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Author has written 2 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Twilight. I'm an obsessive fanfiction reader and a rather crappy writer. |
Zoop Goes to Middle Earth - Part I by Zoop reviews
Gratuitous, shameless self-insert. Ever wonder what Orcs in Middle Earth are *really* like? Me too. So I'm taking a trip to Arda to get the scoop on my favorite angst-ridden, misunderstood, just-wanna-be-loved critters, the Orcs. And hope I don't get eaten along the way. (Warning: may be occasionally humorous, but I make no promises.)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 22,114 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/26/2016 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Frodo B., Samwise G., Uruk-hai, Orc
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The Strange Life of Ella Johnson reviews
Ella Johnson was not your typical teenager. Her family is... something else and for reasons outside of her control, she needs to hire a fake boyfriend to be her date for her cousin's wedding. She knew it was a bad idea to pick Jasper Hale. Now her life will never be the same again. Rated 'T' at least for now, Ella has a potty mouth and dirty, dirty mind.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 113,453 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 2/2/2019 - Published: 7/22/2018 - [Jasper, OC] Angela
A story request reviews
I want you to write a story. Please read to see if it interests you. Sorry if you can't understand anything I'm trying to convey.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2015 - Complete
