Hello! Firstly I’d like to thank you all for keeping me out of therapy, I was worried for a while I was the only one with four large turtles and one over grown rat running around in my imagination.

I grew up on the original Turtles, you know the one with the cool rap jingle and they all still had eye-balls. (Sorry but the creepy white glowing eyes in the new one kinda creep me out).

After having relinquished my obsession somewhere in the mid 2000, my daughters fixation on the new CGI TMNT bought back all those old memories and I couldn't contain myself any longer.

So, apologies already for the slow updates, the strange and tangent little off shots my brain comes up with and I’ll try to keep the rambling at a minimum.

However I do not apologise for the sugar induced plot lines,

Sugar keeps me alive.

(That and CornFlakes).

Feel free to review, as I have spent the last 15 years in my own head, any outside contact would be appreciated.

Some inspiring Quotes; ...

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
Robin Williams

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
Terry Pratchett

It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing.
Terry Pratchett

It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living.
Terry Pratchett

Life’s decisions are like Play-Doh... Once the colours are mixed there is no going back. – me

You can’t scare me! I have a two year old. - me again

"This is not a democracy, it's a monarchy and I am Queen!"

Author: Unknown but sounds like something my Mother would say.

Anyway, hope you enjoy my little fluffy fic's. I try not to write anything to serious or angst driven, real life is depressing enough.

Toodles,

Meg