FINALLY COMPLETE! This is a story told from Emily's POV. It's a little AU and takes place some years after Lorelai left her. Emily sees a young pregnant girl in the mall, who reminds her of her daughter.

AU: After Edward left Bella went to Jacksonville to live with her mother. Years later, after her husband dies, she returns to Forks with her daughter. What will Edward think when he passes through? What will Bella's daughter think of Edward? B&E

My name is Esme Evenson, and I have just run away from home to find a man called Carlisle Cullen. He won't remember me, but I have no choice. I am tired, sick, eight months pregnant, and madly in love. This is my diary...

Termites, staple earrings, and a love for pineapples. A crack story that will change the BSC forever.

Alice gets a vision about Bella that leaves Edward stunned. Will he get what he has secretly wanted. Or will he be too stubborn to do something for himself for once. But when Alice tells Bella of her vision, Bella becomes determined to make it happen.

Um, I was bored. You don't even have to read it, I was bored and a little hyper. Please ignore. rated K just in case you guys can't take the word sexy.

A know your stars type story. If you've ever wondered what the characters of the Twilight series wouldn't EVER do, look no further. WARNING: Sever OOCness, sever character bashing, and totally awkward WTF moments inside!

This is a random fic where the Cullens play truth or dare! See what crazy things these vampires will do!

Title says it all. Parody. Sorry, I've mangled it. Jessie as a psychopath kleptomaniac! Benny is fat and stupid! Henry is always angry! And Violet is... just there.

Well, it's another Mary Sue wreaking havoc on Hogwarts! Will Sirius escape with his dignity intact? Will James still want to date? Will Peter still be Peter? Will Remus still be an innocent boy? ON HOLD.

[oneshot] Bella's womanhood gets the best of her.

Edward's rebellious years. 19271931 A collection of oneshots.

The really bad, absolutely horrible, astoundingly stupid fic. Rated T for safety.

Pay attention to the title. I got bored, and a friend and I discussed the ramifications of poor spelling in odd places.

“Spending eternity with a bad flashlight is not something to be taken lightly,” Alice said, her words riddled with cryptic vampirish meaning. “Forever is a long time to be stuck with a cheap LED light, especially when you’re awake at night a lot.”

Sophia is farting uncontollable. She has to have emergency surgery. But something goes wrong.

A short nine month look of Harry's Pregnancy with a defenseless Ron who's really an innocent victim in the big scheme of things... no, really. HPRW, Slash, Oneshot, MPREG!

When Hermione and Draco are elected head girl and boy, they find out they have to secretly switch bodies, lives, and friends for a month to get along better. What happens when Hermione has to live for parties, and Draco for school? Review! New titleold wa

God's having a hard day. [PARODY. Oneshot.]