A lab experiment goes wrong, leaving Sakura a sex-crazed fiend. Determined to find a cure, she stalks the Akatsuki HQ looking for a way to alleviate her unexpected problem. Beware this plotless filth, oh innocent browser. Your life will never be the same. UPDATE 11/2019: Went back and cleaned this up, fixed Konan's chapter, adjusted the ending. Enjoy.

Sakura has been a tomboy all of her life.Her five guy friends get a big surpise when she changes into a girlygirl over the summer.Will the guys fall for their friend or will the new guys seize her first! Sakuraxmultiple couples!

SoulMaka - OneShot Collection. Chapter 26 - Angst Prompts: 4 prompts requested on tumblr.

'He's drunk..He's drunk' Maka told herself as Soul hovered above her with a grin. She could see a glint of lust in his deep red eyes as his hands moved under her top. Soul X Maka

"And guess what, you egocentric dickhead; I could get 100 guys to kiss me!" "Confident, are you, Sakura?" A bet gone right in all the wrong ways. SasuSaku.

HidaSaku. Sakura is required to peer counsel Hidan for community service credit. Starts out as the dreaded high school AU, but becomes much, much more. If you like good grammar and spelling and funny, non-cliché romance, then this is the fic for you!

As her totem finally lies untouched, a familiar Point Man on her doorstep pulls Ariadne back into the world of dreams with the promising appeal of another job. POST-Inception.

No one saw it coming. Not even Ino. The idea just popped into her head. She saw him there, all by himself, looking as lazy as ever. She hated him, yet she grabbed his arm and pulled him closer towards her. It was ok, she was only faking it.

Projections aren't supposed to interact with the dreamer, are they? Arthur/Ariadne

Collection of mostly stand-alone drabbles/one-shots featuring Vegeta and Bulma, as well as other members of the Briefs family. Some will be humorous, some will have drama/angst, etc. Basically, there should be something for everyone! :D

She was sick of hearing it, 'weak, 'useless, 'burden'. So she left in search of power, just like everyone else. But instead of just power she winds up with the sweet, whiney, strong, perverted, love struck Akatsuki. Sakura Haruno, welcome to hell.

Vala and yet another way she manages to totally confuse Daniel. Could easily be seen as D/V.

Garrus goes up to his commander's quarters, and one thing leads to another. Set sometime during the ME 2 timeline. Warning: contains smut. Not suitable for children!

Takes place the night after Majin Buu was defeated. It's a romantic fic in which Vegeta is kept completely in character. FYI: If any of you fanartists wanted to make one of those cute comic strips out of this, feel free just cite me for the story concept.

Some things never change at the Briefs' house. Set after the defeat of Cell

Vegeta and Bulma decide to... train... on Valentine's Day. Vegeta/Bulma Mush! One-shot.

Maka wonders what keeps Soul interested in her. "You don't even see me as a girl, just a meister." /Written for Springkink at Livejournal. Maka/Soul; contains body image issues, sexytimes./

Ariadne is at the airport wondering what to do next, it just so appears Arthur is there to save the day. Its only a matter of time before a tension arrives, but what type of tension is it exacatally? Rubbish review but give it a try : .

Ariadne is thrown back into the world of dreaming, but not in the way she expected.

100 different themes, 100 different chances, 100 different memories that show what life as techs and weapons are really all about...twisted, romantic, crack events and all - Mainly SoulxMaka, side BSxTsu and other characters/pairings sprinkled in

Soul is sick, Stein is a pervert, and Maka still doesn't have a shirt on.

As it says in title. Naruto characters in six words. Sorry if this is against the new guidelines or whatever. Just tell me if I should change it.

They were the guys who ruled the school. She was just a innocent, naive, freshmen girl. ItaSaku , SasoSaku , DeiSaku , Akatuski Love

She'd always swore she'd never wind up like her mother – so dumpy and unattractive that daddy was forced to go out looking for other women to satisfy his needs.

Sai always wears fake smiles and fake everything, but Sakura knows this and understands him, this can cause some trouble for Sai. SaiSaku for Chibi Vamp-chan's Birthday

try finding a new life when you've already tried before. RoxasxNamine for Chibi Vamp-chan's birthday

Sakura bought Naruto a giftcard but he's not quite into that. NaruSaku for Chibi Vamp-chan's birthday

Akito and Sana are in their twenties and Sana always works but she always finds time to be with Akito. Short with short musings but interesting subtext if you can figure it out. AkitoxSana for Chibi Vamp-chan

Slight Zutara. Zuko is teaching Aang how to flirt by actually performing it on the Ember Island beach. Sokka bets Zuko that he could get more girls. Let's see who wins! Oneshot. REVISED CHAPTER

Oh yes, Akiyama knew what he wanted. Now the question was how he was going to get it.

