I'm crazy and insane. I have a slightly unhealthy love for Panic at the Disco. My name would be ReinventLove, but someone took it already. So, I'm BrokenBoneWorld, from the song Northern Downpour from Panic at the Disco. I'm self-absorbed, stubborn, and hardheaded, but my soulmate/other half/lesbian lover/best friend Sophisticated.Simplicity (check her out), loves me anyways. I like to delude myself into thinking that I'm actually good at this stuff, but upon review, the disillusionment hits like a wrecking ball. I'm currently learning about loss, and the pain of it.

I am a shameful member of the Twilight fandom, but I like to distance myself from the screaming thirteen year olds who just like the book because everyone else does. The same goes for Panic at the Disco, only I am in no way, shape, or form ashamed of my undying love for them, and their beautiful music. Alternative rock is my homeboy, and so is talking like a wannabe gangsta. I enjoy run-on paragraphs, and starting sentences with the words "And" and "But" despite the fact I know that it is grammatically incorrect. And if you actually made it through that paragraph without hating me a little bit, you're a better person than I am.

Quotes That I Fell In Love With:

Michael Scott: I am going to donate to Afghanistanis with AIDS.

Jim Halpert: Oh, I think you mean the Aid to Afghanistan.

Michael Scott: No, I mean Afghanistanis with AIDS.

Phyllis: Afghani.

Michael Scott: What?

Phyllis: Afghani.

Michael Scott: That's a dog.

Pam: No, that's afghan.

Michael Scott: That's a shawl.

Dwight Schrute: Wait, canine AIDS?

Michael Scott: No, humans with AIDS.

Creed: Who has AIDS?

Jim Halpert: Guys, the Afghanistananis. (smirks)

Michael Scott: Hey, no...no. AIDS is not funny. Believe me, I've tried.

-The Office

Lorelai:I think I'm dating Luke.

Rory: What? How? Where?

Lorelai: Well we went to his sister's wedding and it was really nice, we had a really good time. We laughed a lot and we ate, and then we danced-

Rory:Danced how?

Lorelai:(Sarcastically) We pop-locked.

Rory: Was it a fast dance, slow dance, group dance...

Lorelai: It was a slow dance...what's a group dance?

Rory: The hustle. The Hora.

Lorelai: No Hustle. No Hora. It was a slow dance. A Waltz. Luke can Waltz.

Rory: Luke can Waltz?!

Lorelai: Luke can Waltz

Rory: Look how you just said 'Luke can Waltz'!

Lorelai: What? I'm just saying that I'm surprised that Luke can Waltz!

Rory: That sounded more like 'I'm surprised I still have my clothes on.'

Lorelai: Oh, Stop!

-Gilmore Girls

(during a "Diversity Day" exercise; Angela is wearing a sign on her forehead that says "Jamaican.")
Kevin: Hey.
Angela: Hey.
Kevin: You wanna go to the beach?
Angela: Sure.
Kevin: You wanna get high?
Angela: No.
Kevin: I think you do, mon.

-The Office

Dwight: Dammit, he put my stapler in jello again!
Points to Michael
Dwight: You can be a witness to this.
Jim: (eating jello) How do you know it was me?

-The Office

Michael Scott: Dwight, you ignorant slut!

-The Office

Michael: (choosing team names for the company's beach day) Dwight, name your team.
Dwight: We will be GRYFFINDOR!
Michael: Jim.
Jim: Fine. We'll be Slytherin.
Dwight: You can't be Slytherin, they're the bad guys.
Jim: Fine. We'll be Voldemort.
Dwight: NO!
Jim: (with his team, while Dwight screams no) Voldemort. Voldemort. Voldemort. Voldemort. Voldemort
Michael: Stanley, name your team.
Stanley: I don't really care.
Michael: Then I shall name your team. You will be the red team.
Stanley: The blue team.
Michael: (sighs) Fine.

-The Office

Jim: Sometimes I send Dwight faxes from himself in the future.
Dwight: (reading fax) Dear Dwight, Someone will poison the coffee this morining. Do not drink the coffee! More instructions will follow. From Future Dwight
(sees Stanley about to drink the coffee and jumps for the cup)
Dwight: NO STANLEY

-The Office

Dave: What we need is a name.
Brian: I made my suggestion.
Zach: Yeah, and we vetoed "The Harry Potters." Next.
Brian: So yours is better?
Zach: "Follow Them to the Edge of the Dessert" is memorable and classy.
Brian: I run out of breath every time I say it.
Zach: You've got asthma, dude. You run out of breath saying your name.
Dave:Yeah, Brian, we can't work our name around your respiratory illnesses.
Brian: Even without an inhaler, "Follow Them to the Edge of the Dessert" is too long.
Zach: Yeah, but when we get famous, our fans will shorten it to F-T-T-T-E-O-T-D.

