Okay so I finally went to the dark side and added info in my profile. Just kidding!

I'm Crazy JMB (JMB are my initals and that's as close to my real name as you'll ever get). Sorry if you're the curious type.

One reason I'm on this site is because I am not a naturally English oriented person (I hated English in high school), but I need to write a lot in college, so it keeps me sharp. It's a fun way to stay sharp. I'm currently a sophomore in college as a finance/accounting double major.

I am from Philly (go Phillies! World Series 2008!). My family consists of my mom, my dad, my little sister (i'll expand on her in a second), and my dog. My mom and dad are your typical parents: you love them, but they make you crazy and you can't take them out in public. My little sister and I are pretty tight. We are about 6 years apart so it's enough distance so that we really didn't have to compete or get in each others way too much. I watch TV with her a lot when I'm home, so that's my excuse for watching disney channel and nickolodean at 19. Okay, so I'd probably watch even without her, but whatever. LOL

I am completely into hip-hop music, but I'm upset at how it has progressed lately. I don't like how it's all about flash and catchy phrases instead of lyrics and substance. I'm talking out people like Wayne and Soulja Boy. My favorite rapper is Eminem. I like how his music always has outstanding lyrics and the fact that most of his music actually means something. His last album, Relapse was amazing in my opinion. The lyrics blew any other current rapper out of the water and the concept behind the album is brilliant. My favorite song on the album is probably Beautiful. Even if you don't like Eminem, I promise you that you'll like Beautiful if you give it a chance.

I am a poker player who wishes. I wish I lived in Canada right now where the gambling age is 18 (even though poker is really not gambling). I love watching the WSOP on ESPN and WPT on the Travel Channel and GSN. I hope to play in the World Series of Poker one day and play the legends. I am a semi-professional online player but I'm taking a break from that world.

So I found this site on google when I was searching for something completely different. I guess fate was trying to tell me something. Anway, I am completely hooked on Life With Derek stories. I am typically a Dasey supporter, but I am open to other pairings if they are well done (and only if they are well done). I also like Moliver (Oliver and Miley do so much more for each other then they do for any other character in the show). I can stomach Loliver (on fanfiction occasionally, but never on TV), but I can't stand any Jonas pairings. No offense if you do, but I'm sick of all the Jonas Bro. Stories. Other pairings I like are: Zaddie (Zach and Maddie), Lizzie/Gordo, Zoey/Chase, Ned/Moze, Kyle/Jessi, Lori/Decker. That's not all, but I'm not in the mood to list every single one.

Right now my LWD story: The Engagement Ring is on hiatus. I can't seem to get anything remotely cohesive at the moment for that story.

Yeah so, if you need to know anything else, just PM me or something.