mostly seeming to be about Lucius/Hermione. Yuck!)

5-Would Two and Six make a good couple?

I think they’d make an adorable couple, even if slash isn’t your kind of thing.

6-Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Erm, neither. Too creepy…

7-What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Poor Lily… most likely she would have been permanently traumatised and committed to St Mungo’s Permanent Residents Ward.

8-Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Umm… They had nothing in common. Nothing, apart from the fact that they were both in Voldemort’s ranks, and both were trying their utmost to bring him down.

9-Is there any such thing as One/Eight Fluff?

Oh yes. I have seen a great deal of it in my time

10-Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

This is the best I could come up with… Misunderstood and Underestimated

11-Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?

I’m pretty sure most of them do, actually

12-Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Not that I’m aware of…

13-Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

I highly doubt it…

14-If your wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

The Howling, by Within Temptation. I think that would be rather appropriate.

15-If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Be afraid. Be very afraid…

16-When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

I don’t think I ever have, actually, unless you count the original?

17-“1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 4. 1, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with three.”

“Hermione and Lily are in a happy relationship until Lucius runs off with Voldemort. Hermione, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Rabastan and a brief unhappy affair with Merope, then follows the wise advice of Barty Jnr and finds true love with Severus.”

What title would you give this fic?

Is this a Parallel Universe?

18-How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

I’d say Remus deserves Lily far more than James did. Sorry, but it’s true!