Hello. I am Fidelity Darkling and i bring you tidings from my tiny town in Thiland! Tidings! (i don't actually live in Thailand, but that's all i could think of that fit there)

OK so im getting behind in both my novels cuz im researching fanfiction for star trek and lion king AND I'm at camp right now so I won't be updating for a while

Now onto my profile!

I am of the Female gender. I have four dogs (minus three), three horses (minus one), two goldfish... crap one just died... er, two goldfish (minus one), and a partridge in a pear tree. Ok , so i don't have a partridge, nor a pear tree... but one can dream, can't one?? My occupation is that of a student. I WONT TELL WHAT KIND!!

Anyway my favorite genre to write in is Fantasy and Sci-Fi. It's the only thing that i can do to get away from the rest of this strange world that we live in and go to an even stranger one... haha. It is also the Genre that I like to read the most in. Mu favorite books are Maximum Ride, Inheritance Cycle, a Great and Terrible Beauty trilogy, the Seventh Tower, the Books of Ember, Harry Potter, the Uglies Series, Lord of the Rings, Peter and the Starcatchers, and if Hellboy were a book, i would buy, read, and finish it in a heartbeat. and that's only a taste of the books that I like, for the sake of you, the reader, i have spared ye a horrible fate of reading the ramblings of a teenager's favorite books.

Moving on!

The thing that I love the most in life is a really good movie. I love movies so much, in fact, that i want to become a filmmaker of some sort, possibly a director, maybe a producer, perhaps an editor, the list goes on. I just know that I'm destined to do movie making. I have made eight short movies already and this interest of mine is what partly drives me to want to work at the broadcasting station, heck, I'd even be an unpaid intern, if they wanted.

well i guess that basically sums everything up...

Now i gotta go flush a dead fish down a toilet,

-Fidel D

RANDOM POEM TIME!! (in iambic pentameter) (go compositions and shakespeare and opossums, which is pronounced possum, not oh-possum)

To thee said, "I shall call thee opossum!"

O opossum, O opossum, O opossum mine!

Wherefore art thou, Opossum of my own heart!?

Like a baby, thou hast laid on thine back

And bequeathed to me a sleeping angel.

Thought I, "Such a wonder is the opossum!

Such a thing thou hast been for all of thy life!

And what a strange name hast been given thee!"

O opossum! I shall call thee my opossum!

Thanks to all my fans from out of the US!! (and in the US, since you guys ARE the majority) but seirously, thank you for taking the time to read my stories, ive seen people from INDIA reading my stories! Even AFRICA! Anyway, hope my stories were worth your time and im going to update soon! :)

FISHY!!

If you have ever fallen out of a chair backwards (wheeled or otherwise, even when you didn't have a broken leg) copy and past this to your profile

If you think that goldfish die for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're on team Jacob, copy and paste this to your profile

If you want a different ending to The Sweet Far thing, copy and paste this to your profile. (IT WAS SO SAD!!)

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I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

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If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

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