My Username used to be Dirt-is-Yummy.

I have no idea why I made that my username ten years ago, but it was time for a change!

Email: flying_zuccini@

Website/Blog: http:///

About Me:

My name is Emily and I'm 22

I'm a type 1 diabetic

I smoke (cigarettes not pot)

I'm madly in love with my husband Tyler

I'm Canadian and I spell my words that way (favourite, colour, honour etc.) because I write Harry Potter fanfiction, the books are British, I use the same spelling. . :)

My cat is one of my best friends

My relationship with God is a very important aspect of my life but not one that I am going to force on other people.

I've been a member of this site for almost 10 years, I read and wrote fanfiction about Aaron Carter before the celebrity section was removed (thank God for that!)

About My Stories

Scars of the Black Rose:

This story basically saved my life. It's about Draco, Ginny and self mutilation. When I wrote this story, I cut myself. Getting my feelings out, along with the support of some of the many people who were reading it helped me to stop.

Plot: basically Draco and Ginny realize that they have something horrible in common and they try to help each other overcome their issues while dodging their friends along the way. (This story contains graphic self mutilation)

This story has also been completely edited since it was first written in 2004

A Change of Heart:

Draco and Hermione end up spending a summer together after Draco leaves his old life and is cursed by Voldemort. Hermione tries to find a cure for the curse and falls in love along the way.

Story is finally complete after two long years!

Hogwarts a History

Hermione has written a book but no one is interested in publishing it. No one but Draco Malfoy that is. But does Draco really want to edit her book or does he just want to use her to get information about the Founders? The two of them end up setting out on an adventure to find something that no one knew the Founders left behind.

This story is currently on hiatus.

The Cloak Pin

This was the first one-shot and the first sex scene I ever wrote! Hermione sneaks away after the final battle to meet with her lover for the final time. A very emotional final time.

What Could Have Been

Hermione wakes up and finds that she is married to Draco Malfoy and that they have two kids. She doesn't know how this could have happened because she is married to Ron Weasley!

This was supposed to be a one-shot and can still be read as a stand-alone story. Most of the people who reviewed it requested it to be written into a full length story. So...I'm working on the sequel right now!

What Dreams May Come

The sequel to What Could Have Been. Please read that one first!

Check out my poems: www.fictionpress.info/dirtisyummy *but be gentle, these are old!*

I've been doing some Beta-ing for an author named MistressInk, her story is very good, very well-written, and very underappreciated so please check it out!