Hi!!

Sooooooooooooooooooooo, this is my profile, like it or hate it, it's what you got. Oh, and I used to write Warrior stories, but I found I like writing and reading HM more. I like Warriors and HM about the same, this is just for fanfiction purposes only!

Before you begin reading, you might be interested in this:

CHARACTERS I WILL USE: Miley Stewart, Robby Ray, Maybe Mikayla, Oliver Oken, Lilly Truscott, Jake Ryan, Jackson Stewart, Maybe Sarah, Any FICTIONAL person I make up to be a part in the story.

CHARACTERS I WILL NOT USE: Anyone NON-FICTIONAL. (NO this does not mean I'll change their names to Shane or Nate or anything else. Yup, this includes last names.) I don't care how much you flame any stories I write because of this. If you want to read a random Jonas/Miley Cyrus/Selena/Demi/Mandy/Emily/Mitchel story, re-enter the archive, close your eyes, and click on something. It'll probably have at least one of them in it.

Just so we're clear.

Oh, and if you're reading this because you got a link from a review from a Loliver/Jiley story, you might wanna stop reading right...about...NOW.

Ahem. Hello. The stuff below is random paragraphs I've written whenever I react to one of my ships or enemy ships. No, I haven't written them all at once, when there is a double-space interval between my entries, I've written the second one on a later date.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! I'VE JUST HEARD ABOUT THE EPISODE, HE AIN'T A HOTTIE, HE'S MY BROTHER AND I AM FLIPPIN' OUT!! OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG LACKSON!! I'M AM SO FRICKIN' HAPPY!! PLUS, THAT MIGHT MEAN MOLIVER!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

EDIT: NOOOOOOOOOOO!! I THOUGHT I WOULD LOVE THAT EPISODE, BUT THE END MADE ME THOROUGHLY DEPRESSED!! COME ON, WRITERS!! A DREAM?? YOU GIVE US A FLUFFY LACKSON EPISODE THAT TURNS OUT TO BE A DREAM?? WHAT THE F_CK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

Oh, and I just finished watching You Gotta Lose This Job. FINALLY a Moliver episode! FINALLY. I mean the ending? I was like "Awwwwwww!" And all the hugs! Man, usually there's only one hug per Moliver episode, but this was like, hug-orama! And the way he didn't want to lose a friend like her, and...and...and...it just made me happy. Moliver MUST happen now. It just HAS to. Screw Travis.

Oh hey, you know what Disney just did? They ripped my heart out, let me bleed to death, dropped my heart in the middle of the street, let some cars run over it, some pigeons pooped on it, and a dog ate it. Confused? I'm talking about WIDLAY. I mean, I was TOTALLY sure that they would just stay friends at the end, but NOOOOOOOO. THAT would only make me happy.

OMFG!! I'm not upset any more. I have just heard the possibly the greatest news ever since learning about WIDLAY. Somebody who foolows Mitchel Musso on Twitter announced this: He wrote an entry on Twitter saying that Loliver is purely temporary. YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY!! Becasuse if it doesn't work with Lilly...he's really gonna have one other option. (Option=Miley, BTW)

Soooo, have you heard of "I honestly love you, no not you?" Of course you have. (If you haven't, you can google it. But put "Hannah Montana" after it.) I'm super excited!! Okay, so he probably was saying it to the TV or a sandwhich or something, but still!! The premise just makes me happy! I'm pretty sure that this is the start of the end of Loliver that we've been waiting for!! (Also, check out the stills; looks like there'll be some Lackson, doesn't it?)

Just saw I honestly love you (no, not you.) Mad at the world.

Lookit! Here's some stuff about me. I stole the questions from someone's profile.

-Name: Begins with an M. That's all I shall say.
-Male/Female?: Female.
-Song: Seasons of Love from RENT.
-Color: BLUE
-Is the cup half empty or half-full?: Figuratively: Half-full. Many say that I'm an optimist. Literally: Half-empty! Come on, if you expect a full cup, you're probably going to first see that half of it is missing.
-Democrat or Republican?: Democrat.
-Loliver or Lackson?: If you've been paying attention, you should know.
-Jiley or Moliver?: Definitely Moliver. Jiley sucks.
-Gay/Straight/Bi?: Bi.
-Rain or Sun: If it isn't freezing, rain.
-What type of romance do you like the most?: Probably Love/Hate romance.
-Fave pairing EVER: Ummm, ever...probably...MoLiVeR!
-What are you doing now?: Typing now.

Basically, my love for HM circles around the pairings so here's what I think of them:

Moliver: I LOVE MOLIVER!! YAAAAAAAY! When I joined there was a huge chunk of them, but now they're pretty rare. BRING BACK MOLIVER!

Loliver: Lemme put it this way: When I saw WIDLAY, I cried. NOT tears of joy.

Jiley: I HATE Jiley! Jake's only been in like 6 episodes, he's never actually there, and...he's a huge jerk. He threatened to tell her secret just to blow off steam! Oliver just walks away when he's mad, comes back, and then they're friends again. (Please know that I have absolutely NOTHING against Cody Linley. The actor is quite an awesome person, I just hate his character.)Oh, and I know Jake has a very little sweet "Leslie" side, but that doesn't mean he and Miley are meant to be. Just so you don't think I'm totally blind to Jake's little sweet moments.

Liley: I think this is a cute pairing. Of course it won't happen, but it's adorable.

Lackson: ALMOST AS MUCH AS MOLIVER!! SOOOOOOOOOOO CLOSE!

