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Joined 06-11-07, id: 1298441, Profile Updated: 12-14-08
Author has written 12 stories for Twilight, and Naruto.

Old user name : xox.M.i.d.n.i.g.h.t.xox

My Profile:

Full Name: Sarah ...

Age: Some say I'm 14, others say I'm 130 years old, (It sucks because, I always fail history.)

Birthday: There is no point in me telling you ...unless you buy me presents =D

Grade: I lost count twenty years ago...

Astrologic Sign: Leo... Hear me roar! RAWR!!

Blood Type: ... Who needs blood, when you can have venom?

Eyer Color: Brown, past down from my human life...Hair color: Black, brown and red.

Race: Vampire...

Nick Names: When people apporchme they usually like to call me: Go to Hell!, Betch, Whore, Skinny betch, Friendless skank... (etc.) ... You can probably see I am very popular (note the sarcasm)

Favorite Color: What isn't my favourite colour?

Favorite Food: Blood, blood and Scooby Snacks.

Likes: Reading, Writing, Drawing, Designing, Dancing, going on the Computer, eating, listening to music, singing, taking pictures, sleeping, staying up late, partying, thinking, ogling, typing and dressing up!!

Dislikes: Every thing else.

Hobbies: ...No Comment...

Personality: Loner, friendly, SUPER HYPER, quiet, ... EVERY THING!

Bella: http:///articles/Gilmore_Girls/Images/alexis-bledel-1.jpg

Edward: http:///i/150/Movies/Actors3/F8BW814165668_150x200.jpg

Alice: http:///filmes/ela_e_demais/ela_e_demais02.jpg

Emmett: http:///articles/tomwelling1.gif

Rosalie: http:///eol_images/Profiles/20060928/244.lively.blake.092706.jpg

Jasper:http:///main/content/wp/en/thumb/7/7b/180px-Trent2.jpg

Mike: http:///CodyLinley.jpg

Italian green blown glass vase: http:///italy20vase201.jpg

Crazy One Shots! BAMMM!

the leather pants: http:///mens/images/646.jpg

Leather Jacket : http:///images/women_leather/SSBM10844bikerLg.jpg

An.Annoyance.You.Can't.Live.Without

http:///xox.an.annoyance.you.cant.live.without.xox?cr=5&linkvar=000044

Favourite Quotes

This Kitchen is Bitchin' -- Accepted

DEATH! YOU ARE MY BITCH LOVER!! -- Wedding Crashers

"Hello, I am Shannon the gay boy that wished you into existence, take care of my planet for me, I am gay, GOOOD - BYEEEEE!"

The good die young... Us bitches live forever!!

-emo accent- Hi... I'm cocoa, the happy fish...

Forever isn't as long as it use to be.

IT'S IN YOU FREAKIN CAT!!

OMC-Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. that and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God.

A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..."

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

After I read New Moon, I tried to book a plane down to Forks, so I could kick Jacob's werewolf ass!

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

Having the love of your life say "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

My Gay-dar is ponting at you madly, in your tight jeans and man make-up... I think there's something wrong with it...

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!

I live in a worls of Rainbows, hearts and Unicorns. The rainbow is only in shades of grey and black, The hearts are broken and bleeding and the unicorn are cutting them selves with their horns... All in all it's my perfect life=D

Guys with Emo hair are like a billion times more sexy than other guys.

'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

My goal in life is to have everyone I have ever come into contact with fall in love with Twilight series, and, more importantly, EDWARD!

You're intoxicated by my very presence

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I could tell you what happened in the first chapter of Eclipse, but then I would have to kill you.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what?

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepair to shatter.

Oh him? He just has the most ah-dorable eyes you could ever fall for, and the cutest smile that will take your breath away And he has the ability to make you laugh when when the world just wants you to frown.

COPY AND PASTE!!

If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (All the time.)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile (See above)

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you don't believe life is fair shit...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you don’t dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you wish more people were like your friends on fanfic, copy and paste this onto your pro

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

the phrase "im a lover, not a fighter" doesnt apply to me. i am a fighter not a lover

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile

If you know what a lemon fly is(for those who dont, it is a mythicle lemon with wings. ha! now you know!!)

