HI!! My real name is Liz and well, what else... I LOVE TWILIGHT!!

ok...so...

name: lizzie

town: Los Lunas, NM (and for all the people out there who haven't taken US History or Geography yet, New Mexico is a state and not another country, you know, Los Alamos Laboratories, Sandia National Labs, the Manhattan Project, where the nuclear bomb was developed and all that jazz)

Fave Twilight Quote: -What a stupid lamb- -what a sick, masochistic lion-

Fave non-Twilght quote: Does the walker choose the path or does the path choose the walker? from Garth Nix's book Sabriel

hobbies: reading, dancing

fave subject: english, chemistry(i actually passed chem with a B+!...AMAZING!!)

fave character: alice

least fave character:jacob

to all the people that i review for, you truly upset me when you don't update! is an update too much to ask for? i think not, so get on your key boards and type people!!

FUN STUFF!!

ok, so my friend and i (garnettotpoaz and bailey) came up with this one... if you have OED (obsessive edward disorder) and are damn proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile, your friend's profile, or even a stranger's profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

If you are the type of person who reads these types of things because you think they're hilarious, copy this onto your profile.

If someone were to call you a chutta, and you understood them, copy this onto your profile.

If you can smell trouble a mile away, and still walk straight into it, put this in your profile.

If you ever heard voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your IQ is high enough to make your fellow scientists gulp, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can understand what McKay and Carter are saying without subtitles, take 'learn to be social' classes and copy this onto your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you've ever tripped over your own toe, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever stood straight up, then fell down for no apperent reason, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever lost your sunglasses, then found then on your head, copy this to your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever had an argument with yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever lost a bet to yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If the name of your world ends in land, world, topia, or burg, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone.

Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes spontaneously break into song, But my feelings for you last forever, because days come and go, copy this into your profile, dry your tears, it is time to let you go.

If you are mad at prince charming for leaving you single for so long, copy this to your profile.

If you like to run down the street on christmas morning screaming, "I got new undies!!" copy this to your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If when ever someone asks you your name, you have to think about it, copy this to your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/comfessions of love/any other Twilght related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you trace the names of Twilight couples, color them, and frame them in your room just for something to do. Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every peice of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style. Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

if they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you know what a lemon fly is(for those who dont, it is a mythicle lemon with wings. ha! now you know!!)

If you have a problem with counsoulors, copy and paste!!

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. (SHUT UP!!)

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profle. ( Ther're out to get me!! )

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If whenever your in pain, you take it out on your brother, only because you have nothing better to do, copy this profile.

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this to your profile. (Ella Enchanted, Uglies, Twilight Saga)

If your obsessed with fan fiction, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you, copy this to your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward", you freak out because you love him so much, copy this to your profile. (yup yup!)

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you think that only losers don't own Twilight, copy this to your profile.

If your so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think it's vampires playing ball, copy this to your profile.

If you like chocolate as muct as I do, copy this to your profile. (umm chocolate..we don't have any -cryes-)

If you love the rain, copy this to your profile. (ahh rain)

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copying this into your profile (-sighs- GET OFF OF ME YOU FREAK!! -hanks off the weird halutination...)

If you've ever known you were in mortal danger but decided to go through with the stunt anyway, copy this into your profile

If you are a complete and utter thrill seeker who thrives off roller-coasters and being dropped from insane heights to have a major adrenaline rush, copy this into your profile. (WHOO ROLLER COASTERS!!)

If you've ever jumped off of a seventy five foot bridge into an estuary filled with orcas, dolphines, sharks, and gators, copy this to your profile.

If there are times when you just want to annyou someone for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.

If you'r a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is planning to dominate the world, copy this to your profile. (HOW DID YOU KNOW??)

If you love your family, but sometimes lay in bed at night thinking of ways to commit the perfect murder, copy this to your profile. (mabye myself...)

If you would trade your family for the perfect book, copy this to your profile (ooh I would do this anyday!)

If you've ever had your bedroom door taken away as a punishment copy this into your profile.

If your brothers have actually busted down your bedroom door, copy this in your profile. (don't have a brother...)

If you’re ever actually tried to place your mother into an insane asylum, copy this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are writing a book, copy this into your profile. (yup yup!)

If you constantly need a new bookshelf in your room, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do drugs and have sex, put this in your profile if you like bagels. (bagels are awsome!)