Mikiley: I took a liking to it when I heard that it existed. My liking has faded a bit, but I'll read it.

Jackson/Oliver (Joliver?): Starting to like it some more, but Oliver and Jackson aren't ever seen together anymore.

Any Jonas Brother pairings: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!! Wait- wait. You serious? Oh, good heavens.

Other stuff about me:

Won't say my name, but if I could choose, it would be Elaura.

I like reading...I like the Twilight series, Warrior series, Harry Potter series, and a lot of books that don't belong to a series.

I like music...I like Aly and AJ, Avril Lavigne, The Beatles, Vanessa Carlton...I like the Miley Cyrus music, but sometimes her singing isn't that great. I think she sounds great just singing by herself, but not all jazzed up like that. I like a lot of other music, but I mostly like the songs themselves without being a fan over the band/person.

I like writing... Of course, I write Moliver stories!! I also write a lot of fantasy stories, I used to write Warriors but I've found that I like writing HM fanfiction more and visiting the HM archives more. I write mysteries, I'm trying to write a whodunit, but I usually don't put anything but Moliver stories on fanfiction because I just can't finish them! And I kinda want to keep them to myself.

I like stuff...I don't know, if I was to list everything I like here, my profile would never end!

My views of stuff: Agree, disagree, I don't care. Oh, and I live in America, where some of my views come from.

My parents say I'm too young to be a Republican or Democrat, but if I wasn't, I'd be a Democrat.

I don't think we should be in Iraq.

If you get an abortion within the first 3 months of pregnancy, I'm fine. But in the other months, you should have a pretty good reason, especially in the 7th, 8th , and 9th months.

I don't like animal testing. Why should the bunnies have to wear perfume if we can't test it ourselves??

Total dog person!

I couldn't care less about popular clothes, people, music, etc.

Cliques are stupid. I tell you, they have no clue where to put me, so people call me emo(??)

MOLIVER

-You ship it because of the way Oliver immedietly stood up when Miley forgot the lyrics at her concert

-And how he got her back on her feet.

-You ship it because for half a minute, Oliver and Miley were Romeo and Juliet.

-You ship it because of Oliver's long crush on Hannah

-Who was really Miley with a change of hair.

-You ship it because Oliver is the only boy who was always there for Miley

-And how all the other boys have broken her heart.

-You ship it because it took Miley some time to let go of Oliver the day that they hugged.

-You ship it because Miley has told Oliver that she loves him twice

-And has not told any other boy that same thing.

-You ship it because of the way that Oliver always stays with Miley

-Whether she has a sore throat or whether she doesn't want to take a picture with Jake Ryan.

-You ship it because Oliver told Miley that she would always be his best girl bud

-While completely forgetting that Lilly was right next to them at the time.

-You ship it because of the way Miley always puts her arm around Oliver

-Because she just can't keep off of him.

-You ship it because Oliver has had something against all of Miley's dates.

-You ship it because Miley is the only girl that he has ever been sweet and sensitive around.

-You ship it because of the way Oliver arranged a whole party for Miley after he learned that she got her license

-And later wondered if she liked the rap he made up for her.

-You ship it because Moliver has the sweet and touchy moments

-That Loliver just doesn't compare to.

-You ship it because Miley and Oliver are the perfect couple.

Remember, you can't spell romance without an O and an M.Copy and paste this to your profile if you know that Moliver is MEANT TO BE. Add your name to the list: TheEvilPumpkin18,

You know you live in 2008 when:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because after a gay couple gets married, people will feel generally more attracted to dogs.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage!

Fill in the list below with characters from any fandom, then answer the questions. Don't go changing the order when you read them!

I'm using Hannah Montana, by the way.

1. Miley

2. Jake

3. Oliver

4. Lilly

5. Tracy (Hannah's bud.)

6. Donesy (sp?) (Robbie's neighbor and enemy.)

7. Amber

8. Ashley

9. Mikayla

10. Jackson

11. Joannie.

12. Luanne.

Let's see here...

Questions and my answers:

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven (Donesy/Joannie)fic? Do you want to?

NOOOOOOOOOOO to both questions!!

2. Do you think Four (Lilly) is hot? How hot?

Yesh, I would say so :)

3. What would happen if Twelve (Luanne) got Eight (Ashley) pregnant?

I guess we'd find out that Luanne is really a guy!

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine (Mikayla)?

Yeah. It was a sweet Mikiley oneshot about how Mikayla gets fired and kicked out of her house becuase her Mom and manager discover that she's gay. No one accepts her but Miley.

5. Would Two (Jake) and Six (Donesy) make a good couple?

I'm gonna throw up if I think about that even more. But it keeps Jiley away!

6. Five/Nine (Tracy/Mikayla) or Five/Ten? (Tracy/Jackson) Why?

Five/Ten because Tracy already called Jackson cute (MBJATGBT) and Trikayla wouldn't start from anywhere! But I don't like Trackson becuase he is all Lilly's. Ya hear that, Tracy!?

7. What would happen if Seven (Amber) walked in on Two (Jake) and Twelve (Luanne) having sex?

She would probably be steaming mad. She likes Jake and could easily mistake Luanne for Miley, whom she hates.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (Oliver/Jackson) fic.

Locked in a bedroom with someone you hate is a bad thing. But locked in a room with someone you love is even worse. Jackson/Oliver oneshot.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight (Miley/Ashley) fluff?

No. Thank God. Actually, it might not be that bad. Interseting, and maybe cute. I'm seeing a plot right now...Shoot. I'd better move on, before I become completely mental.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Amber/Luanne) hurt/comfort fic.

