Wow.
This is exciting.
Ahem.
I have no idea what to write. I should say something witty or cute or both. But...
I can't think of anything! Isn't that exciting?

Not really.

I know. I'm writing it. It's even less exciting for me.

I'm kind of insane. But only kind of. The major problem with this is that I've been told that insane people are not able to admit that they are insane. However, I'm pretty sure that I am at least somewhat insane, so I have no real idea of my sanity.

Aren't you glad you came and read this bio?

Okay, well, a little about me.

I do have an age. That age is somewhere between 3 and 88.
I am of the female gender. Obviously.
I either have children or I have no children.
I am either in a relationship or not in a relationship.
I am either blonde, brunette, red haired, or black haired.
My eyes have some color.
I am of a certain race.

Am I annoying you yet?

I am extremely paranoid about my information being on the internet, hence the wide age range, etc.

I am in love with one of my own characters, even though he's in love with another of my own characters... Sad, I know, but true.

I love reading good Harry Potter fanfics, and can go with just about any pairings as long as they make sense in the plot, but my favorites to read are good fairy tale rewrites. I just find that there is so much you can do with old fairy tales that it's quite fascinating to see how someone can twist and change a plot to fit a new and fresh idea.

I'm willing to beta for people if I like their story and if I have the time at the moment, so lemme know if you have a story you need a beta for.

If you have the time and need something, anything, to read, please check out my story, Father's Eyes. Though you probably found my bio through my story and therefore this request is in vain. Ah well...
Oh, if you do by some chance read said story, I love reviews.
Don't you love my subtle hints?
I didn't think so.

New update! I am working on Father's Eyes again, so for any readers who are interested, I should have the next chapter up soon. As in I'm writing it now. Thanks for reading if you do!

Have a nice day! Hopefully I didn't ruin it for you, but I have to say, if reading this bio is the worst thing that ever happens to you, you are going to have a VERY good life.

And remember, the voices in your head aren't real. But they still have some really good ideas.