Author has written 12 stories for Twilight, and Naruto. Old user name : xox.M.i.d.n.i.g.h.t.xox My Profile: Full Name: Sarah ... Age: Some say I'm 14, others say I'm 130 years old, (It sucks because, I always fail history.) Birthday: There is no point in me telling you ...unless you buy me presents =D Grade: I lost count twenty years ago... Astrologic Sign: Leo... Hear me roar! RAWR!! Blood Type: ... Who needs blood, when you can have venom? Eyer Color: Brown, past down from my human life...Hair color: Black, brown and red. Race: Vampire... Nick Names: When people apporchme they usually like to call me: Go to Hell!, Betch, Whore, Skinny betch, Friendless skank... (etc.) ... You can probably see I am very popular (note the sarcasm) Favorite Color: What isn't my favourite colour? Favorite Food: Blood, blood and Scooby Snacks. Likes: Reading, Writing, Drawing, Designing, Dancing, going on the Computer, eating, listening to music, singing, taking pictures, sleeping, staying up late, partying, thinking, ogling, typing and dressing up!! Dislikes: Every thing else. Hobbies: ...No Comment... Personality: Loner, friendly, SUPER HYPER, quiet, ... EVERY THING! Bella: http:///articles/Gilmore_Girls/Images/alexis-bledel-1.jpg Edward: http:///i/150/Movies/Actors3/F8BW814165668_150x200.jpg Alice: http:///filmes/ela_e_demais/ela_e_demais02.jpg Emmett: http:///articles/tomwelling1.gif Rosalie: http:///eol_images/Profiles/20060928/244.lively.blake.092706.jpg Jasper:http:///main/content/wp/en/thumb/7/7b/180px-Trent2.jpg Mike: http:///CodyLinley.jpg Italian green blown glass vase: http:///italy20vase201.jpg Crazy One Shots! BAMMM! the leather pants: http:///mens/images/646.jpg Leather Jacket : http:///images/women_leather/SSBM10844bikerLg.jpg An.Annoyance.You.Can't.Live.Without http:///xox.an.annoyance.you.cant.live.without.xox?cr=5&linkvar=000044 Favourite Quotes This Kitchen is Bitchin' -- Accepted DEATH! YOU ARE MY BITCH LOVER!! -- Wedding Crashers "Hello, I am Shannon the gay boy that wished you into existence, take care of my planet for me, I am gay, GOOOD - BYEEEEE!" The good die young... Us bitches live forever!! -emo accent- Hi... I'm cocoa, the happy fish... Forever isn't as long as it use to be. IT'S IN YOU FREAKIN CAT!! OMC-Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. that and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God. A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..." Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both. All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you. Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916 Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843 Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901 Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916 Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901 Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! After I read New Moon, I tried to book a plane down to Forks, so I could kick Jacob's werewolf ass! There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back Having the love of your life say "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought My Gay-dar is ponting at you madly, in your tight jeans and man make-up... I think there's something wrong with it... You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door. An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject Ever stop to think and forget to start again? I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole! I live in a worls of Rainbows, hearts and Unicorns. The rainbow is only in shades of grey and black, The hearts are broken and bleeding and the unicorn are cutting them selves with their horns... All in all it's my perfect life=D Guys with Emo hair are like a billion times more sexy than other guys. 'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO! My goal in life is to have everyone I have ever come into contact with fall in love with Twilight series, and, more importantly, EDWARD! You're intoxicated by my very presence Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! I smile because I have no idea what's going on! Life was so simple when boys had cooties I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator! I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I could tell you what happened in the first chapter of Eclipse, but then I would have to kill you. I ran with scissors, and lived! Did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what? You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepair to shatter. Oh him? He just has the most ah-dorable eyes you could ever fall for, and the cutest smile that will take your breath away And he has the ability to make you laugh when when the world just wants you to frown. COPY AND PASTE!! If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. 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If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hizmit12-waterlilly3721, hinoru14, Hinata of the Waterfall. xox.M.i.d.n.i.g.h.t.xox If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. 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If you hate selfish, racist, homophobic, biased assholes, put this in your profile If you can spout a random Naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile. If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile. You know you live in the year 2000+ when... 1.) You accidentaly enter you password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB: If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. Hey you! I know you're just dying to do this!! 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so, scroll down (Don’t cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down. 3. If you’re initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you Fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but The memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life Changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do Anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... 9. If you choose... 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! Man: Where have you been all my life? FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would read ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit! xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. SUPPORT THE BUNNY! ( )( ) /_0_0_ Paste the Leaf Symbol on your page if you are a TRUE NARUTO FAN! |
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