Unforgivable

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four (Lilly) to deflower One (Miley)?

Awww, Liley :) But in a... um... different kind of way.

Let's see here... It was always wrong for two girls to go out. It was always shunned on by society. But at one Movie Night at Lilly's House with Miley, Lilly realizes that there are no rules in her house. She can get the person she wants most: Miley. But things can get too far too quickly.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three (Oliver) het?

Can't answer that. No friends list and no clue what het is. But if I did have one, maybe...

13. Does anyone on your friends list, write or draw Eleven (Joannie)?

NO FREAKIN FRIENDS LIST, OKAY?? But if I had one, probably not.

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five (Jake/Lilly/Tracy)?

I. Have. No. Friends. List. But the pairing actually makes sense, I bet that Lilly still likes Jake, I know that Tracy despises Lola, and it looks like Tracy would be the type to like Jake.

15. What might Ten (Jackson) scream at a moment of great passion?

"Awwwww, yeah!" seems to fit Jackson okay.

16. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight (Ashley), what song would you choose?

I'm thinking Fergilicious because she's so popular and apparently she's pretty/hot. But it might fit Amber better than Ashley.

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Miley/Donesy/Luanne) fic, what would the warning be?

Oh, BARF!! Eeeeew eeeew eeeeew! Well, at least that's my opinion. WARNING: Do not read if you have eaten within the last 6 hours.

18. What might be a good pick up line for Ten (Jackson) to use on Two(Jake)?

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... "You know, we can always come upstairs and slay some of our own zombies, baby." Actually, that's a pretty bad line. I'm not entirely sure what that means. I know it's about sex, but still...

19. When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Tracy)?

Early 2008, a songfic using the song Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne. Tracy and Oliver were going out, but Miley has something to say about that...

20. What is Six's (Donesy's) super secret kink?

I'm pretty sure he's gay. And I think he likes Robbie. Awwww, poor Robbie.

21. Would Eleven (Joannie) shag Nine (Mikayla)? Drunk or sober?

Definetly not sober, but MAYBE drunk.

22. If Three (Oliver) and Seven (Amber) get together, who tops?

I would pray that it only be temporary. I love Moliver and HATE Amber.

23. "(1) and (9) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). " What title would you give this fic?

Miley and Mikayla are in a happy relationship (That's not too bad.) until Mikayla runs off with Lilly. (Oh, that just adds to the drama! Lilly stealing her best friend's girl!) Miley, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Joannie (Errr...) and a brief unhappy affair with Luanne (Okay, EEWWW! It BETTER be unhappy if you're with your cousin!), then follows the wise advice of Tracy (That kinda makes sense, even though Tracy doesn't seem the type to give advice.) and finds true love with Oliver. BAM!! MOLIVER WINS!! WHOOOOO!! I'd call it something like Love hurts, but it's worth it.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

x You love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
x Dogs are better than cats.
x It's hilarious when people get hurt.
x You've played with/against boys on a team.
x Shopping is torture.
x Sad movies suck.
x You own/ed an X-Box.
x Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
x At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
xYou used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
x You watch sports on TV.
x Gory movies are cool.
x You go to your dad for advice.
x You own like a trillion baseball caps.
x You like going to high school football games.
x You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
xBaggy pants are cool to wear.
x It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
x Sports are fun
x Talk with food in your mouth. (sometimes)
x Sleep with your socks on at night

Total: 19

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
x You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
x You don't like the movie Star Wars.
x You were in gymnastics/dance
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
x You smile a lot more than you should.
x You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
x You love the movies.
x Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 6

Tomboy! Oh, and I go to my sister for advice, I guess that's more on my girl side.

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Top 3 reasons Loliver annoys me:

3. People can not differentiate between Mithchel and Emily and Oliver and Lilly. They're all like, "Lilly and Oliver like each other because they did a song together," but THAT'S MEMILY, NOT LOLIVER! Also those pictures of Emily and Mitchel on Miley Stewart's wall is also Memily cuz I recognize those pictures from MITCHEL EMILY related things. (Plus, they ain't ever gonna show that dumb wall to us.) NOT LOLIVER!! MEMILY!!

2. Those "Loliver" moments. I mean, Moliver has that Romeo Juliet scene (They coulda been ANYBODY else and the rest of the epi wouldn't have changed), the ending of Joaine B. Goode (You'll always be my BEST girl bud), The hug on the beach (I know Oliver said he felt nothing, but consider Miley's feelings. She didn't let go until after about 3 seconds after Oliver put his arms up, plus that scene was a little fore-shadowy.) etc. But Loliver fans only have a little romance, the rest is just "They laugh and talk and argue so they must be in love."

1. That dumb preschool thing. Everyone says that they were going out in preschool, but it only says that Lilly held his hand. And she gave a good reason, too. And I could tell that she wasn't lying cuz a.) she didn't giggle (Smells Like Teen Sellout) and b.) it's disney, people. It is sooooooo easy to spot liers on disneychannel. Plus, it didn't even say that Oliver liked it!! I don't know where you people are getting THAT from.
EDIT: Oh, and if you STILL think that Lilly was lying when she told Miley the reason for holding Oliver's hand, well MILEY held his hand in 1 episode. AND she had a good reason for it!! And they obviously weren't going out then! So why can't y'all believe Lilly when she gave her acceptable response??

OOOh, 1 more thing: In which episode did it say that Lilly was Oliver's BEST friend and Miley wasn't?? SURPRISE: THERE WAS NEVER AN EPISODE THAT SAID THAT!!

