Hello.

My alias is Miss Button Madder, and if I care to tell you my real name, then I will. If I don't, you shouldn't care. I'm 19, a female full time college student, employed part-time, and I live in Texas.

No, I don't talk like a dumbass, and if you assume that I follow the stereotypical southern girl behavior and pleasantries, you will be sorely mistaken. I don't set aside a daily time slot for morons, so when confronted with idiocy, I treat it with the same measured amount of attention I reserve for random strangers who think they're accomplishing their life goals by pulling out their soapboxes and preaching on them.

None.

However, I don't mean to scare you off. If I like your stories and I think they are worth reviewing, I will leave reviews. =) It makes me get all warm and fuzzy inside when I happen across a story that keeps me up late at night with tired red lines around my groggy brown eyes. Cripes. I just love that feeling.

I love to read, and I would like to thank everyone who takes time to sit down and write. Even if you don't write that well...

I'm glad that you are.

...But that's partly because fiction is my fix and is the perfect thing to aid me in my downward spiraling sanity.

So call me Miss Button Madder, cause, I'm beginning to think I'm quite frankly as mad as a hatter.

Anyways, I just want to give a shout out to my best friend and new roomie Pink Hatter! Huzzah! If you like Immortal Rain, check out her story!