Weirder than you since 1994.

I am "Odd beyond reasoning" as quoted by a friend.

WARNING: The world will end on a Saturday. Next Saturday in fact. Just after tea . . .

The next chapter of Beauty is a Savage Garden will be called: Sanity has Left the Building

Also, my new obsession is V for Vendetta . . . "Are you some kind of crazy person?" MwahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Random side note: Is it me or does the italic writing below look as if it, should be read/was written by someone, with a very English accent?

Hello, I'm Eveabella, though you may call me Eve. I'm not entirely sure what you are meant to write on these so I'll probably update this soon with something slightly better.

Age: 14

Location: UK

Likes: Reading, writing, though nothing too girly, I prefer fantasies and the supernatural to 'Oh my God! I broke a nail!' Arguing, you'll probably find that out though.

Dislikes: Dumb people, intolerant people, though often the two are one and the same. Stupid questions, for instance, if you don't eat, yes you will die no matter how much you drink. Don't ask . . . Also, I loathe High School Musical and usually anyone who 7yp35 Liik3 7hii5, speaks like dis or actually says 'OMG' or 'LOL' outloud in a sentence, other than to mock it.
Oh and people who say four-b-four. No. Please. It's four-bY-four. It's not that difficult to pronounce the Y.

Anything else you would like to know just ask, but aside from my age and country which are already above please don't ask any personal information because I shall not give it.

Random crappy explanations for things no one cares about . . . (i.e. Careful What You Wish For)

~Scarlet is a very very diluted vampire. Like one 256th. Explains beauty, attraction to super natural, weird strength and father's volatility. This will become much more important.
~Will did try to stop the rumour, but Carlos said he was "Being modest."
~There is a reason Aro doesn't want Scarlet to die.
~I enjoy surprising people. Again, bear it in mind.
~One thing I would like to clear up about Scarlet's family: Father killed mother. Uncle killed father. Uncle went to jail. That's about the sum of it.

Callum's Lamborghini Gallardo LP560-4: http:///images/gallery/tmb/11970_BALXWXEUJCRGH.jpg

Luke's Aston Martin DBS: http:///assets/resources/2007/02/aston_vanquish_ultimate.jpg

Elli's Fiat Panda (My dad actually had one of these. He took me to school in it. It was horrific. It pre-dated seat belts and the paint on the back had faded pink while the front was still red.): http:///u44/patarix/upload/28469729.166DSCN0092Panda4x4Trip04.2004.JPG

Scarlet's hair. Just the hair: http:///art/Black-Cat-57980530

Scarlet's mother: http:///albums/bb25/Ishizu_Memora/anime(percentage sign)20girls(percentage sign)20with(percentage sign)20black(percentage sign)20hair/Saki19.jpg
Meh, not sure why I put this up, but it's a good picture.
The link doesn't work, you need to put the percentage signs in where I've told you.

This is roughly what I imagine Callum to look like. Again, roughly. http:///image/anime(percentage sign)20boy/regenverliebt/sexy(percentage sign)20anime(percentage sign)20boys/anime_boy_lil.jpg?o=1024
The link doesn't work, you need to put the percentage signs in where I've told you.

More random crappy explanations for things no one cares about! . . . (i.e. Beauty is a Savage Garden)

~If you're annoyed at how Scarlet miraculously survived - well, (1) screw you, it's my right as the writer that sounded a lot less offensive in my head - and (2) read the last chapter in Callum's P.O.V. again, it pretty much explains it, you know, in a weird sort of nonsensical way.
~I have the most brilliant and random of plans which will make me hated by two groups which have absolutely nothing to do with each other . . . tehehe.
~To all those who are asking questions about what will happen - look at the damn preface! Sorry. I'm not actually angry, I just felt like putting damn there. No idea why.
~I write in a world of balance, for every person that gets a second chance to live, someone else has to die . . .

More to come.

As ALL of you know, I'm completelty obsessed with Twilight, and so feel compelled to put this website up.
Read the 10 ways to annoy . . .
It's hilarious.
Props to the writer.

http:///gallery/

One hundred and one ways to annoy people:

http:///Funny-Jokes/Misc-Jokes/101-Ways-To-Annoy-People.html

Funness. My favourite one is to pretend others exist only in your imagination. It really pisses people off. Tehe.