In "Cuffs Will Keep us Together", Oliver didn't answer Miley and Lilly's question on who he liked better cuz he COULDN'T DECIDE WHO HE LIKED MORE!! I know Lilly and Oliver have known each other longer, but it doesn't mean that Oliver likes Lilly more!! (Actually, at the end of Joanie B. Goode, it seemed like it was the exact opposite.)Also, in "When You Wish You Were The Star", it looked like Lilly and Oliver had absolutely NOTHING to do with each other now that Miley hadn't existed. That's not very best friend-ish.

Top three reasons I HATE Jiley:

Wow. Is this list really necessary? Nope. So I'll just tell you all to go back up to where I listed couples and what I thought of them, and you'll find out why I hate Jiley. I heard he wasn't even in the movie. Seriously, if Miley wants a boyfriend, he better be there for her and least HALF of the time. I think Jiley was just made cuz the writers were bored one day.

Oooooooooooooooooooh, here comes the copy 'n paste portion!

If you think the leprechan should be able to eat his cereal in peace, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that the poor rabbit deserves his cereal, copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you eat, sleep, and breathe Moliver 'n Lackson, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are one of the 7 people in this section who knows that it is called The Hannah Montana fandom and not The Jonas Brothers fandom or The Selena and Demi fandom, copy and paste this to your profile

If you nearly fainted/fainted when you heard about He ain't a hottie, he's my brother, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you often use phrases that don't make sense, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name and your most recent phrase. TheEvilPumkin18-I'm flying like a manatee!

If you can't stand real-world slashes/incest/both like Nick/Joe or Miley/Emily, copy and paste this to your profile. Nothing against the characters, like Lilly/Miley, but this is REAL-WORLD. How would you feel if you were famous, went on fanfiction, and suddenly someone paired you with your sister?? Pretty weird and grossed out, I bet.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think everyone I see is hot.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress (I DO act, but that's beside the point.)

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I'm POPULAR, so I MUST be a bitch

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'M A BOXER, so I MUST be a dim-witted oaf who can't speak proper English.

I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I'm STRAIGHT, so I MUST think gays are repulsive.

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian (I am, but AGAIN it's beside the point)

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I'm a TEACHER, so I MUST be a mean, boring person who has no life.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm an OPTIMIST, so I MUST smile and sing happy songs so much that people think I'm on drugs.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I like RAP, so I MUST be a school drop-out gang member

I'm a TEACHER'S PET, so I MUST secretly be a bitch.

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I watch HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST not read.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I'm from CALIFORNIA, so I MUST be like the girls from "Laguna Beach" and "The OC"

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist

I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.

I'm ELDERLY, so I MUST be nearly blind, too forgetful, and a grump.

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try

I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans

I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet

I DONT HAVE A BOYFRIEND, so i MUST be a lesbian, or a loser

I KNOW HOW TO SEW, so I MUST be old fashioned.

I OBSESS OVER MILEY CYRUS, so I MUST be a loser.

I LIVE IN FLORIDA, so I MUST be tan and hispanic

I'm a MALE HOMOSEXUAL, so I MUST lisp and wear tight, bright clothes.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST not know how to dance or run.

I'm WHITE, so i must be a loser.

I'm a NEWYORKER, so I MUST have a bad additude.

I'm the MIDDLE CHILD so I MUST be ignored.

I HAVE A LAPTOP, so i must be a spoiled brat.

I HAVE A MYSPACE, so I MUST be a sexual predator

I'm FROM ITALY, so i must eat only pasta and tomato sauce.

I'm FUNNY, so I MUST not have a care in the world.

I'm the ELDEST, so I MUST be bossy and arrogant.

I'm the YOUNGEST, so I MUST be a spoiled little bratt.

I STUDY AT A PRIVATE SCHOOL, so I MUST be a drama queen.

I STUDY AT A PUBLIC SCHOOL, so I MUST have a dark future.

I LOVE ART, so I MUST have no care of my hygiene.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST be a narrow-minded bible-thumper.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST have an eating disorder.

I'm a TEENAGE GIRL, so I MUST be a prep who's obsessed with being thin and having a clear face.

I LOVE TO EAT, so I MUST be a fat glutton. (Eating is fun!)

I'm OUR CLUB'S TREASURER, so I MUST be corrupt.

I'm SMART, so I MUST be a nerd who lives in the library.

I VISIT FAN FICTION FREQUENTLY, so I MUST be a desperate fan with weird dreams.

I'm ATTRACTIVE, so I MUST be a mean whore.

I'm TAN, so I MUST have tons of whitening products on m shelf.

I HAVE BRACES, so I MUST be a freaky nerd who loves her dentist.

I'm not (completely) against ABORTION, so I MUST be against life.

I WEAR GLASSES, so I MUST have misused my eyes before.

I WEAR GLASSES, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm a VEGITARIAN, so I MUST be a crazed tree-hugging eco freak.

If you hate steryotypes, copy and paste this to your profile and add any more that you know. Bold is me.

If you cursed the writers, screamed, punched things, and/or threw things when you saw the ending of He Ain't a Hottie, He's my brother, copy and paste this to your profile.

CAT FACE RULES! CAP to your profile if you agree. If you have no f_cking clue what I'm talking about, GO WATCH CAT FACE! It's probably on Youtube. IT IS AWESOME!

I've been Rick Rolled! CAP to your profile if you have too.

