A collection of humorous stories covering: the use of lotion, violent Holly, hormone-addled Artemis, swear toads, fairy cuisine, public singing, memes, sexy dancing, sports cars, innuendo, female "purity," rockstar anatomy, babysitting, gods, and romance.

The adventures of Matt Cruse and Kate de Vries- they really never end.

Set after Eldest. He tried to forget her, but found that he couldn't. - As Eragon struggles with his feelings and tries to understand Arya, he starts learning more about himself; all the while fighting to save Alagaësia. And there's still one last egg…

There was one thing that was tying me to this world..ONE THING..one string that kept me sane and living..the bad thing was that i could never be with him,I Arya,a 49 year old elven princess had fallen in love with Eragon,a 16 year old human dragon rider!

Kronos shares his most secret thoughts about all the shippings. All shippings imaginable. Not hating on any of the characters or shippings!

Life in the Between Book Break Room has never been easy. Upon receiving a copy of Breaking Dawn, the Twilight characters are less than happy. Revamped as of 8.26.09.

AxH There are many things that can bring two people together. Sometimes all it takes is a problem.

AxH The infamous Artemis Fowl and the legendary Captain Holly Short: since he'd begun working at the LEP he'd always thought there was something unusual about them, but it was only when he got to see it with his own eyes that the pieces fell into place.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

In which Percy joins the Goode High School swim team, Annabeth continues to not make things easy for him, and underwater kissing is involved. Again. Post-TLO, Percy/Annabeth fluff.

Ever wondered how Percy might have learned how to flirt in between BoTL and TLO? Well, this is the story of when Paul taught Percy a thing or two about how to flirt with girls.

It's Holly's 87th, or 90th, birthday. However, she isn't really looking forward to celebrate her day of birth. Foaly brought here a present that could change her mind. Her birthday starts a new chain of events. Now a series!

Lily Evans's seventh year. Head girl. And sure, Potter as head boy was a drawback, but she could get over that. She had everything going for her--until someone ripped it all away. JL Angst--WARNING: Rape. COMPLETE.

Artemis Fowl can do anything once he sets his mind on it. He can even ask Holly a very important question. Too bad he doesn’t know it’s one question he should never ask. COMPLETE

Artemis tries to explain to Holly how the Opals are possible. Holly accidentally lets something slip and chaos ensues. Rated for a kiss. Oneshot A/H R&R please

Very short one-shot. Humour/humour. Post TTP. Artemis invites Holly to the manor for a game of chess and soon finds it hard to concentrate. Needless to say, his elf-kissing days are far from over...

Fic of the film, not the book. Prop and Riccio have a discussion about who Hornet might fancy. Set after the moment in the film when Hornet has just been saved by Ida and Bo is with his aunt. Slight Hornet/Prosper.

Lily Evans has been distracted lately…and it’s all because of James Potter and his stupid, unbuttoned shirt. Hardly any fluff, but plenty of shirtless James for everybody. Seventh year fic.