What's up people!

To anyone who's stupid enough to believe that Kylie Concorde is my real name, it's not. Even I'm not moronic enough to use my real name here, I just think Kylie is a really cool name. So yeah, call me Kylie.

Well there's really not much I need to say about myself. I'm a fourteen (now fifteen, has it been that long?) year old girl, who lives in Australia (which is just like America except without the fat idiots! No offence to anyone in America.) I like reading and writing (even though I suck at it, but hey everyone has got start somewhere, right?) I'm not really a huge fan of fan fiction to be honest, I enjoy meeting brand new characters, which authors have worked hard to create

My favourite phrase is 'whatever.' I say it all the time. I absolutely love Deltora Quest (best fantasy series ever written in my opinion.) Jennifer Rowe (aka Emily Rodda) ya go gurl! I also love the Chronicles Narnia (not to the extent that I love Deltora Quest.) I have a few friends who like the Narnia books too.

I don't like to take life too seriously and love reading funny stories and writing them! I also read a lot of books written for adults (e.g, Sherlock Holmes, War of the Worlds and Lord of the Rings.)

I don't mind a bit of romance but a good story needs to have something else in there. I prefer romances with a darker element to them. I would consider myself to be brutally honest rather than simply mean. I'd rather tell the truth and be blunt about it, as oppose to covering up the truth with overly polite language. I mean the sooner someone accepts that they have a problem, the sooner they can start fixing it. Also I'd consider myself somewhat evil, because I often find the villain of a story far more interesting than the main character. In fact the only books I've read where I wanted the main characters to win were Deltora Quest and the Chronicles of Narnia (the main characters in those stories kick ass!) In all the other stories I read I find myself cheering on the villains. Remember I'm proud of being evil so don't try to change me!

Updates

I've recently decided to take an anti-Twilight stance. Check out my first parody of it if you're into that kind of thing. I know I proabably seem like a bitter, jealous looser and to be perfectly honest I am a bit jealous, but I feel I have decent reasons to oppose the series. Companies only publish things that sell and I don't want authors to have to sink to Twilight's level of self-indulgent fluff to get published, because that means no good books for me to read. I know, I'm a major hypocrite, right? But at least I'm not trying to pass my stuff off as high quality literature.

Favourite Quotes

'Nothing reaches the heart, but what is from the heart.' --William Penn (hey I don't know who he is either but it's a very sweet quote)

'Gods are fragile things, they can be killed with a whiff of science and a dose of commonsense,' --Chapmen Cohen (yeah I'm an atheist and proud to be one. If you don't like it, that's your problem!)

'Stephenie Meyer can't write worth a damm, she's not very good,' -- Stephen King.

Here are some copy and paste things

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I'm the girl who was beaten and raped because someone from school found out I was a lesbian and wanted to show me what I was missing.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. (This really happened...)

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didnt have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"

I am the gay male student that had to switch to another high school on my senior year, because I told my teachers that I was gay. One said that I was going to hell, the other wanted to cure me.

I am the person that can not act/be themselves in fear of what others will think of me and if they will accept me.

I am your best friend, the same person you grew up with, and told your secrets too. The person you can't talk to anymore, because my partner is a woman.

I am your daughter and best friend, the girl you raised and loved. Now you won't talk to me because I shattered your dreams of ever having children, and your afraid of how to tell your friends about me and not be embarrassed.

I am the person, with the same fears, hurts, needs and wants as you. I bleed, I breathe, I understand, I Live...With our hearts open and our eyes closed we are all the same people. Living life the best way we know how, with what we have been given.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong.

Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Good people always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in countries like USA and France.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wonder who started these thingamawhatevers, copy this into your profile.

If you want to be a writer someday, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile.

I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

(Ha-ha, that copy and paste thing above makes a pretty good point)

If you're one of those people who get excited when you have just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile. ARRR!!

Paste this into your profile if you're a procrastination addict. Do it now! DON'T DELAY!

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate anything and everything about Hannah Montana and High School Musical, copy this into your profile.

If you constantly feel as though you're surrounded by those stupid, preppy people, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're currently viewing my profile, copy and paste this onto yours.

If you think rap stands for Retards Attempting Poetry then copy and paste this on your profile

If you realize that copying and pasting stuff into ones profile is completely pointless, yet do it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like Snow Patrol, copy and paste this into your profile!

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.