My current favourite song:
Never Too Late

This world will never be
What I expected
And if I don't belong
Who would have guessed it
I will not leave alone
Everything that I own
To make you feel like it's not too late
It's never too late

Even if I say
It'll be alright
Still I hear you say
You want to end your life
Now and again we try
To just stay alive
Maybe we'll turn it all around
'Cause it's not too late
It's never too late

No one will ever see
This side reflected
And if there's something wrong
Who would have guessed it
And I have left alone
Everything that I own
To make you feel like
It's not too late
It's never too late

Even if I say
It'll be alright
Still I hear you say
You want to end your life
Now and again we try
To just stay alive
Maybe we'll turn it all around
'Cause it's not too late
It's never too late

The world we knew
Won't come back
The time we've lost
Can't get back
The life we had
Won't be ours again

This world will never be
What I expected
And if I don't belong

Even if I say
It'll be alright
Still I hear you say
You want to end your life
Now and again we try
To just stay alive
Maybe we'll turn it all around
'Cause it's not too late
It's never too late
Maybe we'll turn it all around
'Cause it's not too late
It's never too late (It's never too late)
It's not too late
It's never too late

Anywho, I noticed most people have put their favourite books so . . .

~Twilight series (Stephenie Meyer)
~Harry Potter (J. K. Rowling)
~Tales of the Otori (Lian Hearn)
~Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman)
~His Dark Materials (Philip Pullman)
~The Other Boleyn Girl (Philippa Gegory)
~Brave New World (Aldous Huxley)
~Noughts and Crosses series (Malorie Blackman)
~The Demonata (Darren Shan)
~Are You Experienced? (William Sutcliffe)
~The Chronicles of the Vampires (Anne Rice)
~My Sister's Keeper (Jodi Picoult)

. . . And that's all I can think of at the moment.

Hmm . . . while I'm here, favourite bands;

~A.F.I.
~My Chemical Romance
~Nightwish
~Evanescence
~Fall Out Boy
~Panic! At the Disco
~Blink 182
~Lostprophets
~Green Day
~30 Seconds to Mars
~Rise Against
~Tokio Hotel
~Three Days Grace

. . . You get the idea.

My favourite Musicals!

~Wicked
~Avenue Q
~Sweeney Todd
~Les Miserables
~Spamalot

V's Speech!

Evey: Who are you?
V. : Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.

Evey: Well I can see that.
V. : Of course you can, I’m not questioning your powers of observation, I’m merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.

Evey: Oh, right.
V. : But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace soubriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona.

Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the “vox populi” now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.

Evey: Are you like a crazy person?
V. : I’m quite sure they will say so.

My favorite quotes . . .