-Gilmore Girls

Emily: You were on the phone?
Richard: Long distance.
Lorelai: God?
Richard: London.
Lorelai: God lives in London?
Richard: My mother lives in London.
Lorelai: Your mother is God?
Richard:: Lorelai...
Lorelai: So, God is a woman.
Richard: Lorelai.
Lorelai: And a relative. That's so cool. I'm gonna totally ask for favors.
Richard: Make her stop.
Rory: Oh, if I could.

-Gilmore Girls

(on why Ricky should resume his racing career)
Susan: It's because it's what you love, Ricky. It is who you were born to be. And here you sit, thinking. Well, Ricky Bobby is not a thinker. Ricky Bobby is a driver. He is a doer. And that's what you need to do. You don't need to think. You need to drive. You need speed. You need to go out there, and you need to rev your engine. You need to fire it up. You need to grab a hold of that line between speed and chaos, and you need to wrestle it to the ground like a demon cobra! And then, when the fear rises up in your belly, you use it. And you know that fear is powerful, because it has been there for billions of years. And it is good. And you use it. And you ride it; you ride it like a skeleton horse through the gates of hell, and then you win, Ricky. You WIN! And you don't win for anybody else. You win for you, you know why? Because a man takes what he wants. He takes it all. And you're a man, aren't you? Aren't you?

-Talladega Nights: The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby

Rollo: That ain't no etch-a-sketch. This is one doodle that can't be un-did, homeskillet.

-Juno

Juno: Ow, ow, fuckity-ow! Bren, when do I get that spinal tap thing?
Bren: It's called a spinal block. And you can't have it yet, honey. The doctor said you're not dilated enough.
Juno: You mean I have to wait for it to get worse? Why can't they just give it to me now?
Bren: Well, honey, doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people scream...
(Juno lets out painful scream, Brenda checks her watch)
Bren: Shit.
(to doctor)
Bren: Hey, can we get my kid the damn spinal tap already?

-Juno

Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting".
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: deadpan Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?

-Serenity

(being chased by a Reaver aircraft)
Jayne Cobb: How come they ain't blowin' us out the air?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: They wanna run us down. The up-close kill.
River Tam: They want us alive when they eat us.

-Serenity

Jayne Cobb: Shiny. Let's be bad guys.

-Serenity

Phyllis: (at the Christmas party) Hi, guys. Does everyone know my boyfriend, Bob Vance?
Kevin: (introducing himself to Bob) Kevin Malone.
Bob Vance: Bob Vance. Vance Refrigeration.
Stanley: Stanley Hudson.
Bob Vance: Bob Vance. Vance Refrigeration.
Ryan Howard: Ryan Howard.
Bob Vance: Bob Vance. Vance Refrigeration.
Ryan Howard: (Kevin, Stanley, and Ryan all smile to themselves) What line of work are you in, Bob?

-The Office

Jim Halpert: Wow, what a terrible day to not be able to talk. Dwight was literally carrying around his own urine, and dressed like one of the Village People. Why does he do the things that he does for Michael? I just don't get it.
(We see a clip of Jim talking to Pam after he had stayed quiet for her the entire day in a game of Jinx)
Jim Halpert: What is he getting out of that relationship?

-The Office

Books That Rule the World!:

Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse by Stephenie Meyer

Harry Potter Series by J.K. Rowling

Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen

The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown

Speak by Laurie Halse Anderson

Twisted by Laurie Halse Anderson

Stardust by Neil Gaiman

White Oleander by Janet Finch

Running With Scissors by Augustus Burroughs

Pretty much anything by Chuck Palahniuk

The Kite Runner by Khaled Hosseini

Movies And TV Shows That Own The Universe and Wal Mart:

The Office

Bones

Grey's Anatomy

Firefly

Desperate Housewives

Gilmore Girls

Heroes

Pushing Daisies

Gossip Girl

Veronica Mars

Pride And Prejudice (the 2005 movie)

Serenity

Juno

Stardust

The Harry Potter Series

Beaches

Finding Neverland

Anything Disney

Ships That Are the Epitome of Awesome

Ron/Hermione -- Harry Potter

Harry/Ginny -- Harry Potter

Bella/Edward -- Twilight

Alice/Jasper -- Twilight

Rosalie/Emmett -- Twilight

Jim/Pam -- The Office

Meredith/Derek -- Grey's Anatomy

George/Izzie -- Grey's Anatomy

Ned/Chuck -- Pushing Daisies

Olive/Emerson -- Pushing Daisies

Claire/Peter -- Heroes

Luke/Lorelei -- Gilmore Girls

Rory/Jess -- Gilmore Girls

Bands That Are Made Of Win:

Panic at the Disco

Muse

The Beatles

Rooney

Cold War Kids

Motion City Soundtrack

Blue October

The Spill Canvas

Death Cab for Cutie

Harvey Danger

The Killers

Forgive Durden

Weezer