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
Getting high meant swinging at a playground?
The worst thing you could get from a boy was cooties?
Mom was your hero
and Dad was the boy you were gonna marry?
When your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings?
And race issues were about who ran fastest?
When War was a card game?
And life was simple and care free?
Remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

CAP to your profile if you are still 5 inside, no matter how old you are now.

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the girl who lost my friends when they found out that I was dating another female.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!

95.3 percent of teen girls would faint if they met the Jonas Brothers.

CAP to your profile if you are the 4.7 percent who would take the oppurtunity to tell them that they should leave fame to those that don't consider wailing into their microphones a song.

Moliver Quiz!!

1. What do you think of Moliver?: IT'S F_CKIN' AWESOME!!

2. If Moliver happened, what would you do?: Squeal, happy dance, call my friends, say, "I told you, suckers!" to them all, happy dance some more, call the writers, tell them that I'm happy they pulled through for me, and give them lots of gifts.

3. When you see a squee-worthy Moliver moment, you...: Squee, of course. And beam. But if it's a kiss or something else that was actually romance...see answer number 2.

4. If Moliver didn't happen, what would you do?: Depends if any other shippings happened, like Loliver or Jiley. If one of them/both of them happen at the end, I would switch off the TV, sit very still, clench my fist, turn red, and my eye would probably twitch. I'd stay like that, not moving, until I explode. Then, I'd go beat up the writers. If no hated shippings happened, I'd be disappointed because of no Moliver, but I would be glad that Loliver or Jiley didn't happen either.

5. Do you think Travis (Dude from the HM movie) will ruin things between Miley and Oliver?: RARRRRR! I'm afraid Miley's going to permanently end up with him!! But a part of me is saying that things might not work out between them, and she'll realize her feelings for her donut friend.

6. Name a Moliver moment: My new favorite is the ending of YGLTJ. It was just so cute.

7. How do you want Moliver to happen?: So, Jake's back, and him and Oliver are arguing about something. At one point, Jake goes, "Why do you hate me so much, Oken?!" and Oliver, not thinking, blurts out, "Because you stole Miley from me!" or something like that. Then, Jake is all still, and as the camera moves, we see Miley standing somewhere where she was secretly listening to the argument. At this point, everybody's mouth is pretty wide open. Oliver, seeing Miley, gets all embarrassed and runs from wherever they were, and Miley follows. The two talk about their feelings for each other, and Miley admits that she's always had a special spot for Oliver in her heart. I won't go into detail, but it ends with a smooch between Miley and Oliver.

8. Do you truly believe that Moliver will happen?: it's got a great chance, but I'm afraid the writers will make Loliver happen because apparently, Lilly and Oliver casually hanging out with each other is the highest form of romance, so everybody goes and ships it because they are dumb. Dumb dumb dumb.

9. Think of a good reason Moliver will happen.: See answer number 1.

10. When people bash Moliver, you...: Want to slug them.

11. You hate it when people say THIS about Moliver: "They have no chemistry!" Besides the fact that the writers had to go off and pair L and O, Moliver has heaps of more chemistry than Loliver.

Random Moliver hint of the Month:

October- When Jake tried to live a double-life as that foreign kid in order to date Miley with more privacy, he said that he was now a nobody, like Oliver. Like Oliver. He changed into a nobody that Miley would enjoy dating more. LIKE OLIVER!! A NICE, NORMAL KID THAT MILEY WANTS TO BE WITH. LIKE OLIVER!! I'm pretty sure that that's a hint that Miley will get together with someone normal, especially because she didn't like dating Jake because he was too celebrity. Just someone normal. Like Oliver. SHE'LL GET TOGETHER WITH SOMEONE LIKE OLIVER!! What name do you get when you think of "someone like Oliver"? OOOh, I got one. OLIVER!

November- Lilly is SO on to Miley about a possible crush on Oliver. In MGYG, she said that she might love Oliver, deep down. Also in MGYG, she was giving Miley this smiley look when Miley said that Oliver was sweet (in the limo as Hannah). In MBFB, at the resturant, Hannah/Miley was giving Lucas flirty looks. Lola/Lilly then tried guessing who it was, including Oliver's name. This means that she wouldn't be surprised if Miley was flirting with Oliver. Also, just look around. Their are plenty of looks she gives Miley that says, "You so like Oliver." Plus, it says that Miley might like Oliver on Lilly's profile. Why the heck would that be on there if there wasn't going to be Moliver? EDIT: Oh no! It doesn't say that anymore! But I found something even better! Check out Oliver's profile! It says: "Hannah Montana is in love with me! At least, I think she is." He probably didn't want to say "Miley" because that would be mega obvious. Oh, and don't argue that he didn't know Miley was HM. At the bottom, it says: "I attend Hannah Montana concerts as Mike Standley." , so obviously he knows her secret in his profile! This shows that he's got a thing for Miley!

December-MILEY AND OLIVER HAVE KISSED! It's true, but it never aired for some dumb reason. This shows that The writers are on our MxO side. I did NOT just make this up. I did NOT just hear it from a rumor. Miley Cyrus confirmed it. You can hear her say it yourself. ThisIsTorched posted a youtube vid that included news about the kiss. It's called Miley Cyrus on...(Forgot the reset of the title, but you'll know what video it is when you see it.) EDIT: Don't say that they never aired it because they're going in a Loliver direction. Mitch was Miley's first kiss, so they obviously shot it WAY early in the series, before Jiley ever happened.