~ "Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!"
~ "I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me."
~ "Intolerance is the most intolerable of things."
~"I'm a public inside joke."
~"If you want to know what I think of you . . . well if you have to ask, it'll probably involve the word stupid."
~"You look human, you feel human . . . you sound somewhat like a cat, but that's beside the point."
~"It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious!"
~"Is it too much to ask for one little vampire?"
~"I'm not a schitzophrenic, at least not four out of my five seperate personalities."
~"It may help to understand human affairs to be clear that most of the great triumphs and tragedies of history are caused, not by people being fundamentally good or fundamentally bad, but by people being fundamentally people."
~"Stop the world, I want to get off."
~"But I like biscuits . . ."
~"Was she always wearing that big hat?"
~"You'll save more people than I will, but I'll settle for killing less."
~"You agree with everything I say."-"You disagree with everything I say."-"You get enraged by everything I say."-"You guys are good."
~"Your breaks don't work!"
"If it's my day to die, it's my day to die."
"What about the person in the other car?"
-Shrugs- "It's his day to die."
~"You thought you were sitting inside a giant coffée machine?"
~"AND I'M NOT FROM SURREY!"
~"Now that's what I call quality entertainment!"
~"We flopped."
~"MUNEE!"
~' "I am NOT a . . . a bloody . . ." If he hadn't been a wimp, he would have hit me. "I hope you . . . I hope you . . . get malaria." '
~"You are so gay!"
"Says you!"
~"I am now what America calls a rock superstar."
~"He's good, and he can make you good too, I don't know what I'm saying, you know what I'm saying, and you know I'm right."
~"People have skeletons in their closet, and gay men come out of the closet. Do you think gay men are coming out of the closet because they're scared of the skeletons?"
~"He is an evil bastard hell bent on killing all of us - who happens to have more lives than a Hindu cat."
~'Lupe and Sky looked at each other gravely and an unspoken understanding was reached between them. "One bloody day without drama?!" Lupe yelled at the ceiling.
"Is that too much to ask?!" Sky yelled in canon, glaring at the roof.'
~" 'That guy' is pure undiluted evil, and if he's going to help us that begs emphatically the question 'why'."
~"Judge me all you want, but divorced three times, married a gay ice dancer, left a man at the alter, threw a girls wooden leg in the fire, live in a box!"
~"If she ever had an original thought it would die of loneliness."
~' "What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick masochistic lion." '
~"Hold on tight spider monkey."
~"My monkey man."
~"People say religion is the source of all evil . . . now that's just . . . it's not really . . . it's George Bush really, isn't it?"
~"It's inevitable . . . ish."
~"Dude, you're dead, what are you gaining from this?"
~"Love, (love)
And hate, (And hate)
They like two brothers, (two brothers)
Who go on a date! (Who - what?!)"
~"The IV and your hospital bed, this was no accident, this was a theraputic chain of events.
This is the scent of the scent of dead skin on the linoleum floor."
~"So I picked up the phone . . . somehow,"
~"Ha, ha, ha. Trumpets!"
~"I heard-"
"Heard of elephants."
~"This displeases me."
~"See, you could have been dead right there."
~"DEAD-FACE!"
~"You seem immuned to my mind control."
~"Well Bart, we've learnt that war is not the answer."
"Except to all of America's problems."
"Amen."
~"If to name is to destroy, why the hell do we have to analyse everything?!"
~' "He hears the familiar cry of the gulls!"
"And?"
"So?"
"So . . ."
"He's missing his black friend!"
How the hell did she get to that?! '
~"Spooney!"
~"What an absurd paradime, I won't play!"
~"At any time by being a bit silly we can puncture pomposity. MONKEY GOVERNMENT!"
~"Mimi laana wewe! Mwahahahahaha!"
~"Ninjas can't get you when you're on fire!"
~"Did anyone you know die?"
"Yes. YOUR SISTER!"
-Bar note: This was drama 'hot-seating', no one died-
~"I'm going to have to fucking stay behind, on fucking academic tutoring day, because I'm fucking behind on coursework which I didn't fucking know I was fucking behind on! Fuck-fuckety-fuck!"
-Bar note: This was my friend when she was pissed off. I've never heard someone swear so many times in one sentence!-
~"If your teeth are a problem I could knock some of them out for you."
~"The only way she could be scarier would be if she was holding a baby in one hand, a gun in the other, and standing on a pile of dead gays!"
~"No you're not. You're the yellow team."
~"Shouldn't you be with your mother?"
"My mother's dead."
"But I thought Steph-"
"Steph was married to Max."
"Is Max your father?"
"My father's dead."
"Who's Max?"
"My brother."
"Where is he?"
"He's dead."
~"Go find a box of electrons."
~"I'm drowning my sorrows."
"In milkshake?"
"Yes."
~"I am digging a hole for no other reason than to dig a hole, because when you dig a hole for that reason you are not disappointed when you don't find anything, you're just pleased you've dug a decent hole."
~"We make molehills out of mountains!"
~"Whoops sorry. I didn't know you Jay Leno and a monkey were bathing a clown."
~"It means I, like God, do not play with dice and do not believe in coincidence."
~"So tell your boyfriend,
If he says he's got beef,
That I'm a vegetarian,
And I ain't fucking scared of him!"
~"He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"
~"Of course, the whole trying-to-eat-the-person-on-the-street thing was highly disturbing."

Inside jokes, try and guess if you can:

~Beware the fan.
~Ford Fetus!
~DP(ND)
~"Follow us! We're semi-incharge!"
~"Power Rangers, go!"
~"Which makes me one lonely person."
~"Fun."
~The best way to walk is with one shoe on and one shoe off.
~Princess Pebbles.
~"DROP!"
~"And whatshisname with the ginger hair is a lunatic!"
~The printer conspiracy!
~Hot chocolate!
~"Okay, I may be in some hot water here . . ." / NM has an online girlfriend!!
~"The one day we're not there!"
~"Lalalalalala- ouch!"
~"Get up so I can get down!"
~Gay frogs!
~"Well, if we all carried around glow in the dark bunnies . . ."
~"Je ne sais pas le saucisse!"
~"Maybe they got bored . . ."
~RUN GOAT RUN!!
~"ROCK DO GOOD!"
~Oh, the skillage.
~I WILL SEND A CANNIBAL TO EAT YOU!!
~Quiet, but secretly bonkers.
~Peculiar.
~"Who's getting married?"
~"Well presentation is key."