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, to your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like the Goth style of clothes, but your evil mom will not let you die your hair black or die your hair with green tips, copy this to your profile. (ummm...I kinda already have black hair...but I do like goth clothing... -nods-)

If you have ever slapped/punched a relative because they took the last piece of your gum, copy this into your profile. (hahaha! I did this to my dad...boy was he mad...-shudders at the memory-)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy this to it to make it longer. (-smiles-)

If less than two days before this was posted, your profile was blank, copy this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile (mabye...)

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile. (DON'T KILL THE FUR!! EVEN FAKE ONES HAVE MINDS!!)

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy and paste this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. (people stare at me after this...i only laugh...)

If Orlando Bloom said breathing was uncool, half the female population would die.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001,HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, RosalieHale123, bloodfangs, garnettotopaz

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. (PLEASE BITE ME!!)

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

SUPPORT THE BUNNY!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/comfessions of love/any other Twilght related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you've reread TWILIGHT over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile. (-smiles- wonderful Twilight...)

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile (the name stalks me...i mean come on A.G. Edwards...and that one store I see everyday Something Something Edwards...)

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile. (-nods violently-)

If you fall down a flight of stairs at least once a month copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile (HOW DO YOU KNOW??)

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile (ooh many people...-smiles evily)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro! (-shudders- my pens...their taking over my mind...AHHHH!!)

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

if they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

if you bit some one before you even read twilight or new moon and your whole school is afraid of you for it, but not to afraid that it would keep them from calling you a freak.

If every locker you have ever had, hates you and never opened for you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! (ROBOT CHICKEN!! my favorite phrase...)

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! ( exactly! some one who understands!!)

If you have a friend that thinks Twilight is stupid. (-growls- JESSICA!!)

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. (hee hee hee...DON'T STARE AT ME LIKE THAT!!)

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile (annie...I think we already established this...)

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. (it gets scary after a while...)

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you know what a lemon fly is(for those who dont, it is a mythicle lemon with wings. ha! now you know!!)

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. (HEY! HOW DID YOU KNOW I DID THAT EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR!?)

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile! (hyper? hyper? HAHAHA hyper! who said I was hyper??)

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile. (yup yup)

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. (OMC!! YES!!)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste.

If you have a problem with counsoulors, copy and paste!!

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile (They really need to shut up now...-wacks self in head- SHUT UP IN THERE!)

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. (ahh rain...)

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profle.

If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

if you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile (I'm bipolar...I can't help it...nope...can't help it...)

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. (MOI!!)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (oh but I will, and I'll haunt you all, and suck your blood...MWAHAHAHAHA!!)

If you agree, that purple bunnies who are high on CATNIP and eat TACOS WILL rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

SUPPORT THE BUNNY!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

Note:98 percent of our teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't copy & paste this in your profile.

Too many peope have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Ninja of the Flames, Spuffy on Hiatus, ilovekyosohma, Chishio Naito, Kish's Kittie, Kitty Kat K.O., Jhaede, garnettotopaz

Did you know...

Every time you kiss you trade 10,000 germs?

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

If you are a Ryou fan (Tokyo Mew Mew) put this on your profile and add your name:mewmewice, Kitty Kat K.O., Jhaede, bloodfangs

If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile (Who doesn't?)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (Yeah, I've got the coordination of a one legged grasshopper...no scratch that. I’ve got the coordination of a no legged grasshopper...)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (Wait, what are we talking about?)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile (Wait, what were we talking about?)

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile. (I support the 'Make Edward change me into a vampire club!)

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile (So that's why they were looking at me funny...)

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.

AV is Addicted to Vampires

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile. (You've got issues if you aren't)

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur profile! (If we could solve wars with rock paper scissors, everyone would love each other...)

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If when you have a boy, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile.

If when you have a girl, you'd consider naming her Isabella, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (Wait...huh?)

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

if you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile (...get away)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. (i stay up reading until four and then sleep until three pm.)

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. (I like to sleep when it rains. or during school i'll run through it and people will look at me funny.)

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
-I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile!

When Other Little Girls Wanted To Be Ballet Dancers, I Wanted To Be A Vampire.

Vampires Are Real, I Know One By The Name Edward Cullen.

When people ask me do you like hot or cold, I immeadeatly answer cold thinking that they're talking about vampires and werewolves.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT over three times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

If you can’t appreciate Edward Cullen, please leave the vicinity.

I read New Moon and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes

Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." --Franklin Delano Roosevelt

"If you tell the truth you don't have anything to remember." --Mark Twain

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled.