In a word: ridiculous. In a few more: recycled jokes about hair gel, canon relationships or lack thereof, and muffins. And lo, how the mighty have fallen...

"He smells like cigarettes and tastes like wine, and she realizes that's all she really wants." Ariadne/Arthur, A/A. Inception one-shot. Rated T for adult situations.

Of course, Yagami Light was stuck with the most irritating and annoying english teacher possible... will he make it out with his sanity intact?

People say a drawing holds a certain sort of life. So what kind of life do Chihiro's drawings hold?

What happens when you take one excited Naruto, one stoic Sasuke, and throw them on a school trip to Italy? A pinch of trouble, a heap of laughs, and one unanswered confession on a lonesome Venice bridge. Pack your bags, it's going to be a crazy ride!

Little Prince Naruto, nicknamed the Fox Prince, is soon to be wed. There are many suitors, but he wants none of them. He only wants the one, only, Sasuke Uchiha. AU

Money,power,looks,smarts,sex. He doesn't give a damn about any of them. So then what is it about Sasuke that he does like? And Why does he stay? Short but sweet one-shot, no lemon read inside note please!

Ikuto visits Amu while she's painting her nails. Short and sweet! Amuto.

Naruto was tired of seeing girls fawn over his roommate Uchiha Sasuke. So after Naruto makes a bet with Shikamaru, Kiba suggests he hooks him up using the college’s new ‘Soul Mate’ test. Naruto can’t wait! It seems so simple, until...2/3 shot! R and R!

Confessions - "You love him, though." Matt concluded. - Movie inspired. Matt/Mello. Shonen-ai, fluff and if you squint a little bit of angst.

Even though it’s all over, even though their world and all the others have been saved twice over, enemy after enemy defeated, hearts proven pure and Darkness expunged, they’re still afraid. ONESHOT

A moment. That's all they have anymore. AkuRoku ONESHOT

Sasori has his limits. Deidara likes to pass them.

A retelling of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Now on permanent hiatus. Please read author's note.

[AU Sequel to Road Trip] Music heals, the ancients say, it soothes the savage beast. Of course, moody teenagers who can't agree on which music are probably far from being healed...but the universe works in mysterious ways [SasuNaru, ShikaTema, GaaNe]

What begins as a road trip between six friends turns out to be a nightmare when everything that can go wrong DOES go wrong. With confused individuals, MapQuest, and a van named Murphy, this journey is more than just a trip [AU SasuNaru, ShikaTema GaaNeji]

How does Itachi react when a 5 year old Sasuke shouts out he wants to bear his older brother's babies? Why is Sasuke shouting out things his 5 year old mind should not comprehend? No yaoi, I mean it, just humor, OOCness, AU, and drabble.

Third in a series. If you haven't read Plugs and Outlets or Quills and Inkbottles, you mat want to. This one centers around Sirius and a unique talk he has with Harry.

The sequel to Plugs and Outlets. This time it is Mrs. Weasley's turn to talk to Ginny!

Mr. Weasley has a chat with Ron about his realationship with Hermione. PG-13 for sexual dialogue.