If you have a problem with counsoluers, copy and paste!!

If you've ever misspelled your own fanfic screenname, copy and paste this onto your pro

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.

AV is Addicted to Vampires

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro!

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile

if you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!)

If you horrible at taking direction... copy and paste to your profile...

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile. (I think Edward's REALLY scared right now...)

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever stayed up all night just to watch the sunrise, copy and paste this onto your pro

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

if you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. (dude, it was weird)

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever gotten a paper-cut on your lips from kissing Twilight, copy and paste this onto your pro

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hizmit12-waterlilly3721, hinoru14, Hinata of the Waterfall. xox.M.i.d.n.i.g.h.t.xox

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

have you ever been hurt because you daydreaming,if you have copy and paste on your profile

have your friends tell you that you are to obsess with fics that you are scaring them, copy and paste to your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hinoru 14, PerfectPaperHeart (changed)

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, O.C., House, or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If that describes you, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how georgous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Sasuke from Naruto should have the nickname 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this into your profile while laughing your head off.

If you got anyone addicted to Naruto in your life (including friends, familiy, etc...) or any anime, copy this into your profile.

Copy this into your profile if you're a procrastination addict. (It's okay, you can do it later...)

Drugs are bad news. Copy this into your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed a door that clearly said PUSH, copy this into your profile.

98 of teenagers have participated in underaged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride.

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings when you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree(or not), copy this and put it in your profile.

If you hate selfish, racist, homophobic, biased assholes, put this in your profile

If you can spout a random Naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.

You know you live in the year 2000+ when...

1.) You accidentaly enter you password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:

If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list:

Pink Crescent Moon,
Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry
Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover,
Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26,
Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan,
Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon, you.broke.a.promise, kattylin,Hinatakura,
Sakuranata, hinoru14, PerfectPaperHearts

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS
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I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add.

Hey you! I know you're just dying to do this!!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!


Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

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No Ordinary Summer by Alusy reviews
Four rich girls meet four rich boys at a summer camp, and they don't like each other. Things start happening that stress their lives even more. Will they make it through together, or fall apart?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,436 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
The Notebook by fantasmefantastic reviews
AU. SasuSaku, SaiIno, NaruHina, ShikaTema, and NejiTen. The Notebook is simply a way to pass time for us gals in Konoha University. Nothing special in there. Just our Plans, Wills, Code Names, Conversations, Crushes...right, nothing special at all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,235 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 2/29/2008
Peanut Butter Jelly Time by Katluva0323 reviews
This is when Bella and Edward catch Emmett doing something that is unbelievable to their eyes. Read and review! It is purely humor based.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 6/29/2007
Me or Her? by VampireAlcoholic reviews
This is a sequel to Hate or Love. This about Bella going to forks in search of Jacob after seeing Raven and Edward embrace in a manner not liked by her. On her way there she befriends Nicholas and other people that you'll meet if you read. NOW FINISHED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,057 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Complete
Struggling Sakura by fallenangelkimmy reviews
Sequal to Sakura Story. Sakura's life seems to be going well... except for Deidara, Sasuke and Orochimaru plotting against her, her usual Akatsuki life-risking missions, and wrecking her favourite bandana. ItaXSaku PLEASE REVEIW! Rated T
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,395 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Dear Stranger by DarkSoleil reviews
Sakura always thought writing a letter to a complete stranger was creepy, if not slightly romantic. But, what the hell! SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 10,836 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Twilight is Published! by Murmmer reviews
What would happen if Twilight was published in the Twilight world? What happens when half of Forks reads Stephanie Meyer's new Best Seller, Twilight? What will Bella and the Cullens do? After all, Bella just had her personal thoughts PUBLISHED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,712 - Reviews: 1288 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 6/25/2007
Never Gamble With the Cullens by phix27 reviews
The Cullens are mad! But you knew that. Crazy happenings will result!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,213 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 4/3/2007
A Petrelli Thanksgiving by AngelWarriors reviews
The Petrelli's spend thanksigivng with each other. Syelle and Non Cesty Paire
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Claire B., Peter P. - Complete
Offscreen Chemistry by Angel-Hunteress reviews
An interesting conversation between Peter and Claire as they watch a TV show that is very smiliar to their lives...PAIRE one-shot. Crack!fic.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Claire B., Peter P. - Complete
The Great Escape by Brittneys.Perspective reviews
Edward Is Trusted to Complete an Important Job for the Volturi, But It Wasn't Exactly In His Plans To Fall In Love With His Assignment CURRENTLY UNDERGOING EDITS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,130 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
VSS by x.imagine.x reviews
Very Short Songfics. Mainly Smitchie/Naitlyn but theres a twist about the fate of these VSS's! read to find out!
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,588 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Complete
Science vs Romance by liam22 reviews
Sylar/Claire. "You bring up evolutionary imperative again, and you’ll have to convince Elle to be your brood mare..."
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Claire B., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Take Care by Resiliency reviews
AU, All human. Bella's looking for a summer job and the Cullens are looking for a live-in nanny for the 2 youngest Cullen kids. But Bella finds more than just a decent paycheck at her new job. She finds a best friend, new opportunities, and... true love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,255 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Edward, Bella
Emotional Edward by Insanity's Partner reviews
Upon leaving Bella, Edward is grotesquely depressed. Wait a minute....is that eyeliner?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
Game On: Camp Rock: ShaneMitchie by Smurf213 reviews
Eight one-shots done for the Game On: Camp Rock challenge posted by EvilEmmaEvans. R&R please! It would be greatly appreciated :D rated for future chapters... DISCLAIMER: i do not own Camp Rock, though that would be wickedly awesome. *sigh*
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,993 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
Affairs with Suits by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
Peter hates this suit." Claire likes it, though. - Peter/Claire. Incest. Be warned. -
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Peter P., Claire B. - Complete
Cheeseburgers by Potato92 reviews
“We used to stand at these things together and say ‘screw this let’s go get a cheeseburger together’ and we wouldn’t care that I was in a ball gown and you were in a tux in the middle of a fast food joint because we were together!" Peter/Claire
Heroes - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Peter P., Claire B. - Complete
His by I-Like-2-Taboo reviews
Justin shows Alex that despite the fact that he is hers, she's still very much HIS as well... JALEX. Companion Piece to "HERS". incest. u were warned.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Complete
Hers by I-Like-2-Taboo reviews
Alex thinks back to how she made Justin hers. WARNING: JALEX. incest. Implied sexual encounters.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Complete
Undeniable Truth by Winter Sapphire reviews