Hands down, my favourite poem:

If I weren't intelligent and young
I surely would rip out your tongue.
I surely won't go up above
And live with thee and be thy love.

No way I'll wash your dirty socks.
Now I must go and change my locks.
You are a creepy stalker-man
Who probably drives a mini van.

I don't like poodles, I think they're weird,
In fact, they're something to be feared.
Your pattern baldness does appall;
You sure do have a lot of gall.

And I won't start on Ramen noodles;
They're as frightening as some poodles,
And with you I'll have no kicks
At the Hilton or a Motel 6.

I do not want your ring of wax
From your crusty Cracker Jacks.
This crap in me no means can move
To come to thee and be thy love.

A new Corvette, a diamond ring,
A swimming pool, heck, anything!
Now these delights my mind may move
To live with thee and be thy love.

Te-hehe . . .

Finding me elsewhere: http:///home/Eveabella/

And no, Eveabella isn't my real name.
Obviously.
And no, I won't tell you if you ask.
Again, obviously.

So much for updating.

Keep reading if you're bored and are clumesy and/or like Twilight.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have ever attacked someone with joy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to slice out Jacob Black's organs, throw them into a fire, and do a native dance around the fire, for what he did in Eclipse, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever wanted to be that little hyper pixie of Alice, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your proflie.

Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading likely Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe (or wish) that the Twilight characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried, screamed, or threw New Moon at the wall when Jane used her power on Edward, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been bored out of your mind, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you've ever had an argument with yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes spontaneously break into song, But my feelings for you last forever, because days come and go, copy this into your profile, dry your tears, it is time to let you go.

If when ever someone asks you your name, you have to think about it, copy this to your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you know what a lemon fly is(for those who dont, it is a mythicle lemon with wings. ha! now you know!!) copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a friend that thinks Twilight is stupid, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever had an unhealthy obsession with any -or all- of the Cullens and you don’t want to admit it even though you know admitting a problem is the first step to solving it but frankly you dont want the problem to be solved, copy this onto your profile

If you love Edward Cullen, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something choose that now even your likely parents are afraid of you because of the results, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever tried to scry to see if there is a real life version of Edward Cullen out there, copy this into your profile.

If you had a choice between being human or being a vampire, and would choose vampire, copy this into your profile.

If you are called 'weird' at least 5 times a day, post this in your profile.

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.

If you have AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder, then copy this down.

If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how gorgeous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read New Moon and wanted to punch Jacob Black, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped on a person, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever shouted out random thing and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a clutz like me, copy and past this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

If you cried when Fred Weasley died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile, and add your name to the list: Littlewhisker, Patronus Charm, The Dawn Is Breaking, Eveabella

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, Littlewhisker, Patronus Charm, The Dawn Is Breaking, Eveabella

If you think Bellatrix is creepy and should have been killed by Neville (not that there's anything wrong with Molly Weasly kicking her butt) copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more BWHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile!!

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you secretly believe (and hope) that J.K.R. is really a Hogwarts alumni pretending it is fictional, copy this into your profile.

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a myspace and you don't want a myspace, copy this into your profile.

If you wish you were the creator of likely Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.

If you you think Edward is freaken HOT copy + paste this into your profile

If you wish that your name was as interesting as Scorpius Malfoy, Sirius Black, Gellert Grindelwald, Lavender Brown, Ginevra Weasley, Albus Severus Potter or anything like Nymphadora, Andromeda, Narcissa or Bellatrix, copy this into your profile.

If you think Edward is perfect for Bella, paste this onto your profile

If you hate Mike and you're not afraid to say it, paste this into your profile

If you think Jessica can be annoying paste this into your profile

If you think Jessica and Mike belong together because they're both annoying and stupid, paste this into your profile

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.

If you aren't one of those wanna be pop stars that shop at name brand stores, copy this to your profile!

If you are a loner/goth/emo/freak/punk/weird person, then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever yelled out a random food item during class or just randomly, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered why the heck fanfiction doesn't have colour for profiles, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are frequently told to be quiet/shut the hell up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that likely spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, likely so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, Eveabella

Now, choose a word. Any random word you like. I have no idea if this will work, but here goes nothing.

PM me what it was. I want to see if this works.