As if high school is hell euongh. her whole day was screwed the moment she woke up and it hasn't got any better espeacially with a certain Uchiha making it even more worst....

"Usui, I'm wet." She was oblivious to the multiple meaning of her statement. "Where?" rated T for mature content. sequel to Super Killer Fried Rice. -PG13-

Sakura kissed Sasuke on the cheek, "Life is wonderful." She gave Ino chocolate, "You're beautiful." She gave Neji and Hinata a hug, "There is hope." She gave Naruto a smiley face sticker, "To be happy is a gift." She handed Tenten a clip, "Be who you are.

I have never felt this kind of torturous feeling before. I want to grab a steak knife and jam it into my ear, or burn in acidic garbage juices. Why, Sakura, why love my brother! Gah, I hate how oblivious she is.

He blamed the alcohol. Stupid, mind-destroying alcohol and the effect it had on sweet, hot-tempered, little pink-haired girls. HidaSaku. One-shot.

Sakura was determined to make the ungrateful jerk thank her for healing him after his stupid ritual this time. But his definition of thanking was a little...OFF... [Akatsuki no Sakura. Crack!fic. Language Warning.]

Soul has a glitch. Who's there to fix him up? Shokunin Maka of course! Chp 1 “Who says hic I’ve got the hic-cups?”

Misaki hears that Usui chose her for the "obvious" reason. Fine, she doesn't need him! But it's quite obvious Usui needs her! Oneshot UsuiMisaki Rated T for saftey. Number six added!

Sai gets pierced, Sakura likes it.

Sakura goes to a fortuneteller, who offers to let her spend one day married to each of her potential matches. Of course, she doesn't realize that Lee and Sasuke are just the tip of the iceburg. .:Every Sakura Pairing:.

Whoever said door to door salesmen were annoying was absolutely, positively, most definitely right. Hidan/Sakura. Mature Humor.

[ONESHOT.] Sai stares, seeing Sakura's secret sexual sensations. Sakura-centric, Sai/Sakura.

Saku is supposed to flirt with as many guys as she can so when they all go to school... She's taken! Poor boys they don't know. Then drama drama... mommy's home! A singer that is fun! Woah I gotta get better at writing summeries... GaaSaku

Camp. The one word that either made you jump with joy or want to live six feet under the ground. And for these eight, camp made them want to live six feet under the ground. Honestly, as if going to school for 9 months wasn't enough. Now they had to spend

Maka loves cheesecake. Absolutely LOVES it. And Soul knows. It sounds like a good thing, but it's not. Oh no, quite the opposite. Complete SouMaka CRACK.

Was called my life in 3 weeks Saku's new school and need a boyfriend. you choose and it really funny. With a crossdress dad & BFF who shoots everything in sight what could you not love about school? Haku turns straight, Orochimaru admits being a pedifile!

Sakura is in the Gang akatsuki. She's been killing off Konoha gang becuz of orders... now she's been betrayed and taken in by sand gang. Sasori told her she was a puppet. What if she starts to think she might not be? What if he doesnt control her anymore?

Who loves toffees? Maka does. Who is dreaming about toffees? Maka is. But hey, why is then Maka nibbling Soul's neck?--- Review plzz

He didn't love her. He couldn't love her. He couldn't get attached. But his heart was betraying him. Building bonds that were irreversible. It was love. SasuSaku Chapter 46: Our Finale.

AU. Yes, they had rules, but that didn't mean they always followed them. It was far from that... NaruSakuSasuSai. Oneshot.

It's a normal day for team 7, but soon things start geting heated up for two of the team-mates. SAIXSAKU There is cussing and some kissing....

When Sakura chains herself to Deidara to capture him, she finds out that the chains were not to be used on two people. And as no one has the key, Sakura finds herself stuck to Deidara. DeiSaku. Rated M just in case!

Sakura makes the most of her imprisonment with the Akatsuki by keeping notes on the criminals' behavior and actions. She also puts in some...personal imput. What happens when the report is found and read in a Akatsuki meeting? GIANT BLUSH.

Shikamaru could never have imagined the consequences of such an image change...dedicated to phishychan EPILOGUE NOW UP! THANK U AND GOODNIGHT!

Naruto gets drunk. NaruSaku

[ShikaIno] Their relationship started out as roommates. Shikamaru hated her and Ino thought he just wasn't her type. Certain things happen and brought them together. ONESHOT.

(Complete) The title says it all. Ruefully coming to terms with Miroku's womanizing, Sango prepares to embark on a future that doesn't include him. But Miroku has no intention of letting her go, and fesses up to an unlikely secret that leaves her shocked