The first time Peter catches her he’s amused. After all, it isn’t every day you walk in on someone gorging themselves on ice cream. Peter x Claire, canon 'verse.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Claire B., Peter P. - Complete
I'm Not Gonna Teach Him How To Dance With You by elenwyn reviews
“Stop being paranoid – Ow!” Claire retorted, wincing as he stepped on her toe again, “He’s talking to Heidi, how could he possibly be staring at you?” Canon!Paire oneshot. Peter doesn't like the way Claire's boyfriend is dancing with her.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Claire B., Peter P. - Complete
Breathe by faithfulwriter reviews
Oneshot. PAIRE. Peter and Claire fought their desire for each other for years. They tried to move on, tried to ignore it but it was always there. Then she knocked on his door. Tonight they would breathe for the first time.
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,011 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Peter P., Claire B. - Complete
Edward's discovery of Bella's Caffiene Issues by Murmmer reviews
This is when Edward finds out Bella is not so good with caffeine! Super silly! T for language!And cross dressing! should be a good laugh...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,919 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 4/14/2007
Pass This On by elenwyn reviews
Nearly five years to the day that she first met him, and ‘Sandra’ can’t forget. Not ever. Canon!Paire one-shot set in 5YG.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Claire B., Peter P. - Complete
The Cullens Gone Mad by Waffles-r-after-me reviews
A developing relationship, a shiny wand, Elvis Presley, oak trees, and Jaspina? Yup. It's all in this fanfic and MORE! Waffles urges you to satisfy the hunger that is ravenously tearing at your laughbox and read this enchanting story....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,175 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 3/14/2007
The Red Dress by paynesgrey reviews
Blue didn't suit her, but he was worried about how amazing she looked in red. CANON PAIRE with implications. ONESHOT.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Claire B., Peter P. - Complete
Falling Up by Xo-SARCASTIC-oX reviews
When you've got a Guy that gets everything,a Girl who's utterly stubborn,who both have problems brewing beneath the surface Throw in the dangerous,intimidating jungle that's high school,and it becomes a whole lot harder for opposites to attract.1000review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,672 - Reviews: 1303 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 6/16/2007
Bonding by IsabellaMarieSwan123 reviews
Edward is away hunting and Bella is stuck with Emmett and Jasper, games begin and truth or dare is one of them. Please Read and Review
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,283 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007
Buttons by elenwyn reviews
No. Not kiss him. Because Peter was her uncle, and that would be a very un-niece like thing to do. Claire seems to be having a little trouble of containing certain 'feelings' at one of Nathan's parties. Canon!Paire. One-shot.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Claire B., Peter P. - Complete
Liar by Kimmydreamer
My destiny is not to shoot you, the universe can't be that lame'. Myabe there is a place where the universe is really a better place. Or maybe not.
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Peter P., Claire B. - Complete
Struggling To Be by Potato92 reviews
“You are Claire Bennet. That’s the best thing you could ever be.” AU.
Heroes - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Peter P., Claire B. - Complete
Know Your Stars: Twilight Series by Ghosts in the Snow reviews
A know your stars type story. If you've ever wondered what the characters of the Twilight series wouldn't EVER do, look no further. WARNING: Sever OOCness, sever character bashing, and totally awkward WTF moments inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 38,022 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Teardrops on My Guitar by VivianBlood reviews
Edward leaves Bella for another vampire. Bella moves on and becomes a singer who is quite famous. For the past three years she's happy and content... Until Edward shows up in her life again with his new girlfriend. What'll happen? T for language. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,296 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 7/28/2007
Exemption for Impending Death Situation by VampedVixen reviews
Peter and Claire agree never to sleep with each other unless they're drunk or the world is ending. Loopholes can be funny things.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Claire B., Peter P. - Complete
Isabella Volturi by Animosity Heart reviews
Bella has been a part of the Volturi for over a hundred years. She thought that she belonged with them but she realised she didnt. She moves in with the Cullens and that with them is where she belonged... Disclamer Do not own Twilight
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,682 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007
Bella and the Beast by Elliptic Lullaby reviews
An AU version of 'Beauty and the Beast' featuring the 'Twilight' gang and their many misadventures. Read AN for full summary. Rated T to be safe. [EB]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,592 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 9/15/2006
Dramas of the heart by Xo-SARCASTIC-oX reviews
What will you do when your best friend is the love of your life? What will you do when you have to put family before your other half? What do you do when, in the end, you're not even of the same species anymore? What is there to do? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,989 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 4/7/2007
Come Back to Me by MoonlightWalks reviews
At Bella's birthday, she accidentally changed. Before her heart stops, Edward decides to leave. One person chooses to stay behind with her and it isn't Edward...Chpt. 3, 9, and 10 ARE NOT REAL CHAPTERS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,903 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Complete
The Girl Next Door by cherrytone reviews
Bella is sent to live with Renee after Edward left the first time. She is a senior in high school. Her hope to be invisible is squashed when she moves in next door to the most popular guy in school. Will Edward return or will Bella move on?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,852 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Complete
Orphan by Maxride102607 reviews
Bella is an orphan who lives in the most cruel horrible orphanage ever and is constantly beaten and worked to death but may a guy named Edward change all that? They are not vampires in this story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,885 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 6/29/2007
Never Again by xf reviews
90 years ago Edward left Bella for the second time. Now, after so many years they meet each other in their meadow. Will Bella fall in love with Edward again or will she stay faithful to her husband and coven? Chapter 7 now up.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,541 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 3/3/2007
You Should Have Lied by soapmaniac22 reviews
After being away for 5 years, Casey heads home to her family to attend the wedding of the man who broke her heart and learns that maybe she was never really over him.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,536 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 11/3/2007
White Christmas by sarahbeth1925 reviews
Short ficlet about Peter and Claire's first Christmas together. AU.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Claire B., Peter P. - Complete
The Beauty and the Beast by Miyako-hime reviews
Highschool. Oneshot. They are complete opposites, but drawn together. Better than it sounds! THIS IS SASUSAKU!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,546 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7306 - Favs: 6,129 - Follows: 2,638 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
To Be Bad by coldqueen reviews
Peter lets his jealousy get the best of him as Claire finally discovers just what every girl wants. Dark!Fic, canon Paire
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,034 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Claire B., Peter P. - Complete
Tell me this is a Joke! by Ms. Milly reviews
Edward and Alice fall in love and run off, abandoning Jasper and Bella. Jasper goes to the Volturi and Bella is all alone. A new vampire comes in town looking for love and Bella is now vulnerable. What happens when people find they have been deceived?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/13/2007
Never Meant To Be by nk2000 reviews
Derek let out a deep breath and looked into the fire. “Yes, Casey. I think you should marry Noel.” Tears started to form in Casey’s eyes. “You do?” Derek and Casey have a talk in the middle of the night. AngstDasey and some Nasey
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,789 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/7/2007 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Complete
Blood Lust by NeoGirl1704 reviews
We catch up with Bella Swan 25 years after she last saw Edward Cullen. She is a new person, has a new life, a new man, and shares a nightclub, Blood Lust, with her new coven. Everything seems to be perfect, yet nothing is what it seems. ::.NO ECLIPSE.::
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,845 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 1/6/2007
Taboo by ibreak4CSI reviews
[PeterClaire] It's okay to notice that his niece is pretty. Strictly objectively, of course. What he shouldn't notice is that her lips are luscious and full, the color of ripe raspberries, or that that is, ironically, the flavor of lip gloss she favors.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Claire B., Peter P. - Complete
Kiss De Girl by Firegambler reviews
Emmett and Edward made a bet, that Edward couldn't go an entire night without kissing Bella. But when they spend the night alone, how long is that going to last. He gotta, kiss de girl. First songfic!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Complete
Things You Should Never Do by Sadness-is-Beautiful reviews
50 things you should never, ever, ever do, as demonstrated by the good people...and vampires...and werewolves...of Forks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 8,852 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007
The Epic tales of Bella by Obsessive Vampire Stalker reviews
Just a random story i wrote during class with my bestie, twlight obsessed, and well its just really a bunch of random drabble about twilight and the cullens with a few 'guest' stars. including SUPERMAN, and ashely the evil bunny. Please RxR
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Complete
Twilight Kisses by WELUVVAMPIREKISSES reviews
What happens when Vampire Kisses and Twilight meet and, dare I say, COLLIDE? Come and find out By: Lindsey & Midnight Warning: OOC!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,140 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/12/2007 - Published: 3/5/2007
A Winter's Tale by AstraeltheDestroyer reviews
COMPLETE! AU fic! It's Bella's fault Renee and Charlie are dead and her brother Deryk hates her. She's completely in love with Edward but her brother won't let them be together. Drugs, sex and cutting are involved!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,973 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/25/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Complete
Royal Blood by Nahenahe reviews
I am Isabella Marie, Princess of the undead. I have been promised to my cousin Prince Drake, but I have other plans. Will I find true love? This isn't your typical BellaEdward story! Please give me a chance you might like it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,981 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007
The Taming of Edward Cullen by Starry077 reviews
A whole world filled with vampires and my parents just had to pick Edward Cullen, the most renowned playboy in the USA, to be my future husband! BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 6/29/2007
I'm so sorry Edward by I am a tie reviews