January- In the episode Softly Killing Me By His Hight, Miley admitted to being a sucker for brown eyes. And we all know that she isn't sticking to Connor. So... does Jake have brown eyes? Nope, he's got hazel-ish. Does Oliver have brown eyes? DING DING DING! WE HAVE A WINNER!!

February-Okay, in We're all on this Date together, at the end of the eprisode, Oliver was talking to Miley about how "The Universe Doesn't Want Certain People Together" and stuff, and besides the fact that he changed his voice into the sweet tone like he did at the end of JBG, he kinda seemed...I dunno, glad. I can't explain it. And when Johnny came back, and Lilly said "Looks like the universe is giving her another chance," Oliver didn't say anything. But when Miley puked, Oliver DID say, "And the universe has spoken!" Isn't it a little odd that Oliver only said something when Miley blew it than when she had a shot with Johnny? And not only that, he was SMILING when he said it. Now, why would he be more glad that Miley ruined her chance with Johnny than when she had a shot?

March- Joannie Palumbo. A big hint. Confused? Well, I show you some support:
1. Miley and Joannie hate each other. Eye roll all you want, but I still think there's a point to that. I'm also sure the writers meant something when Miley said, and I quote, "I don't like your girlfriend." I mean, were Oliver and Joannie even boyfriend and girlfriend yet?

2. If you look back at JBG, you can see that Oliver only started liking Joannie because of her looks, mostly "Those deep, green eyes."
"So what?" you may be asking. Well, here's So what: I google image searched Miley Cyrus just now to make sure I was right, and BINGO! She's got green eyes. She also has other characteristics, like her brown hair. (When Joannie wore a purple shirt, I really did confuse her with Miley when I first saw her.) But here's the thing: Oliver and Joannie are really a no-match. Think about it; Oliver felt tortured when he and Joannie wanted to eat all the veggies while others got to eat meat, and it didn't take many episodes for Oliver to realize that he wanted OUT of the Joaliver relationship. (That's what I'm calling it.) Now, what does this have to do with Moliver? Well, Miley has a lot of Joannie's looks, but she's the complete OPPOSITE of Joannie. And if Oliver loved Joannie's looks but not her personality, shouldn't he love Miley's looks and Miley's personality?? EH??

April- Let's see: WIDLAY had Loliver (sob and shudder), a bunch of epis had Jiley, HAAHHMB technically had Lackson (sadly, in her dream), so I'm thinking that Moliver is going to happen at least once.

May- Lilly and Oliver broke up over a fight between Coldplay and Radiohead, while Miley initially gave up Indiana Joannie for him. I have a feeling those factors are going to play a big part in the "Who gets Oliver?"part of HM.

June- There's a new episode coming out called "Miley hurt the feelings of the Radio star". (THAT'S WHERE THE PIC I HAVE IS FROM.) It just looks loaded with Moliver.

July- When Oliver is mad at Miley, Miley is...well, genuinely upset. But if he's mad at Lilly? Well, the Lilly wouldn't really care. I mean, I know in WIDLAY Lilly acted all, "I missed you, Ollie-pop!" but she didn't even show it. (Besides, no one but Miley was really in character during that episode. I mean, REALLY.)

Stuff I Hate

1. The Jonas Brothers.

They cannot sing. When they sing, it looks and sounds like they're dying. They have taken over...EVERYTHING, and THEY AIN'T CUTE. They are FUGLY FUGLY FUGLYYYYYYYYY!!

2. HM writers.
WHY would you end HAAHHMB like that? NOR do you put enough Moliver in your scripts. You ruined my night last night, I HOPE YOU ALL ARE HAPPY! I was SUPER-SYKED, I had seen commercials, heard about it online..all that good stuff. And then OOOPS, it was just a dream? IF THIS WASN'T FORESHADOWING, YOU PEOPLE ARE DEAD!

3. Loliver Fans.
I don't feud with them because they ship a pairing I don't like, I'm not that shallow. But I've seen a LOT of comments on Moliver videos saying "No, Loliver is gonna happen" or "Why do you ship this? Loliver has a lot more chemistry". I'm HAPPY you found a ship that you love, but WE SHIP MOLIVER. I'M SO SORRY, BUT IT'S THE PAIRING WE LIKE. For the Lollie lickers who don't stoop to this level, good for you. I respect you.

4. Miley haters who post videos about how much she sucks.
Okay, I KNOW everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but usually the videos are filled with a lot of lies that come from their asses. And some of the reasons are just...lame. There was: Miley is plagarist becasue she doesn't write her own songs.
Umm, not writing your own songs and having someone else do it WILLINGLY and SPECIFACALLY FOR YOU is legal. Come ON. She even gives Billy Ray credit.

5. HM fanfic writers who try to pass things off as legal.
I'm not talking about the Shane or Nate stories. Those piss me off, but they ARE legal. I'm talking about people who write THIS IS LEGAL in their summaries but the names Nick JONAS, Kevin JONAS, Joe JONAS, Demi LOVATO, and/or Selena GOMEZ are clearly in there too. I can write "I am an evil purple chipmunk from outer space" on my hand and it doesn't make it true. So writing THIS IS LEGAL in your summaries doesn't make them legal.

6. When people say, "There are starving children in Africa, so eat everything on your plate."
Ya know what? I'M NOT HUNGRY! CAN'T YOU PEOPLE DEAL WITH THAT?! Also, that basically says, "Eat up! Kids in Africa are starving, so eat everything on your plate while they die!"

