Let me begin by Saying!!!

Have you seen how low mortgage rates have been recently? It’s litereally a buyers market! J

That is one of the last things in my enormous mind at the moment. Welcome to my bio page, it’s pretty low in the xaz factor, but fluff isn’t important here anyways. My name is Colin Barretto, and I can’t think of a single word that describes who the hell I am. What I can tell you though is that I love writing and working with other people on sharpening their craft. My pen name Lord Of Illusion describes one of the things I do best, write fiction. However this is just one of the many things I enjoy and try to perfect in my existance

I’m into a wide variety of performing arts and athletics. I enjoy working out just as much as listening to good music or ripping my hair out and being a terrible perfectionist when working on a particular piece or just jamming out and enjoying the energy and spirit that levitates from the experience of the art. My instruments or weapon of choice is the guitar. Whether it is electric, bass, acoustic I’ll make it happen or at least give it a shot.I like reading and writing things like poetry, adventure stories, chronicles, and songs. However; I’m no book worm either I love beer especially Guinness hot rods that will tear up the pavement (I just got a new Infiniti I30 and it kicks major ass!), energetic chicks with spirit, and of course partying when I have the time are some of my other great passions. And of course there is the vast universe that is anime, theatrics and poetry. I like to write a lot of fan fics about anime because I can express a lot of my ideas and tell a really great story through this medium, and by using well known and respected characters. Theatrics are really cool because I feel like I actually become part of and can live through the story. Lastly there is poetry, the thing I like most about poetry is it’s artistic license the creator is granted, and the wide range of variety of emotions, messages, and themes that can be expressed through this art form. This is part of the

reason why I write, so I can get my ideas out into the universe of the literary world. I also what to give you an experience you won’t forget over night. While my narratives are not 3000 mph rollercoaster rides they are compelling, thrilling, dark, imaginative, moving, suspenseful, hilarious, and hopefully motivating. On my MySPace page that should be up soon L I will have music that you can play at certain paragraphs in my stories to help you understand the full message that is being induced, or a particular scene in the story where there are certain emotions that are being evoked, and overall to help the reader stimulate their imagination.

Well that’s what I’ve got right now, see ya later

May The Force Be With You!!!

Colin Quote

Time is a delusion; the only time now is party time!