Bella walked across the clearing towards Jasper. She gave him a kiss on the cheek.“Thank you.” Bella pulled away.Jasper inched closer.“Jasper?” Bella looked nervous.“Bella…” He closed the space between them.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,199 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007
Day of Night by eclipsed heart reviews
After NM: Victoria finds Bella one day and bites her before Edward can help. The wolves think the Cullens are responsible for Bella's change and kill them for breaking the treaty. Poor Bella is left all alone until someone familiar returns...first fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In Love and War by Shoduna reviews
Peter. Claire. Food fight. Enough said.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Peter P., Claire B. - Complete
Jessica's New Clothes by FriendofFoes reviews
Mike tried and failed. Now it up to Jessica. Can she get Edward? Or will she fall to the dogs? Jessica's PoV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
Someday by BabyBebop reviews
Post: Lies My Brother Told Me. I grab the essay we had to write together for our Science class. That damn essay that led to my heart being stomped on. Slight Dasey. Rated T for mild language. My first fanfic so please be nice.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Complete
Candid Chatter With Peter and Claire by GreenLeoFiend reviews
Some time after the explosion, Peter and Claire have a serious conversation.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Claire B., Peter P. - Complete
Until we meet again by VampireGoddess12Xx reviews
DISCONTINUED Laurent has kidnapped Bella. He intends to take her to Victoria but instead he makes a deal with her. He wont take her to Victoria if she....read to find out! EdwardXBella eventually PROMISE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,211 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/26/2007 - Published: 4/8/2007
Love is a wonderful thing by Crystal blue eyes reviews
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan have been best friends since they were little kids. They are both now in High school and are both seniors. Oh yeah, they both love each other!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,780 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Complete
Quite Comfortable by paynesgrey reviews
Claire's comfort zone with her newly discovered uncle is tested. Canon Paire. Incest implications. UST. [oneshot]
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Peter P., Claire B. - Complete
Things you shouldn't do after reading Twilight by Werepanda07 reviews
This is a list of things me and my friends came up with. Please read cuz it's really weird and funny.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Complete
In Your Eyes by Alusy reviews
It was the biggest dance of the year and was rumoured to be the best night of their lives. The girls had it all. Nothing could make their lives better. But if something doesn't get better, that only means one thing. T to be safe. NXT, SXI, SXS, NXH.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,895 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
All Time High by TheMuleteer reviews
My first Heroes fic. Peter & Claire confront their feelings during their escape from Texas. First in a series. Songficdrabble. Please R&R!
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Claire B., Peter P. - Complete
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Status Quo REWRITE reviews
I rewrote it because I didn't like the first one. Popular. Dork. Gorgeous. Plain. Athletic. Clumsy. Bella and Edward have many differences. Happily Ever After or High School Horror. HUMANS. OOC
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
All Hours of the Night xox reviews
BElla catches Edward cheating. I guess everyone can't have a happy ending, but let's see how close they'll get to one. // No flames Between New Moon and Eclipes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Last Call Of The Hour reviews
SEQUEL TO: ALL HOURS OF THE NIGHT Bella is FINALLY happy. She has her Sisters, and that's all that matters. But, baby, The Cullens are Back. I put it as Romance and Humor, but there's also drama!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
With you reviews
Okay this is completely OOC! Edward drinks humans and the Cullens are try to get him on animals. okay that sounded wrone but you know what I mean. And he changes Bella. What will happen? Will they fall in love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,083 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Bella, Edward
Shape Shifter reviews
Sasuke is back. So Sakura should be happy, right? Well , she is until she relizes what an egotistical jerk he is. S o n g f i c.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
An Annoyance You Can't Live Without reviews
Sakura finds Sasuke cheating on her with her best friend, will this make or break her? Summer//High School. Sakura.X.Who? You decide later on.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,276 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Reunion reviews
Sequel to Status Quo Mike works WHERE? Jessica and Lauren did... WHAT! What is going on here!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/12/2008
Silver Lining reviews
Her name is Sakura. She's quiet and likes to keep to herself. She's just being Sakura, but to all around her, she's a mystery. Romance. Saku-X-Who? OOCness. AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,761 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sakura H.
Status Quo reviews
Edward is a popular jerk. Bella is a beautiful loser. they were the best of friends until he changed. he wants her, she hates him. How will things work out? OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,335 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
Love Calculator reviews
What happens when our favourite Twilght characters stumble upon a love calcolaor? MADNESS! BWHAHAHA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Complete
What not to do after reading twilight reviews
Things I came up with on what not to do.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007
Crazy One Shots! BAMMM! reviews
Random One Shots!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007