7. When people say, "Being gay is not god's way."
Ummm, now you ain't God, are you? Also, I CAN'T HELP IT IF I'M BI! People who says crap like that OBVIOUSLY aren't gay/bi OR have a good relationship with gay/bi people. Trust me. As a bisexual, I can say that I don't choose this. I can also say that I've been brought up like all my friends, so don't say that my parents brainwashed me or abused me or anything.

8. When JB writers talk about how "Jonabiotics are destroying creativity."
Wow. How creative can it be to take a person who already exists and put them in a story that has the exact same plotline of all the other JB stories? You wanna be creative? Have the Jobros die. That hasn't been done too much. And after they're dead, add Moliver.

9. Word Perfect (I know, I know, it's pretty outdated, but I still have it.)
Okay, so I upload stories onto , and the lines are super short! They only take up like 5 inches of the whole screen! (In width, of course.) Why can't the lines be longer? RAWWWWWR!

10. When stupid Loliver fans scream, "Loliver has the word love in it!"
NO, it freakin doesn't. Ok, maybe it has all the letters of love, and maybe they are in the right order, but it's called LOLIVER. Not LOVELIVER. It doesn't have the word LOVE in it unless the letters are together. And even if they WERE together, I highly doubt that that's a sign from the Gods above that Loliver will happen.

11. When people call Miley a whore
You guys do know that in order to be a whore, you have to have a lot of sex, right? Miley hasn't had sex ONCE, let alone a lot of times. And okay, the pics of her on the internet were suggestive, but it's her boyfriend, for Pete's sake! She can lie on him if she wants! It's not a guy that she hooked up with at a bar! And she IS 16. People from my sister's high school started first having sex around her age, and they definitely aren't sluts and whores! If she wants to get intimate with her boyfriend, then it isn't really a problem. She isn't going to expose herself to the kids, like people claim she did in Vanity Fair, nor is she going to make a sex tape. Oh my GOD, people! (P.S.: The photo scandal only showed half of the girl's back! How is that nudity?)

12. When people want her to be the world's most perfect role model and stay Hannah Montana forever
Guys, she IS 16. This might have been easier to stay perfect at 12, but not at 16. All of my friends basically tell me, "Oh! She shouldn't do anything wrong, because she's a role model for kids, and blah, blah, blah." First of all, the pictures on the internet aren't labeled, "Kids! Come look at me! See what I'm doing!" And second, even though she IS Miley Cyrus, she's still a normal, human girl. You really can't expect her to stay Disney's Pop Princess forever, can you?

13. WIDLAY:
Okay, not only was that a terrible couple, but the episode itself was so...ugh. Usually on couple episodes on Disney Channel, the characters spend the whole episode falling in love and developing a relationship. In WIDLAY, It's just sort of "BTW! Lilly and Oliver are dating!" I know I wouldn't want my ship getting together that way.

14. People who claim to be bi:
Right now, it seems that half the teenage population is claiming to be bisexual, and that ticks me off. Now, I know that I have stated that I am above, but that's because I have had more than a few crushes on both sexes, and I just feel general attraction between both girls and guys. Most of the people who say they're bi have:

A. "Checked out" a few members of the same sex and now think they are bisexual, even though they will shout "Eeew!" if they think about being in an actual relationship with them.

B. A simple crush on just one or two members of the same sex, but don't feel attracted to any other same-sex members. That's just a part of puberty.

C. Actually decided they are 100 percent straight, but claim to be bi to get attention.

YOUR REAL NAME:

Miranda (Poop, I told you.)

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Mirizzle (I like it, actually. I might keep it.)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue Dolphin

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Ruth Murdock (Seems more detectiv-y.)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):Kapmiump

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Purple Cola (Kewl!)

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Iprerkn (Nice.)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Ann (Nice. Ann.)

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Sydney (Very...goth-y.)

I could not live without...

Those Moliver moments on HM

Fanfiction.net (I like the internet)

Youtube.com

Windows Movie Maker. A crappy program, but Sony Vegas didn't feel like downloading right.

My friends

Most of my family

Put your iPod on Shuffle and copy down the songs!! Do it now!!

1.) How am I feeling today?

Dear Maria, Count Me in (?)

2.) Where will I get married?

California (Nice.)

3.) What is my best friend's theme song?

I'll Cover You (That isn't quite what I'd say...)

4.) What is/was high school like?

Lazy Sunday (Actually, that isn't what I'd say at all.)

5.) What is the best thing about me?

Glass of Water (The best thing about me is a glass of water? Huh.)

6.) How is today going to be?

That Green Gentlemen (Pretty odd. No pun intended.)

7.) What is in store for this weekend?

Dragostea Din Tei (I don't even know what that means...)

8.)What song describes my parents?

Shake It (NOOOO!)

9.) How is my life going?

Kelsey (Whoa! I have a crush on someone named Kelsey. but I wouldn't say that single-handedly describes my life.)

10.)What song will they play at my funeral?

Pumpkin Soup (I'd prefer if they didn't.)

11.) How does the world see me?

Read my Mind (Am I that obvious?)

12.) What do my friends really think of me?

Brand New Day ("It's a brand new day, and the sun is high, all the birds are singing cuz you're gonna die." I am such a dork.)

13) Do people secretly like me?

Drops of Jupiter (What?)

14.) How can I make myself happy?

The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide is Press Coverage (Good advice.)

15.) What should I do with my life?

Lying is the Most Fun a Girl can Have Without Taking her Clothes off (So...I should lie? Or have sex?)

16.) Will I be happy?

I'm on a Boat (Rahhh...all of these titles ar just statments!)

17.) What is some good advice?

In the End (In the end what? Don't leave me hanging, Linkin Park!)

18.) What do I think my current theme song is?

My Freeze Ray (...)

19.) What does everyone else think my current theme song is?

When you were young (I'm only 14! How much younger can I get?)

20.) What type of men/women do you like?

The Sound of Settling (Ah.)

21.) Will you get married?

Funplex (These songs do not give straight answers!)

22.)What should I do with my love life?

Seasons of Love (Well, at least it has the slightest thing to do with the question.)

23.) Where will you live?

Skyway Avenue (YES!! AN ANSWER!!)

24.) What will your dying words be?

Thanks for the Memories (Ah, that would be so epic!)

25.) Am I hot?

Yellow (Hmmm...yellow is one of the "warm" colors, so I'll take that as a yes. Thank you.)

26) What are your hobbies?

Take me or Leave me (?)

27)Do you like sports?

Seventeen Forever (I don't think being eternally youthful is a sport. Sorry, Metro Station.)

28)Do you talk a lot?

Jizz in my Pants (Oh my God! Eeew!)

29)Do you like books?

Fer Sure (I do, it's true.)

30)Do you like yourself?

Sugar, We're Going Down (For some reason, I think that's a "no.")

Hey! Here is me being snarky to Loliver fans because I'm bored.

1. OMG! Lilly and Oliver were going out in preschool!!

OMG! They MUST have been! I know that in PRESCHOOL, nobody holds hands unless they are dating!! Please. In my preschool, it was pretty much a RULE to hold hands every time you went to use the bathroom. Also, preschoolers understand the concept of a platonic relationship. So really, ANYBODY holding hands in preschool is pretty... unimportant.

2. Rawwwr! Miley is so girly!! Oliver would date somebody like Lilly.

Yes, we can clearly see that Oliver always chases after tomboys. And we've never seen him go after anyone like Miley. coughHANNAHcough.

3. The writers should pair Miley with a random guy. Give her Jake or Johnny.

Smart, right? Pair the main character with a random guy so that one pairing will completely suck the attention away from her.

4. Moliver just has no chemistry!! LOLIVER 4EVER!!

Ah, yes. All of the hugs, the Romeo and Juliet, the "You'll always be my best girl bud", the way that Oliver just HAD to be crushing on Hannah, no. None of that compares to the potty song with Mike and Lola.

5. Oliver looked sooooo jealous of Lilly when she was with Luke.

Can you guys differrentiate between "jealous" and "disgusted"? Ah, and then you think, "Well, why was he disgusted?" BECAUSE OF HER FREAKIN BACKWASH! IT'S DISNEY! SOME THINGS JUST ARE! HOW COMPLEX DO YOU THINK DISNEY IS!! LET IT GO. And P.S: When he was discussing the double date with Miley, he had to talk about the whole new level of emotional status she was feeling for Luke, and he had a straight face the whole time. If he really wanted to be with Lilly, he'd probably say it all disappoionted, and with eye rolling. You've gotta notice other stuff, not just the things you want to notice.

6. Moliver is disgusting.

Care to expand, or is that the best attack you've got? Tsk, tsk.

7. OMFG!! LOLIVER HAPPENED!!

OMFG!! THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE VIEWERS LIKE YOU ARE STUPID AND DEMANDED A STUPID SHIP UNTIL DISNEY HAD TO MAKE THIS STUPID EPISODE!! IT WOULDA BEEN MOLIVER YOU LITTLE -BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!-!!

8. Eeew Jackson is like 32 and Lilly is like 15, they can't get together.

Noooo, JACKSON is 17 and Lilly is 15. I know those 2 letters really threw you guys off there.

Some favorite quotes of me, my friends, and whoever else (that I can remember):

1. Me: "God, Mark! You don't make babies that way!"

2. Rachel (to Mr. Adams, a teacher that lets people hang out in his room after school): "Oh, you're a nice lady!"
Mr. Adams: What?
Rachel: "I'm just kidding."
Me: "Yeah, you're not that nice."

3. Emma: "I'm sorry, but Moliver will never happen."
Me: "Expletive"

4. Emma (This is a different Moliver vs Loliver argument.): Well, Miley and Oliver aren't all "lovey-dovey."
Me: So, Lilly and Oliver are?
Emma: Well, they spend more time together.
Me: Like that matters. Hey: here's a hundred reasons why Moliver is better than Loliver: (Later, I wrote up a list in my notebook and showed it to Emma.)
Emma: "Uhhh..."
Me: "Yeah! You got NOTHIN', homeslice!"

5. Person: (BTW, this time I'm chatting on Gaiaonline to a rude person who won't leave me alone): "You're so expletive ugly."
Me: "Your mom."
Person: "No one likes you."
Me: "Your mom.
Person: "??"
Me: "Your mom."
Person: "What the expletive are you talking about?"
Me: "Your mom."
Person: "You're a retarded loser."
Me: "Your mom."
Person: "God, is that the best you can do?"
Me: "Your mom."
Person: Expletive you, you little expletive!"
Me: "Your mom."
Person: "Whatever. I'm gonna talk to someone who has a life."
Me: "Your mom."
Person: "Expletive"
Me: "Your mom."
Person: (Leaves)
Me: "Victory!"

Mom: "Make up your mind! First you said you hated the chalkboard, then you liked it, but now you're happy I'm taking it away!"
Me: "Well, when life gives me lemons, I make lemonade. But when I don't have to drink the lemonade, I go sit under an apple tree. And then I pick the apples. And then I eat them."